Every Game That I Do Not Own Sucks

[Lucky Bob]

Discuss.

[Fresh V]

Do you own Banjo Kazooie, Banjo Tooie, and Tales of Symphonia?

If you don't....... I hate you.

[Mr. Pedro]

Video games are the Capitalist's way of making the masses fat, lazy, lethargic, deficient in Vitamin D and totally unable to fight off Yankee opressors. This is why video games have been banned in my country.






Except Kirby Superstar. That little pink blob rocks my socks.

[Lucky Bob]

Do you own Banjo Kazooie, Banjo Tooie, and Tales of Symphonia?

If you don't....... I hate you.
Oh yeah, like I would own crappy platformers which require repetitive button mashing. Moron.

[Fresh V]

Oh yeah, like I would own crappy platformers which require repetitive button mashing. Moron.
Baka.:moon2:

[Sketch]

Discuss.You and your ego suck. Do you own Bust-A-Move, Smash Bros. and Ninja Turtles IV: Turtles in Time? If you don't then you are a failure as a human being.

And what's with the alias user title anyway? YOUR SIG IS STILL THE SAME. Aho!

[Speedy Boris]

Custer's Revenge is the best game ever made. Period. Call me a racist pervert, I don't care. It's probably true, anyway. :p

[Lucky Bob]

You and your ego suck. Do you own Bust-A-Move, Smash Bros. and Ninja Turtles IV: Turtles in Time? If you don't then you are a failure as a human being.
Smash Bros. is the boringest homage to fanboys ever and should have never been made. And can anyone say "FALCON PUUUUUUNNCH! FALCON PUUUUUUNNCH! FALCON PUUUUUUNNCH! FALCON PUUUUUUNNCH! FALCON PUUUUUUNNCH! FALCON PUUUUUUNNCH! FALCON PUUUUUUNNCH! FALCON PUUUUUUNNCH! FALCON PUUUUUUNNCH! FALCON PUUUUUUNNCH! FALCON PUUUUUUNNCH! FALCON PUUUUUUNNCH! FALCON PUUUUUUNNCH! FALCON PUUUUUUNNCH!"?

[Sketch]

I too get tired of "FALCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON PUUUUUUUUUNCH!!!". When my friends are CF I typically wait for them to do that move then beat them down and say "Falcon this!"

Smash Bros. isn't boring though. And it's Aprils Fools not Be a Jerk-off day. Sheesh...

I did notice you didn't insult Bust-A-Move or TMNT IV. There's hope for you yet. But you're still a heathen for disrespecting Tetris and Super Mario Bros.

[Sketch]

Wilson I have one thing to say...

I forget the rest but your mother is a hoar.

[Fresh V]

Smash Bros. is the boringest homage to fanboys ever and should have never been made. And can anyone say "FALCON PUUUUUUNNCH! FALCON PUUUUUUNNCH! FALCON PUUUUUUNNCH! FALCON PUUUUUUNNCH! FALCON PUUUUUUNNCH! FALCON PUUUUUUNNCH! FALCON PUUUUUUNNCH! FALCON PUUUUUUNNCH! FALCON PUUUUUUNNCH! FALCON PUUUUUUNNCH! FALCON PUUUUUUNNCH! FALCON PUUUUUUNNCH! FALCON PUUUUUUNNCH! FALCON PUUUUUUNNCH!"? Can anyone say "CONTROOOOOOLLLLLL C!!!!!! CONTROOOOOOOOL V!!!!!!!CONTROOOOOOLLLLLL C!!!!!! CONTROOOOOOOOL V!!!!!!!CONTROOOOOOLLLLLL C!!!!!! CONTROOOOOOOOL V!!!!!!!CONTROOOOOOLLLLLL C!!!!!! CONTROOOOOOOOL V!!!!!!!CONTROOOOOOLLLLLL C!!!!!! CONTROOOOOOOOL V!!!!!!!CONTROOOOOOLLLLLL C!!!!!! CONTROOOOOOOOL V!!!!!!!CONTROOOOOOLLLLLL C!!!!!! CONTROOOOOOOOL V!!!!!!!CONTROOOOOOLLLLLL C!!!!!! CONTROOOOOOOOL V!!!!!!!"?

