So I have a crush on my high school english teacher...

[Sr.Infierno]

..And I dont think there's anything more sexually frustrating then this :shrug:

[Zubby]

Rufus Wainwright's song The Art Teacher is abut this. You should give it t listen.

[Master Moron]

See if you can trade her sexual favors for good grades...no, wait...that would be wrong...

[Warrior Kitana]

Can you elaborate a little more on your post? Is it a major crush you have?

[Beyond Batman]

Post her picture. :D

[Youko Recca]

This brings to my attention to notice that when I think about it, it's usually the english teachers that end up being the hot teacher(s) at my schools. Pretty ironic, given my trade.

[Karl Olson]

Van Halen's "Hot For Teacher" can also be considered good material for coping with this situation.

Not be followed is the anime "Please Teacher" (aka Onegai Teacher) unless you manage to find out that she's a space alien, and you secretly have a disease that puts you in Zen-like comas, so you're actually 18. If that's the case, then have at it as your life is apparently one big ontogenetic metaphor. Or a metaphor for hikikomori disorder. Or an existentialist metaphor in the Sartre tradition. Or maybe it's trancendentalist like Thoreau. It's all good.

Real Advice: Don't let it get in the way of your grades. Eyes on the prize, *rest of cheesy rhyming couplet deleted*.

[William C. Maune]

Just be careful if Bill Murray also has a crush on her.

[EightOh]

e m..And I dont think there's anything more sexually frustrating then this :shrug:I know some people who might disagree...

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[Sr.Infierno]

Can you elaborate a little more on your post? Is it a major crush you have?It's not really a sexual crush, it's more of an Oedipus motherly-affection type of thing. God, I know that sounds weird but it's just hard to explain how I feel about her. Im a walking Freud theory

Real Advice: Don't let it get in the way of your grades. Eyes on the prize, *rest of cheesy rhyming couplet deleted*.But my grades are soaring. That's one of the upsides of this situation: wanting to impress her

[solarflere]

But my grades are soaring. That's one of the upsides of this situation: wanting to impress herThen you are in the right track. Nothing beats like afectionate motivation. Just out of curiosity, how old are you if you don't mind? And aproximately how old is she? Early twenties, late twenties, older?

[BishopWells]

Tell her.

[Gatomon41]

Tell her.
I don't think that's a good idea.

[BishopWells]

It'll be fine. Buy her some flowers too.

[Captain Zechs]

Well...you could always get a space helmet, put it on, and go in naked...but that didn't really seem to work all to well...

But seriously...

Just don't do anything you will regret for the rest of your life.

[Wanted]

- Hi, Ms. J. I have a crush on you. Here's some flowers...
-- Well, Jack... I already have a boyfriend.

Jack kills himself

Not a good idea.

[Sr.Infierno]

Then you are in the right track. Nothing beats like afectionate motivation. Just out of curiosity, how old are you if you don't mind? And aproximately how old is she? Early twenties, late twenties, older?
Me-16
Her-22 or 23, forgot which exactly

[Artimus Gigan]

See if you can trade her sexual favors for good grades...no, wait...that would be wrong...Nonsence! Many sucessful Hentai movies are based around the same thing.

[Mugen]

Nonsence! Many sucessful Hentai movies are based around the same thing.Many porn sites are based on this as well.

[sun]

Me-16
Her-22 or 23, forgot which exactly Mr. Hell..sir, having taught high school for 27 years, and had this happen to me, that is having had students have crushes on me, it is best for you, in my humble opinion, to move on..Maybe request a transer out of her class, if you cannot stop the obsession.
,,The sooner you move on, the heathier you will be, and more focused on other activities, besides some unavailable adult"s sexuality. While it might be a nice fantacy, it is harmful to you, if you cannot get rid of the idea, take some action to get rid of the idea.....Good luck--- Stuart

[solarflere]

Me-16
Her-22 or 23, forgot which exactlyDude first,she is out of your league, and second, What he said:
Mr. Hell..sir, having taught high school for 27 years, and had this happen to me, that is having had students have crushes on me, it is best for you, in my humble opinion, to move on..Maybe request a transer out of her class, if you cannot stop the obsession.
,,The sooner you move on, the heathier you will be, and more focused on other activities, besides some unavailable adult"s sexuality. While it might be a nice fantacy, it is harmful to you, if you cannot get rid of the idea, take some action to get rid of the idea.....Good luck--- Stuart

[TimTwoFace]

Thread closed.

Why? On account of this just being a powder keg of craziness just waiting to explode. Sorry dudes.

-Tim