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Ed Liu
11-11-2005, 01:57 PM
Howdy,

Some MIT students tested tin foil hat designs (http://people.csail.mit.edu/rahimi/helmet/) to determine which ones were the most effective. The result?

we find that although on average all helmets attenuate invasive radio frequencies in either directions (either emanating from an outside source, or emanating from the cranium of the subject), certain frequencies are in fact greatly amplified. These amplified frequencies coincide with radio bands reserved for government use according to the Federal Communication Commission (FCC). Statistical evidence suggests the use of helmets may in fact enhance the government's invasive abilities. We theorize that the government may in fact have started the helmet craze for this reason.
(Emphasis mine)

TOSS THE HATS!!! THE GOVERNMENT IS IN ON IT!!!! RUN FOR THE HILLS!!!

-- Ed/Ace

Kurtman
11-11-2005, 02:30 PM
*Blinks* Tin........foil.................HATS!?!

g_UnIt_GaNsTa
11-11-2005, 02:39 PM
IT BEGINS http://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-tinfoil.gif

too bad the hat isn't going to help you mr. paranoid smiley

Karl Olson
11-13-2005, 04:55 AM
Howdy,

Some MIT students tested tin foil hat designs (http://people.csail.mit.edu/rahimi/helmet/) to determine which ones were the most effective. The result?


(Emphasis mine)

TOSS THE HATS!!! THE GOVERNMENT IS IN ON IT!!!! RUN FOR THE HILLS!!!

-- Ed/Ace

So basically, if you're picking up AM Radio on your fillings, it might be helpful, but it will in fact make it easier for the government to control your mind via those same fillings otherwise. Excellent :D

Daffy Dork
11-13-2005, 10:18 AM
I need a tin foil hat so Ron Howard doesn't control my mind.

Swordfish_II
11-14-2005, 12:44 PM
Shiny side out.

SHINY SIDE OUT!

Artimus Gigan
11-14-2005, 05:35 PM
Shiny side out.

SHINY SIDE OUT!I saw a T-shirt that said the same thing

Bearpod91
11-14-2005, 06:02 PM
I love those hats! Buy them! Buy them! Thier the best ever! If you don't get one now, you'll burn. Burn, burn, burn! YAY! Buy a hat today, first one's free! :evil: :D :evil: ;)

Wow, I knew these was something wrong when CNN wanted us to wear the tin hats for thanksgiving. :p

guinaevere
11-14-2005, 08:04 PM
Awesome article, Ed!


What would life be without the tin-foil hat, black helicopter, vapor trail crowd?! I ask you.