Santa's Packing Heat This Season

[Maxie Zeus]

And is it Mrs. Claus he's gunning for? Check it out. (http://uk.news.yahoo.com/011218/80/cm1a0.html)

[The Mad Hatter]

Looks like coal in the stocking just isn't cutting it anymore...

[Failure]

I know it's supposed to be tragic, but the title had me cracking up. :o

[Nightflower]

*wistfully sings "The night Santa went crazy" by Weird Al*

[pencilsharp]

Hmf! So running Grandma over with the reindeer wasn't good enough for the old man, anh?
Somebody call the Elf Union (Local 203)!

[Calhoun07]

Not to mention Santa is making the moves on my Mom under the Christmas tree and watching little girls when they are naughty and nice and doing all kinds of things that would get us normal folks landed in prison! This man has to be stopped, stopped I tell you!

[pencilsharp]

And the scumbag never did bring me my Rapid-Repeating 12-gauge Red Ryder Shotgun!
(I know... I need to brush up on my "A Christmas Story" viewing. :( )
Anyways, I'm with Cal! Hangin's too good fer that thar varmint!

[Ricochet]

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...much reindeer jerky will be eaten this season! Sweet revenge on a sadistic loon!

- Ric :cool:

[optimal321]

Originally posted by Nightflower
*wistfully sings "The night Santa went crazy" by Weird Al*

That's the first thing i thought of too!

[Calhoun07]

Another thing that disturbs me about Santa...he's seeing if reindeer really know how to fly, just as that song says.

Think about that. He's throwing poor animals off of cliffs in the North Pole to just see if they can fly. And you know, many of them don't make it. That's why there are only 9 reindeer. The others died in Santa's insideious experiments. He needs to be reported to the Humane Society!

[Psycho Fox]

Originally posted by calhoun07
Another thing that disturbs me about Santa...he's seeing if reindeer really know how to fly, just as that song says.

Think about that. He's throwing poor animals off of cliffs in the North Pole to just see if they can fly. And you know, many of them don't make it. That's why there are only 9 reindeer. The others died in Santa's insideious experiments. He needs to be reported to the Humane Society! That's not all they have to live at the north poll and I bet their stable is not heated plus that guy has to be weigh ton and the poor reindeer has to lug this guy around plus the presents

[Singin' Stray Cat]

Funny you should mention the weight those reindeer have to carry. It reminded me of this (see point #4) :

Is There a Santa Claus? (http://www.laffnow.com/?joke=10)

Unfortunately, reading this kinda takes the magic out of the whole Santa legend, but at least it's kinda funny... :rolleyes:

[Calhoun07]

Originally posted by Singin' Stray Cat
Funny you should mention the weight those reindeer have to carry. It reminded me of this (see point #4) :

Is There a Santa Claus? (http://www.laffnow.com/?joke=10)

Unfortunately, reading this kinda takes the magic out of the whole Santa legend, but at least it's kinda funny... :rolleyes:

That was most certainly cool. But how do they figure he gets 31 hours for Christmas?