New Year's Eve Party at Danielle's House!!

[Colin]

...just to clarify....the New Year's Party is at DANIELLE'S house this year... so, don't believe what you read in Brian's online thingy... Danielle is hosting the party... and everyone is required to bring something...

...I'm bringing the Bean Dip!

[BourgeoisBuffoon]

I'll bring....

CCCHHHHAAAAMMMPPPAAANNNGGGEEEE!!!!!

*runs to house with barrel of champange, eats half the food at the buffet, and starts to go crazy around the house.*
...

Don'tcha love New Years' Parties? :D

[kiddiesunshine]

i'll bring my gamecube stuff, some nachos and a diamond ring for danielle for when i ask her to be mine...heh, heh...

[Nightflower]

But duuuuuude, she's six years younger than you! :eek:

Ah well, that won't matter in ten years anyway, eh?

I'll bring the dorky New Years' decorations and noisemakers! :D

[Danielle]

Though I knew I was hosting the party, I didn't know about this thread. Colin, are you hiding things from me again? :p

*sigh* Okkay, I'll just respond to everyone right here:

Nightflower:
Sorry, but you'll hafta bring something else........we have enough dorky decorations and noisemakers to last a lifetime! Did I tell you what my parents did at my Bat Mitzvah......

kiddiesunshine:
Yeah, I *am* about six years younger than you, so it wouldn't work out......you can still give me the ring, though! :p

Borgei---HOW THE HECK DO YOU SPELL IT?!---Buffoon:
Why bother? You already *know* the answer.......Oh, and BTW, the party hasn't even *started* yet. Exactly whose house are you running around in? (smiles, then drains all the champagne out of the barrel)

Colin:
No bean dip. I don't want any after-smells, if you know what I mean..... :eek:

[kiddiesunshine]

jokes, people! sheesh!

[Failure]

I'll bring the str... oh wait, what kind of party was this? New Years? whoops. I meant I'll bring the uh, um steaks. yeah! steaks! No party is complete without a big fat t-bone to gnaw on, right? ;)

[DR. BELCH]

--the Frydaddy, a jug of oil, and a mess of things to deep-fry to a crackly crunch...and I may invite my brother, but be warned: he may wish to bring along several obnoxious smelly drunks that'll puke everywhere and then pass out in your bed (judging from his New Year's party last year). ;)

[Danielle]

Originally posted by DR. BELCH
--the Frydaddy, a jug of oil, and a mess of things to deep-fry to a crackly crunch...and I may invite my brother, but be warned: he may wish to bring along several obnoxious smelly drunks that'll puke everywhere and then pass out in your bed (judging from his New Year's party last year). ;)


A few comments to that:

1) I said it once, and I'll say it again; NO SOILING THE CARPET!!!

2) Of course they'll pass out on my bed.....my bed is one of those bunkbeds you hit your head on every time you go in.....I suspect they'll be unconscious regardless of whether they're drunk or not. ;)

3) Though maybe I can just forget about the first two comments and just lock them up in the dungeon.... :D


kiddiesunshine: Don't worry, we were joking, too. ;)

[Ricochet]

I'll bring the peanuts!!!!!!! Now, do y'all want honey-roasted or just plain salted? :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :D :D :D :D

[pencilsharp]

Oh, Ricochet, puh-leeze...
Need I make the obvious statement about all the nuts already at Danielle's party?

Me? I'm bringin' the togas. And my Harley. And in honor of Mr. Belushi, let it be known that folksy acoustic guitars are verboten !

[Ricochet]

Originally posted by pencilsharp
Oh, Ricochet, puh-leeze...
Need I make the obvious statement about all the nuts already at Danielle's party?

LOL! Ok, you're right. I'll bring salsa and a tape to record any BTAS, STAS, or BB eppys that might appear on New Year's Eve-il. :cool:

[Alaskanbullworm]

I'll bring the lipstick over so all of you gals can pucker up when 2002 rolls in :D . I hope no guys use it :rolleyes:

[Danielle]

Originally posted by Patrick Star
I'll bring the lipstick over so all of you gals can pucker up when 2002 rolls in :D . I hope no guys use it :rolleyes:


(stares at some other Toonzone guy-member whom I WON'T MENTION) Don't worry, I'll make sure they don't. :D


Of course, there's a chance that all the food might be gone before you guys ever even get here..... ( :wakko: )

[Nightflower]

All right, if I can't bring the dorky decorations, I'll bring some tacos and nachos.

