Entertainment Quote #68: "MY CAREER!"

[Bird Boy]

I realized days later after intially posting this, that I didn't change this quip.

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No foul language.
No obscene dirty jokes.

From the movie XXX: State of the Union (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0329774/). Click here (http://forums.toonzone.net/showthread.php?t=138584) for the last FQ.

[Tobias]

Gibbons (to pilot): Are we there yet?

XXX: AAAAAHHH! (jumps from copter)

[Martianinvader]

"WHAT JOKER WAXED THIS THING?? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaa....." *plutt*

[Enrique]

"The trapeze is too far! The trapeze is too far!"

[PaQ]

*after seeing the success of doing a sequel to XXX, Ice Cube decides to do another sequel... STEEL II*

Ice Cube: "You sure Shaq did this without a safety harness! I'M FLYING!"

[Temple Fugate]

Ice Cube: Dang it, I was hoping Superman would save me, not some helicopter. That jerk owes me money!

[Nin-Nin69]

Awww I should've switched to Geico.

[TimTwoFace]

Don't you fear, boys and girls - Ice Cube is just doing some screen tests for his upcoming role in STEEL 2.

-Tim

[Conekiller]

IceCube:*whips out a handwritten sign that read "Man I hate gravity"*

[candy17]

I realized days later after intially posting this, that I didn't change this quip.

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Coming soon to theaters: Black Superman!

or...

All together now:

"I believe I can fly.
I believe I can touch the sky.
I think about it every night and day
Spread my wings and fly away
I believe I can soar
I see me running through that open door [or in this case, helicopter]
I believe I can fly..."

or...

If white men can't jump, what makes Ice Cube think that black men can fly?

or...

Ice Cube may be good at rapping and doing movies, but he doesn't know jack squat about skydiving.

[TimTwoFace]

Once XXX: State of the Union is proven to have only come in third on its opening weekend, studio execs toss Ice Cube out of the corporate helicopter, leaving him to fend for himself.

As he plummted to the earth below, he was heard to be saying, "Are we there yet?"

[Conekiller]

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Vin Diessel's really let himself go.....

[Spastic Minnow]

Ice Cube in
BBB
(triple B)
Barbershop 3

Hey! Come back here ya [bleep]ing freeloader! You owe me 12 dollars for that trim!

[Artimus Gigan]

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COMEBACK, DON'T LEAVE ME WITH ALL THE OTHER B-LIST ACTORS, I'M BETTER THAN THEM, I CAN SING, I CAN SIIIIING!

[Weatherman]

After seeing the sucess of xXx 2, Ice Cube decides to bail on xXx 3.