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zmanjz
02-26-2005, 10:41 PM
It's all falling apart.

Wednesday, bad things happened to cookware

Thursday, my Laptop's hard drive shredded itself.

Friday, a 5-year-old repaired ding in my car's windshield spontaniously cracked 8 inches across.

Saturday, the Battery in my watch Died.

It's all coming apart!... THE CENTER DOES NOT HOLD!!!

Hey wait, what's that sound... but that's impossible! it's a!....


<click... beeeeeeeeeeeeep>

Catlover
02-27-2005, 03:42 PM
I feal that way often. Just this week, my dishwasher quit working, and my heater went out. Sometimes you just have weeks were everything breaks down. :sad:

guinaevere
02-27-2005, 05:10 PM
Right, zman, don't take this personally... but stand very still. Yes, right there. Now don't move. :draws 30 foot perimeter around the marked one:


I'm sorry, I don't mean to laugh at your misfortune, and in fact, I'm not. You have my sympathies. I just find this sort of thing humerous.

And all I can envision is that Python sketch where Eric Idle enters some estate house, and everyone dies and the house falls apart around him.

"I'll get a cloth."
-Graham Chapman

HumanoidTyphoon
02-27-2005, 05:26 PM
Once my refridgerator died, then my car, then my watch, then my computer, and then my shoes fell apart. I was left stranded in the house hungry with no way to tell how long I'd been there.

Fan of Sponge
02-27-2005, 09:00 PM
No, its just that your warrenties on all of your stuff expired a few days ago and they decide to stop working. Stuff that you can learn from reading all the Garfield comic strips.:p

Ok, ok I'm sorry that all your stuff broke down.:( It happen to my once. Plus it took a long to fix my computer. It had alot of viruses and stuff plus the sound doesn't work anymore so no more music on my computer.

guinaevere
02-27-2005, 09:04 PM
I know you're partly joking, FOS, but there is some truth to what you say.

I had a beloved Toshiba vcr for ages, and then one day, it died. Totally. Completely. Kaputt.

I couldn't find any current/new models in the stores that I liked, so I went on ebay to find a used (but working) toshi model like the one I had. All of the ones listed had 'recently stopped working' also.