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joker
12-18-2001, 08:55 PM
im going to die on sunday, february 29, 2060
go here to find out when your going to die.
http://www.deathclock.com/
may not be totally accurate
Failure
12-18-2001, 09:08 PM
A normal me will live til I'm 73.
A pessimistic me will live til I'm 59.
A sadistic me will live til I'm 36.
The first optimistic me will live til I'm 87. The 2nd time it told me I was going to live til the age of 97.
Actually, now that I keep trying it over and over, it keeps changing. hmm... interesting...
Maxie Zeus
12-18-2001, 09:11 PM
Says "sadistic" me has only 4 more years. Guess I better start grading on a curve. :D
Calhoun07
12-18-2001, 10:15 PM
Just a blank window opens up for me when I try it. Does this mean I will live forever?
Singin' Stray Cat
12-19-2001, 12:29 PM
Hmm, the sadistic me dies in 2020... right after my estimated graduation date! :eek: (Just kidding!)
But the optimistic me gets to live until 2085 - cool! Wonder if I'll still be watching cartoons and playing video games when I get to a nursing home ... :D
Colin
12-19-2001, 01:01 PM
Originally posted by joker
im going to die on sunday, february 29, 2060
go here to find out when your going to die.
http://www.deathclock.com/
may not be totally accurate
Normal Me: March 30, 2053 (age: 74)
Pessimistic Me: March 11, 2037 (age: 58)
Sadistic Me: March 29, 2016 (age: 37)
Optomistic Me: May 15, 2072 (age: 93)
...so I could keel over at any point between 2016 and 2072... gee, what are the Odds of that =X
DR. BELCH
12-19-2001, 01:04 PM
--after it said I'd only live till age sixty, in 2035. Then I lost two more years the second time around. Enough tries and it'll tell me I should have been dead two days ago.... :rolleyes:
Lonestarr
12-19-2001, 01:53 PM
Normal me: dead at 73
Pessimistic me: dead at 61
Sadistic me: dead at 36
Optimistic me: dead at 98
Note to self: be more optimistic.
Trivia: It's the darndest thing; each death date is in winter.
BourgeoisBuffoon
12-19-2001, 02:19 PM
First time I click the link, it glitched on me. So I think that affected my scores the second time I clicked on it (succesfully)... :D Keep in mind I was born in 1985....
PESSIMISTIC: 60 Years Old
SADISTIC: 38 Years Old
NORMAL: 75 Years Old
OPTIMISTIC: 97 Years Old
Hm...personally, at the rate I'm feeling, it's gonna be a short life... :D
JustJack
12-19-2001, 02:46 PM
LOL! :D
Apparently I'm going to die at the ripe age of 74. Thats a fine age if you ask me...
...but...my girlfriend is gona be pissed. She told me that I better live to at least 80 "or else". haha, jokes on her, I'll be dead! :p :D
Maxie Zeus
12-19-2001, 04:43 PM
Originally posted by calhoun07
Just a blank window opens up for me when I try it. Does this mean I will live forever?
Either that, or you're already dead.
Cue spooky music.
:D
Danielle
12-19-2001, 05:46 PM
Originally posted by Maxie Zeus
Either that, or you're already dead.
Cue spooky music.
:D
{impersonating Twillight Zone theme} Dedededededededede....
My normal self dies in 2067, at 79 years.
My optimistic self dies in 2089, at 101 years. {shrugs}
My pessimistic self dies in 2054, at 66 years.
My sadistic self dies in 2027. Which means death comes to me at 39.
Of course, I don't believe in this stuff.....but that didn't stop me from buying Ouija, did it?
