Happy Birthday to Cyber E.

[Condiment King]

(And a host of other users: capt.hareblower, Cyber E. (84), Pulpman (33), AAlgar (30), Jade_GL (22), bluedragon2999 (21), Coral Flowers (17), Paper Geno (15))

Years ago, it has been much speculated. Hailing from an unknown part of Florida, Cyber E. (real name: Aria J. Behfar) has sustained an air of mystery about him. What does the J stand for? Where does he live in Florida? Just how old is he? Like the aging Julio Franco, his age has been speculated from fact to myth and back again, though some would assume he is 17 today.

The name Aria is Italian in origin. It means "song or melody" and refers to a vocal solo in an opera. He shares not only a birthday but a name with Aria Giovanni and newborn Aria Wallace, strangely enough.

Cyber E. contributes countless additions to this fine community of animation lovers. From video games to comics to politics to sports, Cyber E. has transceded the spectrum of common knowledge among all of us. He is a great aid in stirring up a conversation and would be greatly missed in times of offline activity. In fact, he was missed during the hurricane happenings in Florida, in which he endured.

Cyber E., Aria, confidant, friend. Cheers.

[Lord Dalek]

Captain Sassypants wishes thee a happy birthday.

[Czar Gato]

Happy birthday to Cyber, Jade, and everyone else w/ a birthday today. :)

[Discloner]

To the News Ticker that would never die....happy Birthday. :shrug:

[Bird Boy]

You put an awful lot of time into that, CK. Why'd you go and do that for? :(

Happy Birthday Aria! There's someone hot and sexy that shares your name...maybe you'll get to see more of her sometime. :zim:

-BB

[PaQ]

Happy Birthday Aria. Looks like CK sure put a lot of work into the thread. Anyway, hope you have/had a good time today. :D

[Youko Recca]

Funny. Usually I'd already be in the process of spitting my whole "Beasts with Happy Conspiricies" thing, but I'm afraid of revealing Cyber's true nature. So I'll go old fashion and wish him and the other's a Happy Birthday.

I'll say there's no way he's 84, just to point out the obvious. He's sooner my assassin, than 84.

[RD!]

Aria was a simple boy at one time, living out his days peacefully like any other Iranian Italian hybrid living next to Palm Beach Florida. Yes, the good days before the homeschool, before the cellar, yes, before the shackles. Aria had left for school that morning, not knowing what the day would soon come to represent: the end of freedom, the end of happiness, the end of life as the young Behfar knew it.

Yes that day Aria would become a man. A sad man fueled by the internet and comic books but a man indeed! Coming home that night, his mother upset with contempt for the world two words graced her bitter mouth: home school. Yes, poor young Aria would become shut off from the world, destined to live out his days talking to a hick from Tennessee and a sassy pot-head from Buffalo New York.

Now the tales of scoring pot and keeping the goats out of the cabbage fields are irrelevant to this subject. After all this is a tale of the great hero Aria J. Behfar. How the J became part of his name is a great story, so great infact, I believe I will tell it.

The dark day in August would bring about the sweeping hurricanes. Tearing through the florida coast like a drunken Irishman tears through the English language. The unspeakable happened that day. The terror that creeps into the back of every nerd's mind: a black out. For ten days there was no power, and for ten days Aria's face was frozen; One large eye, one small eye. For ten days Aria had nothing to eat but pasta, and when asked what he'd like he told his mother to make it cold. Aria survived, coming out an even stronger nerd, a nerd who could survive even the truest of hardships.

To this day Aria lives on in all of us. So Aria "Just Cold Please" Behfar, have a happy 84th and remember:
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[Zach Logan]

Happy Birthday Aria

[Karl Olson]

happy birthday aria.

[The Landstander]

Happy birthday, Aria J. Behfar! O_O

[Nick K.]

Aria, you are the love of my life. Have a happy birthday.

"Aria J. Behfar is the next great American sex symbol."

From my keyboard to your screen... remember this.

[Lord Dalek]

Aria, you are the love of my life. Have a happy birthday.

"Aria J. Behfar is the next great American sex symbol."

From my keyboard to your screen... remember this.At this moment... Blue Wolf walks out on JLU Kid.

[Nick K.]

No, never. Aria and I are only friends. Joseph and I are much more than just friends. We're soulmates.

Back on topic... Oh, Aria!!! Oh!!! Have a most glorious birth day!

[Anime Guy]

Happy belated Birthday, Aria. ;)

[Matt Hazuda]

Happy Birthday Aria. Though your poor mother will never be the same, we are glad you came out of her on that special day eighty-whatever years ago.

Hope you had a good one pops.

[Nik Jam]

Right, yay for CE's birthday

[Stu]

Happy birthday.

Spend all your money on comics, then tell me how good they were.

Or, y'know, spend it on what you like.

Then tell me how good it was :cool:

[Cyber E.]

I'm loved. =]

p.s. hapy b-day jade <3 ;]

[LightShadow1890]

Happy Birthday Happy Birthday to You!!!!!!!!!! :anime:

*goes out in a cheerleading uniform*

Happy Birthday Happy Birthday Happy Birthday!!!!!

Happy 84th B-day Cyber E., and all good wishes for the other birthday celebrants!!!

[Jaguar]

I didn't realize this happened until now. :o Well, happy birthday.






Jerk.

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