[BourgeoisBuffoon]

Hm...no champange....

*sneaks in some champange to put in the punch* *pours it in* Heh heh heh...

...I brought PIZZA! More than you ever cared to eat. :D I also brought in a barrel of candy, a barrel of bacon, and lions, tigers, and bears (oh my!).

Finally, since we need it, I brought in a DJ with a big set of CDs. He has a good stereo system too! :D

*starts to go crazy once more, breaking lots of expensive stuff along the way*

[Danielle]

So Nightflower, you *and* kiddiesunshine are bringing nachos........boy, we will have a LOT of leftovers after this thing! Who volunteers to take some food home with them?


And in regards to the post made by the psycho up there... :p


Um.......................................that's not punch. :eek:

[Nightflower]

Whoopsies! I'll just bring tacos then!

[kiddiesunshine]

hey, danielle,were you referring to me?

[Colin]

Originally posted by Danielle
Though I knew I was hosting the party, I didn't know about this thread. Colin, are you hiding things from me again? :p


Danielle... would I EVER Hide anything from you... aside from that surprise party we had for Romey that you weren't invited to... or Craig's Bah Mitzva... or Maxie's "Come As Your Favorite Greek God/Goddess" Party... ASIDE from all that, I'd never hide anything from you...



Colin:
No bean dip. I don't want any after-smells, if you know what I mean..... :eek:

...too late, I already bout the Super-Econo-Deluxe-Bean Dip Supreme from Costco... and they won't let me return it...

[Danielle]

Originally posted by Colin

Danielle... would I EVER Hide anything from you... aside from that surprise party we had for Romey that you weren't invited to... or Craig's Bah Mitzva... or Maxie's "Come As Your Favorite Greek God/Goddess" Party... ASIDE from all that, I'd never hide anything from you...



Bah Mitzvah? Is that like, a Bar Mitzvah that no one brings gifts to?

Oh, and..... {*CLANG*}


'Kk, here's the list so far:

-Colin: ANYTHING BUT BEAN DI------*sigh* Fine. But then you're also on cleaning duty.
*gasp* You have a Costco near you?! {wails} I MISS COSTCO!!

-BorgeoisBuffoon: Music & a DJ, pizza, candy, maybe you can bring the bacon in the morning for all the people who got hangovers and fell asleep. :rolleyes: And no animals; my sister would tear them up to shreds. (I'm thinking of nick-naming her "Elmyra")

kiddiesunshine: nachos, gamecube-stuff...you don't need to get the ring. :D

Failure: Steaks. Medium rare, please. ;)

DR. BELCH: Oil and deep-frier. Let's make latkes! :D Ah, who am I foolin', I'm sick of latkes already....

Ricochet: Ah, but is a peanut really a nut? It's a legume! If you want, you can bring honey-roasted.....*along* with the salsa and tapes, of course... ;)

pencilsharp: Togas.......what is this, a costume party? :p Fine......bring your Harley as long as we all get a ride!

Patrick Star: Uh.....I think we have enough lipstick in our house..... :D

[Colin]

Originally posted by Danielle


Bah Mitzvah? Is that like, a Bar Mitzvah that no one brings gifts to?

Oh, and..... {*CLANG*}


...you know Craig, anything to be different...




-Colin: ANYTHING BUT BEAN DI------*sigh* Fine. But then you're also on cleaning duty.
*gasp* You have a Costco near you?! {wails} I MISS COSTCO!!




I've got a Costco! I've got a Costco! *neener*
And sorry, as Hostess of the party... you are contractually required to do *all* clean up.... you didn't read the fine print, did you??

...and there was something else I was gonna add, but I forgot... oh well, if I think about it, I'll reply again =)

[Captain Caps]

-24 bottles of caffeine-free diet soda
-My own private harem, consisting of an escort service I bought out for the evening
-Togas
-An R&B band for live entertainment. It'll make you wanna SHOUT!

Sincerely,

John "Captain Caps" Kilduff

[Nightflower]

Ooh! I'll also bring mistletoe. I thought that was a Christmas themed thing only, but apparently you can have it at New Year's too.

.....Hey Danielle, you left me off the list :( I'll just enjoy my tacos somewhere else....by myself....sniff....

