The "take a film title and replace one word with penguin" thread.

[MonkeyFunk]

This is a game I came up with some time ago. It's surprisingly addictive.
Here are a few to start with:

The Hitchiker's Guide to the Penguin
Die Hard with a Penguin
Indiana Jones and the Penguin of Doom
Dude, where's my Penguin?
Penguin of Frankenstein
The Day the Penguin Stood Still
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Penguin
Freddy's Penguin: The Final Nightmare
Sweet Sweetback's Baadasssss Penguin
Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Penguin
Earth Versus the Flying Penguins

[Pupmon 4.0]

My Fair Penguin
Lethal Penguin
Penguin on Elm Street
Close Encounters of the Penguin Kind
The Penguin of the Opera
Spy Penguins
American Penguin
Star Wars Episode I:The Penguin Menace
Star Wars Episode II:Attack of the Penguins
Star Wars Episode III:Revenge of the Penguin

[Maryna]

"How the Penguin Stole Christmas"
"A Penguin Brown Christmas"
"Lemony Snicket's A Penguin of Unfortunate Events"
"Breakfeast at Penguin's"

[MonkeyFunk]

"Lemony Snicket's A Penguin of Unfortunate Events"

I dunno, I prefer "A Series of Unfortunate Penguins".

[Colin]

Coming Soon to a theatre near you...

Harry Potter and the Sorceror's Penguin
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Penguins
Harry Potter and the Penguin of Azkaban
Harry Potter and the Penguin of Fire
The Penguin After Tomorrow
Penguins of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Penguin
28 Penguins Later
Jay & Silent Bob Strike Penguins
Penguin in the Garden of Good and Evil

[Lord Dalek]

Star Wars Episode I: The Penguin Menace
Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Penguins
Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Penguin
Star Wars Episode IV: A New Penguin
Star Wars Episode V: The Penguin Strikes Back
Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Penguin.

[SimpsonGuy100]

(Most of these movies that I seen that are renamed here, in the original title, I liked)

"The Fifth Penguin"
"Doctor Penguin and the Daleks"
"Gone with The Penguin"
"Rugrats: The Penguin"
"Kingdom of Penguin"
"The Nutty Penguin"
"Spider-Penguin"
"Penguin Patriot"
"Ace Venture: Penguin Detective"
"Austin Powers: International Penguin of Mystery"
"Mortal Penguin"
"Penguin Buck"
"Penguin Alone"
"Bill & Ted's Penguin Journey"
"Pokemon: The First Penguin"
"What About Penguin?"
&
"Time Penguin"

Your turn....

Off Topic: Got to go now, "Doctor Who"'s on in 5 minutes on BBC1!

[Eddie G.]

Land of the Penguin
Penguin in Law
Jersey Penguin
The Bride of Penguin
Penguin Begins
The Father of the Penguin
Howard the Penguin
Sex, Lies, and Penguins

[Sailor Chibi Otaku]

House of Penguin Daggers
Penguin on a Wire (or, Bird on a Penguin)
Romancing The Penguin
Monty Python and the Holy Penguin
Bringing Up Penguin
The Penguin Bride (The Princess Pride)
The Seventh Penguin
Gone with the Penguin
Wizard of Penguin
The Green Penguin
The Penguin and I
At War with the Penguin
The Penguin Wives Club
Penguin Gump
Meet Penguin Doe
The Little Penguin
The Return of Penguin
The Penguin Strain
The African Penguin
Penguin Karenina
The Penguin of Notre Dame
Penguin the 13th
Freddy vs Penguin

[Jave]

I, Penguin
A Beautiful Penguin
A Penguin Named Charlie Brown
The Penguins
Penguins!
Good Penguin Hunting
Gulliver's Penguins
As Penguin as it Gets
The Full Penguin
Dr. Penguin (or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb)

[Mr. Pedro]

The Usual Penguins
Rosemary's Penguin
Reservoir Penguins
Penguin Bebop: The Movie
The Penguin Hunter
The Good, The Bad, and The Penguin
Penguins Of Glory
The Texas Penguin Masacre
Ghost In The Penguin
Sleeping Penguin
Meet The Penguins
Penguin Driver
Natural Born Penguins
Death To Penguin