And it's Aprils Fools not Be a Jerk-off day
Toon Zone is going crazy and it's not even April Fool's Day here yet.

[Lucky Bob]

I did notice you didn't insult Bust-A-Move or TMNT IV. There's hope for you yet. But you're still a heathen for disrespecting Tetris and Super Mario Bros. Some games are so retarded that it makes me sick to mention them. Besides, I don't own them, so, they suck. I only buy good games.

I've said it before, and I'll say it again. Tetris wasn't even good for its time. It was something for middle aged men to play on a Game Boy and feel cool. OH WOW THE FALLING BLOCKS.

Super Mario Bros. was good for its time, but it should have never been made at all. It established a formula we still can't get away from. We have ALL this modern technology, and we're porting this old crap to it. We should be making better games. The ones I own.

I forget the rest but your mother is a hoar.
Let's leave her hair color out of this.

[Sketch]

NO ONE INSULTS TETRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I bet you only own baby games like that Elmo game for the N64.

[Lucky Bob]

NO ONE INSULTS TETRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I bet you only own baby games like that Elmo game for the N64.
That one was pretty good, actually. The 3D rendering was more on the level of the earlier Gamecube/later Dreamcast games. And, the gameplay was innovative.

Don't even get me started on the engrossing storyline.

[Fresh V]

I bet you only own baby games like that Elmo game for the N64. Don't forget Strawberry Shortcake for the GBA!

That one was pretty good, actually. The 3D rendering was more on the level of the earlier Gamecube/later Dreamcast games. And, the gameplay was innovative.

Don't even get me started on the engrossing storyline. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .........................................

[Sketch]

That one was pretty good, actually. The 3D rendering was more on the level of the earlier Gamecube/later Dreamcast games. And, the gameplay was innovative.

Don't even get me started on the engrossing storyline.
*dies laughing*

Nice comeback. But if you thought that one was good then you should really try Superman 64.

[Fresh V]

*dies laughing*

Nice comeback. But if you thought that one was good then you should really try Superman 64.
Hyper Sensei, it looks like you are at war with Matt today! I'm all outta hearts, but here.

*gives Hyper Sensei a maximum tomato*

[Chris Wood]

Custer's Revenge is the best game ever made. Period. Call me a racist pervert, I don't care. It's probably true, anyway. :p

Damn, you beat me to it. I wonder if we'll ever get a sequel to that game. Maybe for the PS3?

[Mr Cat Dog]

I'm assuming you own Monsters Inc. for the Playstation then. That game completely r00ls 0ver al gamez. Brill gameplay, 1337 graphics, and an adventure so hard, yet so rewarding, it would take 7 years for you to complete it.

And I too hate FALCON PUUUUUUNNCH! x 14

[Matt-a-Tastic]

Is thread a failured attempt at humer or summat?

[Eddy]

Tetris is one of the most over-rated games of all time.

Matt-- what are your views on Bubble Bobble and Resident Evil 4?

Is thread a failured attempt at humer or summat?A failed attempt to spell humor. :eek: :eek: :eek:

[guinaevere]

Smash Bros. is the boringest homage to fanboys ever and should have never been made. And can anyone say "FALCON PUUUUUUNNCH! FALCON PUUUUUUNNCH! FALCON PUUUUUUNNCH! FALCON PUUUUUUNNCH! FALCON PUUUUUUNNCH! FALCON PUUUUUUNNCH! FALCON PUUUUUUNNCH! FALCON PUUUUUUNNCH! FALCON PUUUUUUNNCH! FALCON PUUUUUUNNCH! FALCON PUUUUUUNNCH! FALCON PUUUUUUNNCH! FALCON PUUUUUUNNCH! FALCON PUUUUUUNNCH!"?I can say it, but Kirbs is really my character. So after stealing Capn F's hat, it was Waaaaaaaaaaaah PUNCH Waaaaaaaaaaaah PUNCH Waaaaaaaaaaaah PUNCH Waaaaaaaaaaaah PUNCH Waaaaaaaaaaaah PUNCH Waaaaaaaaaaaah PUNCH Waaaaaaaaaaaah PUNCH Waaaaaaaaaaaah PUNCH Waaaaaaaaaaaah PUNCH Waaaaaaaaaaaah PUNCH Waaaaaaaaaaaah PUNCH!!! Followed by a thousands taunts of HIIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!