[Danielle]

Geeeeeee, lotsa togas tonight. Anyone think of bringing kimonos for the girls? :p


And Colin.......it seems that *you* misread the fine print:

"E pluribus unum and yadda yadda yadda....the first party of the host and/or hostess of the first party are hereby required to do 6 hours of community service i.e. clean-up. However, if the second party of the guest of the first party thereby/hereby make the service of the first party of the host of the first party harder, then the second party of the guest of the first party is required to do 2 hours of community service i.e. cleaning up the mess he made, plus 12%, unless the second party of the guest of the first party is understudied by the third party of the guest of the second party.


Toldja! :p


Nightflower: I didn't leave you off the list! I-- (looks back, and saw that she, in fact, did leave her off the list...) Aw, Nightflower, I'm sorry! I thought I put you on there! Well, here you go:


Nightflower: Tacos and mistletoe (well, if Patrick Star's bringing lipstick :eek: , I'll pass.)

And, also, Captain Caps: Caffiene-free diet soda (eh, we have enough caffiene-free regular soda. Why not?), a harem (whatever that is...), and a band. (oooh, will they make us wanna shriek and throw bottles on the stage, too? [better get the chicken wire...])

[DR. BELCH]

Danielle:
Oil and deep-frier. Let's make latkes! Ah, who am I foolin', I'm sick of latkes already....
Then you'll adore my deep-fried shrimp. As for those who drink too much, they'll be ordered to stay in the kitchen. Better yet, they can rot out on the back porch with the 19-deg-F weather--and if you must spew, aim it into the flowerbed! :D

[Danielle]

Originally posted by DR. BELCH

Then you'll adore my deep-fried shrimp. As for those who drink too much, they'll be ordered to stay in the kitchen. Better yet, they can rot out on the back porch with the 19-deg-F weather--and if you must spew, aim it into the flowerbed! :D


Deep-fried shrimp? Ewwww.....


If they want to aim into the flowerbed, they can....we haven't been very successful in our gardening, and perhaps they can help our rhodedendrons spring up again! :D


Oh.....and I doubt it'll be 19 degrees out.....though it's cold here, it's never *that* cold (and certainly not cold enough to keep snow for more than two days.... :mad: )


Oh, and just an observation.....you all *do* realize that I'm the only one who actually sees "New Year's Party at Danielle's House!" after Brian's name, unless I'm Unregistered. (heh...."New Year's Party at Unregistered's House"....)

[Jimmy Kustes]

This party isn't real right? Anyone need a literalist?

[BourgeoisBuffoon]

SAID BY DUNCANZITS: This party isn't real right? Anyone need a literalist?

Yep, it ain't real...but use your imagination! :D

Okay, I brought the bacon! And since you suggested it....*looks in Barrel o' Fun (TM) he brought* Alrighty, we have kimonos! Every girl gets one!

Also...*grabs mistletoe* Any gal brave enough out there to give ME a kiss? ;)

[Captain Caps]

Anyway, I have some cake frosting in a 3-foot tall barrel on layaway. I'm also bringing some 80s music, and a biker gang loaded on beer and crank. Don't worry, I'm bringing cages, too.

Sincerely,

John "Captain Caps" Kilduff

...and a generous jolt of adrenal cortex! L'Chaim!

[Danielle]

I think we have a misconseption here...... ("Misconseption. I learned a new word!") The New Year's Eve party is, as it suggests, on New Year's Eve. No kissing yet, BB! :p


And Caps: That gang and anyone who has......what was it? Adrenal cortex?.......are, as Belch said, sittin' out in the backyard and having their own party. ;)


This also includes anyone who's *bringing champagne*. *cough**cough*

[Misty Warner]

*gasp* Where have I been??? A party! YAY!.. What to bring?? *runs around insanely* Ooooh I have it! Im bringing the duct tape!.. It'll come in usefull, believe me ;)
Oooh and cheeseballs.... whats a party without cheeseballs?.... And I'll set up the funky lighting! Whats a party without a 'tekkie?' :D

~Misty~

http://animaniacs.topcities.com/ <---- (beware the destruction-construction)

[The Dork Knight]

I'll bring some phat tunes! With some hot stuff like, Bad Ronald, Limp Bizkit, Gorillaz, Daft Punk, Green Day and more!

Danielle may be too young for Kiddiesunshine, but she's about my age! :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool:

- Foley Is Good

BANG BANG!!!!!! :cool:

[Jimmy Kustes]

Well, it's morning and I am going to try out that Simpsons' cereal I bought. :yawn: Maybe I can bring that.