[Pupmon 4.0]

Penguins in Black
Along Came Penguin
Penguin Story
The Penguin King
48 Penguins
Charlie's Penguins
Have Penguin,Will Travel
The Bad News Penguins
The League of Extraordinary Penguins
Les Penguins
A Mighty Penguin
Enemy of the Penguin
That Darn Penguin
Penguins From Space
The Great Penguin Caper
Penguin Tale
The Penguins of Hazzard
Alien vs Penguin
The House of Penguin

[NozeNuggets]

Another 48 Penguins
Penguin-In-Law
The Longest Penguin

[blue_blood]

Napolian penguin
Charlie's penguin
I know what you did last penguin
The passion of penguin
dawn of the penguin
lord of the penguin
Honey, I shrunk the penguin

[PaQ]

War of the Penguins
Beverly Hills Penguin
Kill Penguin
Harold & Penguin go to Whitecastle
Penguin State

[MonkeyFunk]

They Saved Hitler's Penguin
The Satanic Penguins of Dracula
Dances with Penguins
Singing in the Penguin
From Russia with Penguins
Angry Red Penguin
Penguins of the Damned
The Penguin and the Penguin
10 Things I Hate about Penguins

[Mike Spartz]

Forrest Penguin
Pulp Penguin
X2: Penguins United
Batman Beyond: Return of the Penguin
Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Penguin
Penguin Brown
Penguin and Robin
Penguin Forever
A few good Penguins
Batman: Mask of the Penguin
Penguins in Lavander
Dear Penguin
Penguinblana
City Penguins
Citizen Penguin
When Harry met Penguin
Good Penguin Hunting
The Penguin Identity
The Penguin Sumpremacy
Kill Penguin
Indiana Jones: Raiders of the lost Penguins
Lord of the Penguins: The Fellowship of the Ring
Penguin Crossing
Scent of a Penguin
The Penguinfather
Dick Penguins
The Penguin of Oz
Breakfast at Penguins
Dead Penguins Society
The Penguin Job
The Last Penguin
Girl with a Pearl Penguin
The Breakfast Penguins
A Beautiful Penguin
The Penguin Reloaded
The Penguin Revolutions
Finding Penguin
Hotel Penguin
Penguin Eye
Die Another Penguin
The Spy who loved Penguin
A Vew to a Penguin
The Penguin is not Enough
Tommorow Penguin Dies
The Living Penguins
Penguin Park
What About Penguin
Terminator 2: Penguin Day
Terminator 3: Rise of the Penguins
Bride of Penguin
Seed of Penguin
Penguin Man
Superman IV: Quest for Penguins
Lara Croft: Tomb Penguin
Sky Penguin and the World of Tommorow
Penguin the Barbarian
Penguin the Destroyer
Peguin Recall
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Penguin
House of Flying Penguins
Bad Penguins
Air Force Penguin
K19: The Penguinmaker
Clear and Present Penguin
Penguins with Brooms
Buffy: The Penguin Slayer
Friday Night Penguins
A Penguin Runs Through it
Star Trek II: the Wrath of Penguin
Penguin Sunrise
Penguin Sunset
The Man without a Penguin
The Penguin who wasn't There
the Penguin Whisperer
Harriet the Penguin
Master and Penguin: the Farside of the World
Theres something about Penguin
Saving Private Penguin
Four Penguins and a Funeral

[Eddy]

Super Penguin Bros. The Movie
Planet of the Penguins
Penguins of the Carribean
Finding Penguin
The Spongebob Penguinpants Movie
The Sixth Penguin
Resident Penguin
The Brave Little Penguin
Beauty & the Penguin
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Penguin
There's Something About Penguin

[Gatomon41]

Gundam Wing: The Movie: Penguin Waltz

DBZ: The Penguin Zone

DBZ: The Penguin of mIght

The Last Penguin on Earth

Planet of the Penguin

[MahouShoujo13]