I've said it before, and I'll say it again. Tetris wasn't even good for its time. It was something for middle aged men to play on a Game Boy and feel cool. OH WOW THE FALLING BLOCKS.

Super Mario Bros. was good for its time, but it should have never been made at all. It established a formula we still can't get away from. We have ALL this modern technology, and we're porting this old crap to it. We should be making better games. The ones I own.:dying: You know, we could lose Matt altogether and have LB stand in, and no one would know the difference.

Don't forget Strawberry Shortcake for the GBA!Strawberry Shortcake for the Atari was superior. One of the first true puzzle games. Remember that little dance they did when you matched up the right head to body to legs?



That danced RAWKED!!

[Lucky Bob]

*dies laughing*

Nice comeback. But if you thought that one was good then you should really try Superman 64.
Ugh. Why does anyone think that ANY game in the N64 library was good? N64 sucked its odd-shaped controller. If they'd worked on giving us a solid product, we'd all be saying "Playstation who?" today. But we're not.

Plus, I never owned the N64, so the question is moot.

[Invader_Spooch]

Smash Bros. isn't boring though. And it's Aprils Fools not Be a Jerk-off day. Sheesh...
Wah.

Proof that Nintendo fanboys are hyper-sensitive babies with no sense of humor.

:shrug:

Jesus, man, what did you expect? I can't believe you took his comments to heart.

Oh yeah, and Nintendo will soon be consumed by Microsoft, much like the mighty whale consumes the tiny, talentless guppy.:p

[Lucky Bob]

Matt-- what are your views on Bubble Bobble and Resident Evil 4?
Bubble Bobble was a retarded concept made even more retarded by engrish so bad that it looked intentional. And while I'm here, I just want to say that I hate Engrish, too. Ever since the Chapman brothers put it in their pirated game, it is No. Longer. Funny.

Resident Evil 4? Let me see...*checks library* OH WHAT DO YOU KNOW, I DON'T OWN IT. That means it...*drumroll* SUCKS.

[Fresh V]

Bubble Bobble was a retarded concept made even more retarded by engrish so bad that it looked intentional. And while I'm here, I just want to say that I hate Engrish, too. Ever since the Chapman brothers put it in their pirated game, it is No. Longer. Funny.

Resident Evil 4? Let me see...*checks library* OH WHAT DO YOU KNOW, I DON'T OWN IT. That means it...*drumroll* SUCKS.
Matt... do you own anything?

[Matt-a-Tastic]

A failed attempt to spell humor. :eek: :eek: :eek:OMG A speeeellling mistake :eek: ahhhh, I must make a bad joke about it Lol !!!!!l!1111 OMG LOl lamOE RKDHGOHGB

[Matt-a-Tastic]

A failed attempt to spell humor. :eek: :eek: :eek:OMG A speeeellling mistake :eek: ahhhh, I must make a bad joke about it Lol !!!!!l!1111 OMG LOl lamOE RKDHGOHGB:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

[Mr Cat Dog]

OMG A DOUBLE POST! j00 mu3t di33333!

But if we're doing memorable SSBM quotes, then let's not forget:

PIIIIKAAAAACHUUUUUUU! PIIIIKAAAAACHUUUUUUU! PIIIIKAAAAACHUUUUUUU! PIIIIKAAAAACHUUUUUUU! PIIIIKAAAAACHUUUUUUU! PIIIIKAAAAACHUUUUUUU! PIIIIKAAAAACHUUUUUUU! PIIIIKAAAAACHUUUUUUU! PIIIIKAAAAACHUUUUUUU! PIIIIKAAAAACHUUUUUUU! etc

[chris3116]

We have a huge fanboy here. I hate fanboys.