[Nightflower]

*bursts into mock romantic musical interlude around Danielle and Foley Is Good* Just to be annoying :D

[Ricochet]

Originally posted by Nightflower
*bursts into mock romantic musical interlude around Danielle and Foley Is Good* Just to be annoying :D

ROFLOL! :) Should someone bring stain remover? It could come in handy... Misty Warner is right about the duct tape. Ya never know what'll happen! :wakko: :wakko: :wakko:

[Nightflower]

Oh yeah. Danielle better hide all the breakable objects first.

[Danielle]

The RENEWED LIST!!!

-Colin
Bean dip AND CLEANING DUTY. (Don't try and get out of it, mister! :p )

-BorgeoisBuffoon
Music & DJ/ pizza / candy / bacon / kimonos

-kiddiesunshine
Nachos and game-cube-stuff. (in case we get stuck on the countdown...)

-Nightflower
Tacos, mistletoe, and a good anviling for that little "musical interlude". :p Breakable objects? :confused: We haven't had any of those since I got here! :p

-Failure
Steaks.

-DR. BELCH
Oil and deep-frier, shrimp. And you're in charge of anyone who goes overboard, 'k? ;)

-Ricochet
Salsa, tapes, voluntarily honey-roasted peanuts...would you like to bring the stain remover?

-pencilsharp
Togas, Harley (not *that* Harley! Oh yeah, Harley and Brian are invited. They bring.....um.....well, if I don't let them come, I'll be booted off! :eek: )

-Patrick Star
(rolls her eyes) Fine, lipstick.....

-Captain Caps
Caffiene-free diet soda, a harem {shrugs}, more togas, frosting, 80's music...as I said, the rest are having their party in the backyard. They can use the deck, if they want. But then they clean up.

-Misty
Duct tape (used for everything.....except ducts. {shrugs}), cheeseballs, TEKKIE!! :D

-Foley Is Good
Tapes that I can hardely pronounce. ;) And.....uh......I'll talk to you about the second part later....um.....okkay? :o

-duncanzits
Cereal. (good, we're running out. :D )


Aaaaaaand that's it so far! Anyone else?

[The Dork Knight]

Here's more stuff I'll bring....
*2X4 with a lot of barbed wire
*Bag of thumbtacks
mistletoe :D:D:D:D:D;);););););)

- Foley Is Good

*Refers to Cactus Jacks weapons he used against Triple H at Royal Rumble 2000

[The Dork Knight]

No, that's all right. I'll bring the stain remover..... :D;):D;)

[Colin]

Originally posted by Danielle


-Colin
Bean dip AND CLEANING DUTY. (Don't try and get out of it, mister! :p )


I've got a doctor's note saying that I'm not allowed to do any cleaning for the next two weeks... so... you'll have to recruit someone else for Cleaning Duty =)

*shows Danielle the Doctor's Note*

[Nightflower]

Hey now, Foley Is Good, no need for violence, and I've got the mistletoe covered :)

Ahhh, the ol' doctor's note.....how many times has it saved my butt from gr 9 gym class? :D

[kiddiesunshine]

hey, we can play videogame charades! **hits head on a brick and passes out**

[The Dork Knight]

Originally posted by kiddiesunshine
hey, we can play videogame charades! **hits head on a brick and passes out**

Hmmmm.... That's Sonic the Hedgehog right?

- Foley Is Good

[Narfpinky]

Originally posted by Colin
...the New Year's Party is at DANIELLE'S house this year... so, don't believe what you read in Brian's online thingy

Wha?
Danielle is hosting New Years? Poit.

And after I all the arrangements I made for decorating, catering, Scotch-guarding the lab, setting up for the live TV feed, getting R.E.M. to perform.



Ah well.
I'll just cancel all that and come to Danielle's house instead.

Let's see...How 'bout I bring a whole bunch of cheese? Narf!

[kiddiesunshine]

i don't think so, foley.

[The Dork Knight]

Originally posted by kiddiesunshine
i don't think so, foley.

Is it Final Fantasy? WWF No Mercy? Pong? Megaman? NFL Blitz?Supercross 2000? Pokemon? Earthworm Jim? Donkey Kong? Spiderman? Legend of Zelda? Pikmin? Super Smash Brothers Melee? Street Fighter? Mortal Kombat? South Park Rally? Super Star Wars? I all right.... I give up...

