Youko Recca
03-15-2006, 10:53 PM
I've dedicated this thread to us paying respect to a cartoon character. One who we've agreed isn't the core, or necessity to the show, but is undoubtedly one funny son of a *****. Mainly due to his severe sarcasm and cynical brooding. Let us just use this to post our favorite quotes and moments in someway having to involve Mr. Brutananadilewski. Let's not forget his design. A overweight, balding man rocking dirty wifebeaters, dingy blue sweapants, and open-toe Dollar store chancletas. Body hair out of control, crude behavior, and what we're led to believe is inhumanly bad body odor. Rejoice!
*Frylock floats over to Carl's house. Rings doorbell.*
*Inside, it's completely dark. Carl is hiding behind his sofa*
Carl: "Go away, go away....so tired of this. Go away, freakin' GO AWAY you freak...."
Frylock: "Hi Carl!"
*Lights go on*
Carl: "What, what do you want? What can I do for you? Can I please just not live here without having to deal with the likes--of you ANIMNALS!"
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*Shakes blasts through his window as he's talking on phone to insurance agency*
*Carl drops phone*
Master Shake: "Hey Carl, look, I'm Batman!"
Carl: "Ay-yo, I'm Batman too, huh!! AAAAAAHHH!!!!"
*Carl jumps out window*
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Carl: "If you need anything, you know who to look to - someone else."
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Frylock: "You know what tonight is?"
Carl: "Yeah the night I'm downloading porn at 14 kilobytes a second!"
Carl: "Ha! I'm just kidding. I got a cable modem back here."
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Carl: "Yeah, well, I noticed this long cord comin' from my house, then I noticed YOUR house, glowin' like the freakin' SUN. So I put two and two together and decided - you're pissin' me off."
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Inignot: "Hello, Carl, I am Inignot and this is Err."
Err: "I am Err."
Inignot: "We are Mooninites from the inner core of the moon."
Err: "You said it right."
Inignot: "Our race is hundred of years beyond yours."
Err: "Man, you hear what he's saying?"
Inignot: "Some would say that the Earth is our moon."
Err: "We're the moon."
Inignot: "But that would belittle the name of our moon, which is: The Moon."
Err: "Point is: we're at the center, not you."
Carl: "No, the real point is: I don't give a damn."
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*Master Shake has killed himself in Carl's pool*
Frylock: Oh my God!
Carl: "Fryman, I am so sorry... that I can't press charges"
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Carl: "I don't NEED no instructions, to know how to rock!"
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Robot: "Unless Carl pays tribute to the elfin Elders in space."
Carl: "I'll do it. What do I do?"
Robot: "You must give of yourself to the Great Red Ape."
Carl: "Okay, how much?"
Robot: "Sexually."
Carl: "Wonderful."
*Later, he's ready to move*
Frylock: "Hey, man, you know you don't have to move. You could do that... other thing that the robot talked about."
Carl: "I know it's been a while, right, but I'm not going to get--humped by a giant red gorilla in space, okay? No thank you."
*Frylock floats over to Carl's house. Rings doorbell.*
*Inside, it's completely dark. Carl is hiding behind his sofa*
Carl: "Go away, go away....so tired of this. Go away, freakin' GO AWAY you freak...."
Frylock: "Hi Carl!"
*Lights go on*
Carl: "What, what do you want? What can I do for you? Can I please just not live here without having to deal with the likes--of you ANIMNALS!"
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*Shakes blasts through his window as he's talking on phone to insurance agency*
*Carl drops phone*
Master Shake: "Hey Carl, look, I'm Batman!"
Carl: "Ay-yo, I'm Batman too, huh!! AAAAAAHHH!!!!"
*Carl jumps out window*
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Carl: "If you need anything, you know who to look to - someone else."
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Frylock: "You know what tonight is?"
Carl: "Yeah the night I'm downloading porn at 14 kilobytes a second!"
Carl: "Ha! I'm just kidding. I got a cable modem back here."
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Carl: "Yeah, well, I noticed this long cord comin' from my house, then I noticed YOUR house, glowin' like the freakin' SUN. So I put two and two together and decided - you're pissin' me off."
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Inignot: "Hello, Carl, I am Inignot and this is Err."
Err: "I am Err."
Inignot: "We are Mooninites from the inner core of the moon."
Err: "You said it right."
Inignot: "Our race is hundred of years beyond yours."
Err: "Man, you hear what he's saying?"
Inignot: "Some would say that the Earth is our moon."
Err: "We're the moon."
Inignot: "But that would belittle the name of our moon, which is: The Moon."
Err: "Point is: we're at the center, not you."
Carl: "No, the real point is: I don't give a damn."
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*Master Shake has killed himself in Carl's pool*
Frylock: Oh my God!
Carl: "Fryman, I am so sorry... that I can't press charges"
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Carl: "I don't NEED no instructions, to know how to rock!"
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Robot: "Unless Carl pays tribute to the elfin Elders in space."
Carl: "I'll do it. What do I do?"
Robot: "You must give of yourself to the Great Red Ape."
Carl: "Okay, how much?"
Robot: "Sexually."
Carl: "Wonderful."
*Later, he's ready to move*
Frylock: "Hey, man, you know you don't have to move. You could do that... other thing that the robot talked about."
Carl: "I know it's been a while, right, but I'm not going to get--humped by a giant red gorilla in space, okay? No thank you."