Hey, you want proof that this thing is inaccurate? I put in my grandfather's birthday. According to this, he was supposed to die years ago, even when optimistic. Glad to say, my grandfather's still very much alive. Though it's cute....."I'm sorry, you're time has expired. Have a nice day!"
redDragon
12-19-2001, 06:56 PM
Normal me: Dead at 79
Pessimistic me: Dead at 62
Sadistic me: Dead at 32
Optimistic me: Dead at 100
Well I can range from all of those things.....guess it means I'm gonna live to 68
Fantasie117
12-19-2001, 07:52 PM
Normal me-2064 (at 79 yrs. old)
Pessimistic-2045 (at 60)
Sadistic-2024 (at 39)
Optimistic-2080 (at 95)
Better mark that calendar
Hmm...I believe I will live until I'm 68 1/4 years old. (That's the average of the four ages.) so I'm going to die in 2053.
Jowy Blight
12-19-2001, 07:52 PM
Normal me- Monday, November 17, 2059 (Age 74)
Pessimistic me- Sunday, October 9, 2039 (Age 53)
Optimistic me- Friday, December 23, 2078 (Age 93, Some Chirstmas gift, huh?)
Sadistic me-Thursday, November 17, 2022 (Age 37)
Looks like I'll be kicking the bucket at age 74.
Colin
12-19-2001, 11:22 PM
Originally posted by Jowy Blight
Optimistic me- Friday, December 23, 2078 (Age 93, Some Chirstmas gift, huh?)
starts singing
Grandpa got run over by a reindeer... Coming home from our house the night before Christmas Eeeeeeve....
...just tell your family to not buy you anything that year =)
James Harvey
12-20-2001, 12:49 AM
Normal Me: August 22nd, 2055
Pessimistic Me: July 2nd, 2042
Sadistic Me: August 22nd, 2018
Optomistic Me: October 31st, 2077
Well...all those exceed my predictions on howlong I'll be alive. August 22nd seems to be an unlucky day for me either way ya slice it.
And Halloween....nice...
JustJack
12-20-2001, 12:56 AM
Y'know what? I found a huge flaw in this death thing!
When I'm optimistic, I have this unusual ability to consume large amounts of food...I dunno why..I just do. And thus, chances are, I'd die of high cholesterol, and thus making my life span SHORTER than the clock says! :eek:
And, when I'm pessimistic, I usually keep away from unhealthy foods, I walk more, excersize more(Ooo..I'm buff... :rolleyes: ). So, the only thing working against my lifespan there, would be the incredible amount of stress I put on myself (thus why I act pessimistic.)
But, I'm Normal..so...thats about right...
SilverKnight
12-20-2001, 01:54 AM
Normal Me: December 3, 2062 (Age: 79)
Pessimistic Me: October 31, 2047 (Age: 64)
Sadistic Me: December 3, 2022 (Age: 39)
Optimistic Me: February 2, 2082 (Age: 99)
Like DG, I'm kickin' the bucket on Halloween. Whup-tee-friggin'-do. And, like DG, I have two repeated dates, December 3. And, like DG, they're both Normal and Sadistic. (Does that say anything to any of you?) And plus, no sadistic person has been projected to live past 39. Notice that? Weird, huh?
Well, every palm reader said I was going to live a long life. Of course, they never met my family. :D
Brian Cruz
12-20-2001, 02:22 AM
Normal me: Sunday, August 4, 2052 (73 years old)
Pessimistic me: Thursday, July 17, 2042 (63 years old)
Sadistic: Wednesday, August 5, 2015 (37 years old)
Optimistic: Saturday, September 18, 2077 (almost 99 years old!)
Death... I fear thee not...
http://www.toonzone.net/brian/images/skull.gif
Fantasie117
12-20-2001, 01:31 PM
Aah! Brian! That skull thing made me jump. Maybe I should lay off this thread.
This repeating date thing is interesting...I just did it again, and June 12 was the same for normal and sadistic, just 40 years apart. Hmmmm......
Danielle
12-20-2001, 04:55 PM
Originally posted by Brian Cruz
http://www.toonzone.net/brian/images/skull.gif
Brian, you keep that thing up, and people will die much sooner than their due dates! :eek:
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