- Foley Is Good

[pencilsharp]

Actually, Foley, I think it was Super Hang-On... never could get past that fershlugginer first hairpin turn [grouch ON]

Dani... I'm bringin' BOTH Harleys, Ivy (not League...), and dozens of Tribbles that I got for cheap off some wacko I just met outside a bar. At least, I guess they're tribbles... They sure do eat... Didn't know tribbles had so many teeth... Why are they all suddenly looking at me?

Uhhhh...

Dani, mind having someone toss over that duct tape? I think I may need it here in a minute. And, as everyone knows, you can do anything with duct tape!

I'll also bring a 55-gallon drum of WD-40. It always go well with duct tape, and there are CERTAIN INDIVIDUALS WHO SHALL REMAIN NAMELESS who might appreciate it in a different way...

:p

[Joe Tully]

Originally posted by pencilsharp
Actually, Foley, I think it was Super Hang-On... never could get past that fershlugginer first hairpin turn [grouch ON]

Dani... I'm bringin' BOTH Harleys, Ivy (not League...), and dozens of Tribbles that I got for cheap off some wacko I just met outside a bar. At least, I guess they're tribbles... They sure do eat... Didn't know tribbles had so many teeth... Why are they all suddenly looking at me?

If they're little hairballs that eat all kindsa junk, I sure hope they're Tribbles. Otherwise, it might be a sign that my kitty got into the radioactive catnip again just before hackin' up a few fluff-lumps.

I call I'm the official Cheez-It man!

[kiddiesunshine]

super mario bros........younger people...le sigh.

[The Dork Knight]

Originally posted by Narfpinky
And after I all the arrangements I made for decorating, catering, Scotch-guarding the lab, setting up for the live TV feed, getting R.E.M. to perform.

Oh, I wanted to hear "Man on the Moon"!

- Foley Is Good

[pencilsharp]

No R.E.M. = No whiny sniveling touchy-feely crapola.

As DDP would say, "THAT is a GOOD thing..."

BTW, after 9 years of marriage and 2 kids, it is darned NICE to be called a "young people." God love ya, Kid. Want a tribble?

[Ricochet]

Originally posted by Foley Is Good
No, that's all right. I'll bring the stain remover..... :D;):D;)

Thanks! I don't think I could fit the salsa, the tapes, the peanuts, and the stain remover in my tiny little clown car. ;) ;) ;) :D

[kiddiesunshine]

tribble? naaaaah! i thought only young people wouldn't know it was mario. oh well.

[pencilsharp]

That's all right. I'll send you some of these hairballs anyway. Maybe the ones that are gnawing on my leg...

Oh, and I've lost track. Is anybody bringing a karaoke machine? Howzabout a karaoke-hating priest to make things really interesting?

[Nightflower]

Originally posted by pencilsharp
That's all right. I'll send you some of these hairballs anyway. Maybe the ones that are gnawing on my leg...

Oh, and I've lost track. Is anybody bringing a karaoke machine? Howzabout a karaoke-hating priest to make things really interesting?

Did somebody say KARAOKE?! *grabs the mike and grins maniacally at Danielle*

[DR. BELCH]

--Mr. Francis "Pip" Pumphandle would like to attend our party!

PIP: Thank you, Doctor. Did you know that "karaoke" comes from a Japanese word meaning "without an orchestra"? Of course, I'm not overly fond of Japanese cuisine. I much prefer Chinese food, especially a good moo goo gai pan, or maybe a nice moo shoo pork in green onions. I once went to a party where they served Chinese food and cheeseballs. Talk about a Catch-22 there. Catch-22 was a novel, which they made into a movie.... :p

[pencilsharp]

:eek: Hey, I thought I was the babbling maniac at this party...
BTW, the original cut of Catch-22 was far inferior to the rerelease that came out in 2001. 2001: A Space Odyssey was an incredible film as well, in that it stretched its credibility with every edit. Speaking of which...

[The Dork Knight]

Originally posted by pencilsharp
No R.E.M. = No whiny sniveling touchy-feely crapola.

But I like Andy Kaufman!

- Foley Is Good

[Nightflower]

Well, whaddya know? It's New Year's Eve!

[Ricochet]

When should I get there? Seven-ish?

[Danielle]

Okkay! The New Year's Eve party is now open! Anyone who wants karaoke is hereby part of the cleaning crew! {grins maniacally back at Nightflower}


And Pip, you can stay outside with all the drunks.....maybe it'll keep 'em sober enough to........uh.....do what sober people do, I guess. {shrugs}


Is the chat working for everyone? Perhaps we can have the party there....

