Funny Quotes From When You Were Young

[Iron G]

Little kids often say pretty funny things without noticing it. Chances are, you were that way, too. What are some of your old quotes?

"Together, we're going to rule the 80's!" - Me and my friend Alex at age four. What makes it funny was that it was the 90's.

"Well, I did a riduculous poopy in my pants." - Me when I was two

And for fun, ones from others you know. Excluding the one in my sig:

Dad: "George, that's a turkey. We eat turkeys for Thanksgiving, and it's a Thanksgiving LEGO set."
George: "But it's still a chicken."

"Akis likes Knocus!" - My brother at one, was supposed say 'Alex (my name) likes Sonic' but couldn't

[Kurtman]

Quotes from my old Elementary School in Omaha. Most of these quotes were from the ADHD special ed class I was in:
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Who cut the cheese? It's making me wheeze! - Steven
Okay! I will pee in the time out room now! - Donny
Say hi to Maverick,my astronaut dog! - Steven
Humpy Hamter! - Andrew (Little,hyper and knew TOO MUCH about sex for his age!)
Herbie is a very sensitive cat! - Tyler (Whiniest kid in class)
Can we name the class guinea pig Cute or Adorable? - Tyler
Tag on the butt! - Donny (Pointing to clown doll)
Uh oh! I just kicked this pink stuff out of the time out room wall! - Jessie
Eww! Someone couged up their spleen! - Steven
I just discovered the hidden security camera in the bathroom! - Me
Mr.Cookie doesnm't know how to rotate! - Me
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From my middle school in El Cajon (Also ADHD special ed class)
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Reading Rainbow! Imagination! - Michael
Eww! Suckerfish suck on a fishtank! Suckerfish go like this! - David (Making Suckerfish mouth)
Jenova has a narrow tube! - Jimmy
Bup bup banana boat! - Katie
IT'S THE LOAD TOAD!!! - Jimmy (Talking about the monster in "Atlantis")
That would be very disturbing......... - Will
It's Bob the magic caterpillar! - Will
Mondo cheese! - Mark
The hunters have ants in their pants! - Justin
I'm a dinosaur boy! - John
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And finally...............
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Green ribbon means you participated but you sucked! - Riley

[shoujoaifan]

"Cowabunga!"

OHHH "Cowabunga", if only you were still cool.....ALTHOUGH I can't remember if it was cool for anyone in the 80's, or if it was just for little kids who watched the TMNT, and anyone older would get made fun of.

[Space Chief]

After seeing my newborn sisters after they had just been brought home:
"Can we take them back to the hospital now?"

That was the truest thing I've ever said in my life.

[Elven Moon]

Ah yes, we used "sike!" (or however you spell it) a lot when I was younger. Might've been late 80s, early 90s.

I used to call mashed potatoes "too toos." I once yelled at a waitress that I wanted my "too toos." :sweat::o

[moumantai]

"Cowabunga!"

OHHH "Cowabunga", if only you were still cool.....ALTHOUGH I can't remember if it was cool for anyone in the 80's, or if it was just for little kids who watched the TMNT, and anyone older would get made fun of.
who cares if its not cool i still use it lol

[SimpsonGuy100]

There is a lot of footage of me when I was a little boy (from age 8-10) and there were a lot of good lines me and other people said at the time I was little, here's some of them...

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Taken from 27th-30th of December 1999, aged 8
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Mandy (oldest sister): "How do you like my hair, I look gorgeous don't I?"

Me: "Well, I suppose it looks very realistic but I haven't got the time or money to cover your looks, if you know what I mean"

Me (at Mandy, later on): "And I'm not from MACKLESVILLE!"

Dawn (youngest sister, before she notices the camera [that I was holding]), talking to Mandy: "You know if he ever tells me that sort of thing I'd tell him to shut up--" (looking towards the camera) "Oh, HELLO!"

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Taken from Summer Holiday 2000, in Hemsby
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(This was at the time I started to get used to the camera and started to pretend this is all a TV show shooting)

Me, looking at the camera (at Hemsby beach): "Hello. This is "World of Travel". Today, we are at the most beautiful of beaches, Hemsby beach. Or as I like to call it, Cyprus."

Me (pretending it's a commercial break, while Dad is taking a camera shot of a cruise moving in the sea): "[hums some harmonical tune] (In a slightly mellower voice) Every year, we take 100 UK people across the world. We care for you, so you don't have to. SeaLine Cruises, the cruise that can take you anywhere."

Me (at Dinosaur Adventure Park): "Hey look! It's a DINOSAUR! It's a DINOSAUR! Don't look at me, look at the dinosaur!"

Me (at the camera, still at Dinosaur Adventure Park): "Remember, this is a very important episode here so there will be NO breaks. Get it? NO breaks....NO breaks....We will have NO brakes!"

Me (saying out the "credits" of the trip to Dinosaur Adventure Park "episode"): "Presented and directed by: Me. Camera by: Daddy. Produced and guest-starring: errm.....errmmm.....Jacob Jay Jackson." (The funny thing was, there was no "Jacob Jay Jackson")


Ahhhhh....those were the days...

[Mary_mari]

My parents recorded a very large part of my siblings' and my childhood. It's grand fun to watch. But, my 90's quotes consisted of Beavis and Butthead, Ren & Stimpy, and Sprint commericals (the "Friends and Family" one). Heh, we often randomly said the lyrics to "She Don't Use Jelly" by The Flaming Lips! :anime:

"What eeeeeezzit, man?!" is all that I can recall, though...and some crude Beavis and Butthead lines...ugh.

[Kurtman]

I remember this one quote I said on Thanksgiving when I was 6 or so........
"God is great,god is good and I REALLY HATE THIS FOOD!"