Sailor Moon R: The Promise of the Penguin (SM R: The Promise of the Rose)
The House of the Penguin (The House of the Dead)
Princess Penguin (Princess Mononke)
Star Wars: The Penguin of the Sith
Lupita: Penguin of the Sky
Kiki's Penguin Service
Penguin's Moving Castle (Howl's Moving Castle)
Catpenguin (Catwoman)
Me, Myself, and Penguin
Lilo and Penguin
Bravepenguin (Braveheart)
Van Penguin (Van Helsing)
Neon Penguin Evangelion: Death and Rebirth
Penguin Away (Sprited Away)
Penguin of Wax (House of Wax)
Resident Penguin: Apocolyspe
To Kill a Penguin (To Kill a Mockingbird)
Harry Potter: The Penguin's Stone
Harry Potter: The Penguin of Secrets
Remember the Penguins
Saving Penguin Ryan
Mean Penguins (Mean Girls)
Kung Fu Penguin (Kung Fu Hustle)
2001: A Penguin Odyssey

[Eddy]

A Clockwork Penguin
The Mighty Morphing Power Penguins Movie
Teenage Mutant Ninja Penguins
We're Back!: A Penguin Story

[Bearpod91]

HellPenguin (Hellboy)

Red Penguin (Red Dragon)

Penguin/Off (Face/Off)

Penguin Day (Training Day)

Spider-Penguin (Spider-Man)

The Penguin Supremacy (The Bourne Supremacy)

Penguin Recall (Total Recall)

[BonyT]

Heh heh. This thread's a hoot. :)

Okay, just a few I didn't notice in the list:


They Shoot Penguins, Don't They?

The Penguin on the River Kwai

Penguin Payne

Schindler's Penguin

[BonyT]

Just thought of a few more:

Conan the Penguin

I Was a Teenage Penguin

The Flight of the Penguin

Dangerous Penguins (Dangerous Minds)

When a Man Loves a Penguin

[NozeNuggets]

Double posting? Isn't that breaking the four-post rule?

Anyway...

Penguin Kane

[Agent S7]

Darkness Penguins
Star Wars: Penguin Wars
Penguin Who?
About a Penguin
The Penguin: Reloaded
The Penguin: Revolutions
The Anipenguin
One Flew Over the Penguin's Nest
Interview with the Penguin: The Fowl Chronicles
Queen of the Penguins: The Fowl Chronicles
the PowerPenguin Chicks Movie!

[cuon]

Dances with Penguins

How stella got her penguin back

Diary of a mad black penguin

Penguin of the corn

[EinBebop]

Sleeping with the Penguin :o

[BonyT]

I'm Gonna Git You, Penguin!
8 Penguins in a Duffel Bag
The Texas Penguin Massacre
^ committed, of course, by The Man in the Penguin Mask (Man in the Iron Mask) -- you know, Leatherface, if he victimized penguins instead of people :p
Dead Penguins Don't Wear Plaid
All Penguins Go to Heaven
Hell is for Penguins
The Devil's Penguin (The Devil's Advocate)
Penguin Inferno (Towering Inferno)
Blazing Penguins (Blazing Saddles)
Fried Green Penguins


Night of the Living Penguin
Full Metal Penguin
Broken Penguin (Broken Arrow)
Johnny Got His Penguin
The Penguins Must Be Crazy
The Penguins From Brazil
The Penguin of Egypt
12 Penguins (12 Monkeys)
Penguins in the Mist
A Penguin for All Seasons
Ray Bradbury's The Penguin Chronicles
Do the Right Penguin (A Spike Lee Joint)
The Penguin Who Shot Liberty Valance

(... btw, I deliberately refrained from adding anything derived from "Spaceballs" or "Moby Dick" :p )

[MonkeyFunk]

Zorro, the Gay Penguin
The Merry Penguins of Windsor
The 50,000 Penguins of Dr. T
12 Angry Penguins

Now, something else. Can anyone come up with a list of numeric penguin movies? There's The Third Man, The Fifth Element and The Seventh Seal, which could be turned into the Third, Fifth and Seventh penguins, but are there any others?