[Joe Tully]

Originally posted by Danielle
Okkay! The New Year's Eve party is now open! Anyone who wants karaoke is hereby part of the cleaning crew! {grins maniacally back at Nightflower}



Woohoo! I got goodies right here!

*tries to stuff jelly beans and Cheez-Its through the modem*

[BourgeoisBuffoon]

PPPPAAAAARRTTTTYYY!!!

*brings in all the said stuff he'd bring* ALL RIGHTY! Time to party like it was once 1999!! And I still dare any girl to kiss me...*holds up mistletoe* ;)

Perhaps we can get together on AIM. My name's AndrewGreat3. Contact me, and I'll start a chat...and invite as many Toon Zoners as you can! :)

[Colin]

Originally posted by Danielle
Okkay! The New Year's Eve party is now open! Anyone who wants karaoke is hereby part of the cleaning crew! {grins maniacally back at Nightflower}


And Pip, you can stay outside with all the drunks.....maybe it'll keep 'em sober enough to........uh.....do what sober people do, I guess. {shrugs}


Is the chat working for everyone? Perhaps we can have the party there....

PAAAAAAAAR-TAY!!!

*starts Dancing on Danielle's Antique Coffee Table* Wheeeeeeeeeee!!!

*Sings along with the Pink CD playing...* I'm Coming up so you better get this Party Started!

[BourgeoisBuffoon]

*starts to break all of the valubles in Danielle's house just for the heck of it after eating half the buffet*

Hey, Colin, play that CD at full blast! We'll shatter some windows yet! :D

[kiddiesunshine]

**starts singing the theme to ranma 1/2**
everybody now! yappa paa, yappa paa, iishanten...

[Jowy Blight]

*Helps BBuffoon break everything in the house*

I have no idea why I'm doing this, but it's fun.

[Singin' Stray Cat]

(knocks on door)

Hi there! Did someone order a bunch of pizzas? :D

[The Dork Knight]

I have some mistletoe.... Danielle! Come over here! :D;):D;)

- Foley Is Good


BANG BANG IN THE YEAR 2002!!!!!

[Jimmy Kustes]

No throwin' goombas in the house Foley is Good!

[The Dork Knight]

Originally posted by duncanzits
No throwin' goombas in the house Foley is Good!

I'll try not to!

- Foley Is Good:D

[Jimmy Kustes]

Originally posted by Foley Is Good


I'll try not to!

- Foley Is Good:D

You can throw Shy Guys all you want though....

[The Dork Knight]

Originally posted by duncanzits


You can throw Shy Guys all you want though....

Okay! *Throws Shy Guys at everyone*

- Foley Is Good

[Narfpinky]

Thought I'd drop by, things seem to have slowed down here a bit.
I'll see if I can find myself somthing to snack on, poit.
Hmmmm...Doesn't seem to be that big of a mess here. Oh, well, NARF!

[Ricochet]

Sorry I'm late! I had car trouble. You see, I was driving past a farm and the car skidded and it crashed into a chicken coop and there were feathers everyone and then a hen crashed through the windsheild and the oil spurted and I was tarred and feathered and oh it was horrible!!!!!!!!! :( ;)

[Danielle]

And now, here you have it.....the infamous after-party clean-up!




{It's morning. Duh.}


{Danielle surveys the wreck that was her beautiful/lovely/gorgeous/*extremely* overbearing home}


(mutters) Sure, leave *me* to clean up... {starts picking up various root/beer bottles and little pieces of confetti} Oh yeah, I wasn't even here...I mean, we saw Time Square two days ago as a family, why not see it tonight as a family as well? Sheesh.... {wipes Colin's footprints off the coffee-table...then starts studying them} Hmm...strange dance moves. {shrugs, then moves on to the vases, pictures, and trinkets that were destroyed by BorgeoisBuffoon and Jowy} Oh sure, destroy all the *pretty* trinkets and chotchkies...don't even bother touching the ugly ones...{glances towards a large pile of oversized ugly knick-knacks and furniture}

{She then heads over to the kitchen table and picks off the remains of the pizza, still stuck to the tops (and bottoms) of the chairs. She pauses, then gingerly picks up a small bit of pizza and puts it in her mouth. She makes a face.} Who ordered anchovies?!

