Funny Quote #74 "Brett Ratner Directing X3? Jessica Alba as Sue Storm? Make it Stop!"

[James Harvey]

With the DVD release of Constantine (http://forums.toonzone.net/showthread.php?t=134535), it was only a matter of time until he made his hellish presence here in the Funny Quote.

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No foul language.
No obscene dirty jokes.
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Go to hell. See ya later, folks!

View the previous "Funny Quote" here (http://forums.toonzone.net/showthread.php?t=145076)!

[TimTwoFace]

"I told you that going with a pea-green motif would only upset him further!"

[Enrique]

"I told you that going with a pea-green motif would only upset him further!"
"him"? ... uhm... that's Rachel Weisz on the floor... :p

Anywho ... my funny quote:
Keanu - "I keep doing CPR and she won't stop screaming"
Guy - "Dude, she's screaming BECAUSE you're doing CPR... she's conscious!"

[ManicWebb]

"WHY?!! Why did you have to make Sweet November?!"

[Nin-Nin69]

"Take the red pill damnit!"

[Cogliostro]

"Take the red pill damnit!"
Even though I hated how everyone made Matrix jokes when Constantine was out I have to admitt, that caption with that pic is great lol :cool: :D

[Djm912]

Alright! FINE!! YOU KNOW KUNG FU!!! NOW GET OFF OF ME!!

[TimTwoFace]

"him"? ... uhm... that's Rachel Weisz on the floor... :p
In that case, I would suggest to Keanu (I think?) to get his hand off of her chest like that; he's lookin' to get that thing bitten off. No copping feels of the insane woman, Keanu! BAD!

-Tim

[Tobias]

Constantine: If you won't do the Pledge of Allegiance, we'll do it for you!

[Outlander00]

Kid: "Quick! Do something before she gives birth to the next Bill & Ted movie!"

Keanu: "Woah!"

[Feslmogh]

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"I've learned CPR and Now I'm gonna use it wheather you need it or NOT!"

[Temple Fugate]

Constantine: She's possessed! Impale her with a steak knife!
Other Guy: Uh...I don't think that's how it's done.
Woman: I'm not possessed! This floor is just COLD!

[TimTwoFace]

Woman: "I'm Sparticus!!!!"

Other Dude #1: "Wow...maybe if we just let her believe it, she'll calm down."

Other Dude #2: "No. We cannot, for I am Sparticus."

[halinar]

I'll hold her... you go get her a cheeseburger before she wastes away.

[Mike Spartz]

I'm in a Matrix movie! NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mookie75]

Hey, take it easy! I know that all these green hues in the Matrix are a bit much to absorb at first, but you'll get used to it! Just between you and me...they make me think of Apple IIe computers...................