[Mary_mari]

Not Without My Penguin

Master of the Flying Penguin (ooo, that turned out great! From the Kung-Fu movie "Master of the Flying Guillotine")

Young, Sexy, & Penguin

Haha, I suck...sorry :sweat:

[Conan-san]

The penguin
The penguin reloaded
The penguin revolutions

Penguin, the 1st movie

Sonic the Penguin, the movie

[Delthayre]

The Ruling Penguin (The Ruling Class)
Penguin of Hearts
Doctor Stranglove or How I learned to stop worrying and love the penguin
Penguins of a Lesser God
The Manchurian Penguin

[Colin]

Stop! Or My Penguin Will Shoot!
Don't Tell Mom the Penguin's Dead
My Penguin Vinny
Penguin Academy 1 - 7

[SimpsonGuy100]

New ones....

Penguin Sky
Penguin Goonies
First Penguin (First Daughter)
A Very Long Penguin
Meet the Penguins
Penguin 49
The Hunting of The Penguin
Team Penguin: World Police
Penguin's Twelve
Lemony Penguin's A Series of Unfortunate Events
Million Dollor Penguin
Vanity Penguin
Penguin's Invasion Earth 2150 AD
Penguin AE
An American Penguin
The Penguin Before Time
Die Hard with a Penguin
Flight of the Penguin
Penguin State
Penguin of the Mask
Harold & Kumar Get the Penguin
The Spongebob Penguin Movie
Jurassic Penguin
Dungeons & Penguins: The Movie
The Penguin Hunter: Collision Course
One Flew Over the Penguin's Nest

That's all for now....:)

[BonyT]

Um, guys, I hesitate to say this, because I realize this is just a fun thread, so it's not like it's any huge deal or anything; but we are getting just a little sloppy with repeats here. SimpsonGuy100, "One Flew Over the Penguin's Nest" was done by Agent S7 in post #26; and Colin, "The Texas Penguin Massacre" was done by me in post #29. :)

And now, so this post isn't only some silly & probably unnecessary complaint :p :

Das Penguin

[blue_blood]

How to lose a penguin in 10 days
starsky & penguin
Beverly Hill penguin

[SimpsonGuy100]

Um, guys, I hesitate to say this, because I realize this is just a fun thread, so it's not like it's any huge deal or anything; but we are getting just a little sloppy with repeats here. SimpsonGuy100, "One Flew Over the Penguin's Nest" was done by Agent S7 in post #26; and Colin, "The Texas Penguin Massacre" was done by me in post #29. :)

And now, so this post isn't only some silly & probably unnecessary complaint :pReally now? Just a second...

One Flew Over the Penguin's Nest One Flew Over the Penguin's Nest Dang. But hold the phone....

Spider-Penguin (Spider-Man) YOU STOLE MY ENTRY! Anyway, new ones:

Muppet Penguin Island
Close Encounters of the Penguin Kind
Dead Penguins Society
Ace Venture: When Penguin Calls
The Penguin Bride
Monty Python and the Holy Penguin
Guess Who's Coming to Penguin
A Penguin Too Far
The Penguin Storm
Gone In 60 Penguins

That's all for now...

[Agent S7]

The Legend of Zelda: Ganon's Evil Penguin

[Pupmon 4.0]

Looney Penguins:Back in Space
Penguin Jam
The Penguins of Belleville
Penguins Go Wild!
The Dangerous Lives of Altar Penguins
Tokyo Penguins
Penguins 4Ever
The Emperor's New Penguin
Back to the Penguin
Mad Penguin
The Chronicles of Narnia:The Penguin,The Witch,and The Wardobe
Operation Penguin
Shanghai Penguins
The Penguin That Rocked the Cradle
Whatever Happened to Penguin Jane?
Howl's Moving Penguin
G.I.Penguin
Catch That Penguin
Cats&Penguins
MVP:Most Valuable Penguin
101 Penguins
Penguin on Fire
A Beautiful Penguin
Penguin Report
Million Dollar Penguin
The Glass Penguin
The Wisdom of Penguins
Vertical Penguin
His Dark Penguins
Penguin Almighty
O Penguin,Where Art Thou?

[Otaku Bishop]

The Little Penguin
E.T. The Penguin Terrestrial
Penguin on the Roof
Alladin: Return of Penguin
Penguin Tale
Penguin Allmighty
Mr. Penguins
8 Penguin
Penguin Destination
Penguin Destination 2
PagePengiuin
Clash of the Penguins
Alladin and the 40 Penguins
Penguin King
Penguin King 2: Simba's Pride
Penguin King 1 1/2