{Sighs, then notices some movement from a corner. Sighs again} Alright, get out of there! {About five Shy Guys slowly slink out of the corner and go out the door. Danielle stares after them for a while. She then noticed something on the floor.....and fumes} I thought I said no goombas!

{She then picks up some green jelly beans, some black jelly beans, some white jelly beans, some yellow jelly beans, some red jelly beans, and Pink. The CD, not the jelly beans.}

{She then hears yet *another* sound, coming from the backyard this time. She opens the screen door, and sees almost all of the ToonZone members asleep. Some are holding beer bottles close to them, whispering "Teddy....teddy, don't leave me..." Others are sucking their thumbs, forefingers, pinkies, and Narfpinkies...well, his leg at least.} Ewww.... {tries to pry all the others off, then realizes that they are also grabbing onto Singin' Stray Cat's leg.} Alright, get off of there! Geez.....leeches, these people!! {Finally manages to disassemble everyone from the other's body parts. She momentarily goes inside, then comes back out with a bucket full of water.} If this doesn't wake them up...it's sixteen degrees F out here! {she dumps the water on the TZers. Of course, with the hangovers they got last night, they *of course* didn't wake up.} *sigh* {Goes back in, then comes out with a huge foghorn. She blows it, causing the water in her pool to overflow, the flowers to wilt, and the TZers to wake up.} All right, party's over...Go on back to.......um........yeah. {points out the door. They go off, grumbling, though some try to grab some food from the fridge.} Hey! {grabs the nearest (who in this case is duncanzits) and boots him--literally-- out the door. All the others watch him.}

Richochet: Is that a....

Foley Is Good: It is!

All the TZers: A GIANT PANCAKE! YAY! {they starts running after duncanzits. He, meanwhile, lands in the opposite neighbor's yard. He looks up, screams, and runs away, with the other TZers in hot pursuit. Danielle is watching all this.} Now that's comedy!


THE END. (actually, it's not...I still had to pick up all the vomited-on togas and kimonos...but that's another story. :D )


This does not, I repeat, DOES NOT belong on the story board! Trust me, it's not good enough for it... :rolleyes:

[BourgeoisBuffoon]

Whoa....what a party....

*cut to BB coming back to the house. He surveys the damage he did-half eaten food all round, destroyed furiniture and trinkets, shattered windows, and finally the new paint job he decided to do to the walls of the house when he had drunk a WEE bit too much*

Wow...*smiles* Another year, another party crashed by me! :D

[Danielle]

{mutters} Yeah, yeah....next year's party is at *your* house, BBuffoon....


Brian's location has.....changed again! Happy New Year to you, too! (what's next? Valentine's Day? ;) )

[pencilsharp]

...<tip toe>...
Is she gone?
And did she say the Valentine's party was at her house, too?
GOOD! Then I can grab some games for this PS2 that wound up in my coat... :D
'Night all. Last word to me!

[The Dork Knight]

Worst New Years ever! I did'nt get kissed by the beautiful Danielle! :( That totaly reeks of lameness.... :(

- Foley Is Good

[pencilsharp]

I'm warning you, Foley... Don't even LOOK over here... :mad:

'Sides, that scraggly beard looks awful scratchy... :rolleyes:

[The Dork Knight]

Originally posted by pencilsharp
I'm warning you, Foley... Don't even LOOK over here... :mad:

'Sides, that scraggly beard looks awful scratchy... :rolleyes:

LOL.... I'll try not to.... :D

BTW, how is it in Pakistan.... with Geraldo?

- Foley Is Good:D

[pencilsharp]

Better than being in India... with Pakistanis! :D :D :D

[DR. BELCH]

--I was a model guest. Though you might want to crack a window and air out the kitchen a bit, because that deep-fried-food smell can seep into everything and cling for days. ;)

[Ricochet]

Oy. My head still hurts. :D

[pencilsharp]

With that big doo-doo eatin' grin of yours, I'd wager you'd say it was worth it, Ric. ;)

Oh, and the Valentine's Dance is at Nightflower's this year. :p

Just keepin' a dead thread alive a bit longer.

[Maxie Zeus]

Knock knock!

I heard there's a party here. Am I fashionably late or did I miss it completely?

:bosko:

[Jowy Blight]

Argh, I hate hangovers. I think I might of done somethings I wouldn't be proud of now.

*Notices all the beer bottles around*

Wow, I didn't know I could drink that much. *Runs to the bathroom*