Jack The 'Ipper

[Zach]

Although this is poetry, i'm putting it here because it's about everyone's favorite lawer, Jack Thompson.



Jack The 'Ipper
Jack the 'Ipper
Potato whippper
Package shipper
Also known as Mister Lipper
Here comes Jack the 'Ipper

Jack the 'Ipper
Champagne sipper
Birdie chipper
Wants to win one for the Gipper
He is Jack the 'Ipper

Jack the 'Ipper
Flapjack flipper
Redman dipper
Likes to celbrate Yom Kippur
There goes Jack the 'Ipper