Write a better Nintendogs commercial

[Martianinvader]

Nintendogs commercial: a kid watches basketball, then says he's found something cooler: Nintendogs! He describes a couple features, then mentions it's popular with the ladies, and about five appear at his door.

"Why the heck can't they just let the game's features speak for themselves. It's a pet simulator, not Axe for kids."

My idea's better. Have a kid eat his DS, then do a funky dance, then poop out a dog and say, "NINTENDOGS! THEY'RE AWESOME!!"

Eh? Eh??

[peacebyanymeans]

Which is better? Axe for kids or Laxitive for weirdos?

[Agent S7]

Nintendogs Commercial: A dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says
"Who are you and what are you doing in my bar?"
Then Tony the Tiger leaps from the shadows, mauling him.
DOG: Take his money!
TONY: I'm on it. We make a GREEEEEEEEEAAAAT team!
So buy Nintendogs! You can become a punkin' freak-awesome gangsta who beats up bartenders with cereal mascots!

[The Falcon]

all i can say is, you guys better have enough of whatever you're smoking to share with the rest of the class...

:p

[Frank Castle]

Nintendogs: It's all the fun with none of the crap!:)

[K-dog]

BUY OR DIE:evil: :evil:

[Railith]

Wheat pwned this long ago,
http://files.radioitg.com/djwheat/1UP/EG-Nintendogs_Commercial.mp3

Taken from www.radioitg.com (http://www.radioitg.com/)

[Curt]

^...Well, that will be ONE radio show that I won't be tuning into now. They sound like a bunch of whiny little PSP fanboys.