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Space Chief
11-11-2005, 05:00 PM
This was inspired after seeing this:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051110/ap_on_he_me/sleepy_students;_ylt=Apdzh.QJqN6h8_xxnLrC0zGs0NUE;_ylu=X3oDMTA3czJjNGZoBHNlYwM3NTE-

"All your sleep are belong to us"

Anyway, have you seen any particular headlines, tv listings, etc., that you found strange? I've started a collection that includes:

-Local columnist Gordie Little's piece about the horrors of getting dressed

-An ad for a band that reads "Flood-tonight at the waterfront"

-A health column titled "Eggs Are Very Edible"

-An article about a man who robbed a bank wearing "a floral dress, a floppy hat, and a moustache" (One of these things is not like the other...)

-An article titled "Dieters Wonder-What Would Jesus Eat?"

And in terms of TV listings:

-An Amanda Show where "a bunny hops into Amanda's belly" :confused:

-A Rugrats where "the kids are afraid that Dil will turn into a 'jungle beaver'"

-A Zoboomafoo where the title character "sees a caterpillar and wonders what kind of legs it will grow"

But the ultimate weird headline is and will forever be one titled "Landfill Considers Senior Day" :confused: :confused: :confused:



Any others?