Nintendo has done many great games. If you hate Ocarina of Time, you're not a good gamer maybe not a true gamer but if you love GTA, you have a huge retard library. GTA is one of the most overrated game ever. Halo is the most overrated ever.

A True Gamer is:

-someone who can have all of consoles and can love more a console than others without to be a fanboy.
-someone who knows that there is no kiddy consoles and no kiddy games.
-someone who knows that online is cool but it's not necessairly to have it.
-someone who plays on every games like RPGs, Fighthing, Action/Adventure, etc... and can play many hours on them.
-someone who knows that sales doesn't matters.
-someone who knows that graphics doesn't matters.
-someone who can hate a franchise in your favorite company.

[Artimus Gigan]

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[Invader_Spooch]

Legend of Zelda:OoT is awful, and all who like it are commie pinko tree huggin hippie godless couch heathens.

:zim:

[Sketch]

I'm well aware of the day. But what he said is no different than what he has said about those games any other day.

How can you say LOZ:OoT is awful? That's like saying FF7 is awful and I know a Sony fanboy wouldn't want to do that.

[Invader_Spooch]

How can you say LOZ:OoT is awful? 1)No story

2)Bad, repetitive gameplay

3)Bad writing

4)Bland, Angsty lead (no dialogue means excuse for bad writing)

Total:
Bad

[Sketch]

1)No story

2)Bad, repetitive gameplay

3)Bad writing

4)Bland, Angsty lead (no dialogue means excuse for bad writing)

Total:
Bad
1) Great story. It even has cinema scenes.

2) Great gameplay how's it repeditive? You never do the same thing very often. You always have to change your weapon to beat bosses (kinda like Mega Man only you don't find the weapons in Mega Man you get them from the pervious boss)

3) I'll give you bad writing... That freak'n owl

4) What's wrong with the lead. He doesn't say anything... So how is he angsty? He's a naive little punk but he's not broody like Ryan on the OC.

Of course you may be joking here... Or you may just have no taste in games.

[Sigma]

We have a huge fanboy here. I hate fanboys.

Nintendo has done many great games. If you hate Ocarina of Time, you're not a good gamer maybe not a true gamer but if you love GTA, you have a huge retard library. GTA is one of the most overrated game ever. Halo is the most overrated ever.

A True Gamer is:

-someone who can have all of consoles and can love more a console than others without to be a fanboy.
-someone who knows that there is no kiddy consoles and no kiddy games.
-someone who knows that online is cool but it's not necessairly to have it.
-someone who plays on every games like RPGs, Fighthing, Action/Adventure, etc... and can play many hours on them.
-someone who knows that sales doesn't matters.
-someone who knows that graphics doesn't matters.
-someone who can hate a franchise in your favorite company. Shows how little you know there are kiddy games and kiddy consoles. Remember the Sega Picco? That was a console geared towards kids and as for kiddy games every game on the Picco was kiddy, they were shaped like freakin books! Today we have games like the Power Ranger, Hello Kitty, Dora the Explorer, and Yu-gi-oh games which are all geared towards kids.

[Captain Harlock]

Discuss.

Oh you card.

[Sketch]

I sacrifice your sanity to summon Lucky Bob (aka Matt Wilson) to piss everyone off.

Hah you have been attacked by my trap card! Fanboy's revenge! Now Nintendo will gain all of Sony's life points and rule the world once again.

[Killtacular]

This thread is stupid.

Let me elaborate for second.

I don't care that it's April Fools. What you're doing is using a holiday as an excuse to defame me and make me look like I set myself out to insult others and cut them down. I don't feel that's appropriate on any day of the year. I already made a resolve to improve my public relations with the animation industry, and I don't need people pulling crap like this. On every forum I seem to be pulled into someone's April 1st prank. I don't appreciate it. I think this whole thing is really juvenile. Where's your head at?

[James]

If all those who waste their time on video games, this forum and life could refrain from referring to Mr Wilson in this thread as he clearly doesn't enjoy the festivities, they can carry on their "fun".

A fair compromise if ever this robotic interllect saw one.

Thank you.

[Lucky Bob]

(OOC: For the record, last year I "dressed up" as Jim Harvey and posted messages about how I was going to be on hiatus. This year, I simply chose Matt because he's another familiar face. I might as well have chosen guin or Knux or jwl. But I didn't. Nothing personal is implied at all, just having a little fun. And if there's ever an April Fools day where someone imitates me, I know I will have arrived.)

OKAY. I own War in Heaven. (http://www.gamespot.com/pc/action/warinheaven/) That is all. Happy now?

[James]

Miserably, there is truth in the title. I haven't played a game in any recent period I care to remember (and I care to remember none of it) which I don't own. Therefore, every game I don't own has zero gameplay, therefore they are actually worse than even games I have in my collection such as "Enter The Matrix" (which I did not purchase).

What's even worse is that's a depressing deception. Playing "Enter The Matrix" is far worse than starting at a game cover and not playing a game. You don't need the brain the size of a planet to know that.

[Lucky Bob]

What's even worse is that's a depressing deception. Playing "Enter The Matrix" is far worse than starting at a game cover and not playing a game. You don't need the brain the size of a planet to know that.
Enter the Matrix used to rule. I used to own it, before I gave it up in a tragic anime debate that gave way to a tragic wager.

[James]

Enter the Matrix used to rule. I used to own it, before I gave it up in a tragic anime debate that gave way to a tragic wager.
I assume your feeble human mind has mistaken the word "fantastic" for "tragic"...

[guinaevere]

I might as well have chosen guin or Knux or jwl. At least you knew you were imitating someone specifically. Apparantly this was a major coincidence (http://forums.toonzone.net/showpost.php?p=1684628&postcount=1). But I still don't buy it.


Hi Marvin! How's life?

[Mynd Hed]

For the short time that I owned Shenmue, it was the greatest game of all time. However, such perfection could not be allowed to pierce the dark clouds of muddled thought that surround DECEPTOR!, so back to Bookman's it went.

[Eddy]

Too many people took this thread seriously... o_o

Oh, and Matt, sorry about this thread. I know I didn't make it or anything, but sorry anyway.

[James Bester]

1)No story

2)Bad, repetitive gameplay

3)Bad writing

4)Bland, Angsty lead (no dialogue means excuse for bad writing)

Total:
BadIt's funny listening to people like you. You're obviously one of those anti-nintendo microsoft fanboys like my neighbor who wears an Xbox live shirt. It's just funny how people like you will insult any game made by nintendo no matter how good it is.

[Punisher]

We should all remember video games would only be a shadow of itself today if not for the incredible online chess games. Best thing ever when you beat some kid in China or Japan.

[James Bester]

We should all remember video games would only be a shadow of itself today if not for the incredible online chess games. Best thing ever when you beat some kid in China or Japan.Has April Fool's Day made everyone crazy?:mad:

[Lord Dalek]

Has April Fool's Day made everyone crazy?:mad:Yes but surprisingly we're holding it together.

BTW Lucky Bob's Wilson impersonation >>>>>>>>>>>>>> The real deal

[James Bester]

Yes but surprisingly we're holding it together.Gotta admit, this my first April Fool's Day on toonzone, and I'm impressed. Bowling, Chess, Matt Wilson wanting to beat the crap out of Lucky Bob, and a bunch of other insane threads.

[Lord Dalek]

Gotta admit, this my first April Fool's Day on toonzone, and I'm impressed. Bowling, Chess, Matt Wilson wanting to beat the crap out of Lucky Bob, and a bunch of other insane threads.It was much worse last year.

[Lucky Bob]

Didn't the ninjas want to beat the crap out of me last year?

I've had so many want to that I've lost count.

[Lord Dalek]

Didn't the ninjas want to beat the crap out of me last year?No that was Gigan.

[guinaevere]

I do believe they're still after him, in fact.