C&C - Seth MacFarlane Week [7/26 - 7/29] [Archive]

The Landstander

07-26-2004, 11:04 PM

Eh, it was originally going in Anything Else, but since this could actually be funny it might as well get a thread. That and we don't have enough stickies.

DISCUSS

RedBoot

07-26-2004, 11:07 PM

And who wouldn't want to have sex with a grasshopper?

Rabi~en~Rose

07-26-2004, 11:08 PM

wow thats a lot of words you couldn't say in the 70's :eek: even crap was bad thats nuts!

Discloner

07-26-2004, 11:13 PM

And who wouldn't want to have sex with a grasshopper?
I will forever remember that quote...

G1Ravage

07-26-2004, 11:28 PM

Seth said ass****!

AS continues to expand its horizons.

Chrono1995

07-26-2004, 11:32 PM

Tex Avery did it better back in the day, but...

"LOVE THAT MAN!"

The Falcon

07-26-2004, 11:32 PM

does seth do the voice of peter, brian, or both? a simple question

thanks
Hero

Solitude1

07-26-2004, 11:32 PM

Tolerance....man, Seth is just an awesome guy. I'm going to be using that "You scared the crap out of me" line for a while. :p

Karl Olson

07-26-2004, 11:33 PM

does seth do the voice of peter, brian, or both? a simple question

thanks
Hero

Peter, Brain, Stewie and a number of incidental characters as well IIRC.

Youko Recca

07-26-2004, 11:35 PM

Where is Mr. Mac sitting at?

GMB

07-26-2004, 11:35 PM

"You can be a complete *******, just stay within the law!"

The very words I live by. Thanks Seth. :)

Man, this is actually. . .funny. Could we actually end up getting a week-long event from [as] that's not an exercise in pain? Certainly helps it not wear out its welcome, not being dragged over the entire block.

I'm almost. . .optimistic.

Samurai Karasu

07-26-2004, 11:35 PM

"You can do anything just don't start any fights or be an ass-hole."

I see a new word liably used for The Adult Swim board =D

Chrono1995

07-26-2004, 11:37 PM

"You can do anything just don't start any fights or be an ass-hole."

I see a new word liably used for The Adult Swim board =DBut let's try to watch our language, yes?

I declare Seth MacFarlane to be my hero, nonetheless. I swore I could not stop laughing at the introduction.

Samurai Karasu

07-26-2004, 11:40 PM

I would seriously buy this kinda thing on DVD. I would like to see him just sitting down and giving random quips of advice =D

G1Ravage

07-26-2004, 11:49 PM

does seth do the voice of peter, brian, or both? a simple question

thanks
Hero
Peter, Brian, Stewie, Quagmire, Tom Tucker and his Son, Lois' Father, and many many other incidental characters.

Eddie G.

07-27-2004, 12:09 AM

I missed the opening but I enjoyed the closing, I actually think it would have been cool if he could of hosted the whole night. Good episode to start off with, some great lines.

livingfruitvirus

07-27-2004, 12:14 AM

Seth said ass****!

AS continues to expand its horizons.
Sealab did it first on "Tornado Shanks"

Chad Bonin

07-27-2004, 12:15 AM

ASF better have this up for the DL.

... and yes, I've had a Seth avatar for a week now... and nobody noticed.

Cyber E.

07-27-2004, 12:31 AM

... and yes, I've had a Seth avatar for a week now... and nobody noticed.That'd be because nobody cares. =]

-CE

BeastBoyWonder

07-27-2004, 12:32 AM

That'd be because nobody cares. =]

-CE

Yeah. =(

Matt Hazuda

07-27-2004, 12:33 AM

ASF better have this up for the DL.

... and yes, I've had a Seth avatar for a week now... and nobody noticed.Nobody cares Knux, that's why.

Condiment King

07-27-2004, 12:33 AM

Totally agree with the last three posts.

Coollead

07-27-2004, 12:36 AM

... and yes, I've had a Seth avatar for a week now... and nobody noticed.Here is me caring.

Wait.

I don't.

Discloner

07-27-2004, 12:44 AM

... and yes, I've had a Seth avatar for a week now... and nobody noticed.Probably because you change avatars faster then a middle school teeny bopper in the woman's bathroom.

Besides, I've had this ReBoot avatar up for a couple months now and nobody noticed. :(

Dalamar13

07-27-2004, 12:46 AM

Hahaha

Nope

I care even less than all the previous non-carers.

Daizaburo Estes

07-27-2004, 12:53 AM

ASF better have this up for the DL.

... and yes, I've had a Seth avatar for a week now... and nobody noticed.
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/whocares.jpg

DJ Raza

07-27-2004, 12:58 AM

Jeez, its been like over a year since I've posted at TZ, but...

I gotta agree with "Benny the cow" on this one...

the Amanda

07-27-2004, 01:29 AM

The Care Bears care, and they'll force you all to care too, with horrible stomach laser beams in the shape of Knux's avatar.

G1Ravage

07-27-2004, 02:03 AM

I care....

..but only because I like to be different. :(

RedBoot

07-27-2004, 02:08 AM

Tolerance....man, Seth is just an awesome guy. I'm going to be using that "You scared the crap out of me" line for a while. :p
It's a great line, and I think he's been waiting for a chance to use it since it was also used in his pilot pitch for "Life with Larry." It's a hilarious line, especially with the way he does it.

Sketch

07-27-2004, 02:42 AM

I don't care, but that was freak'n hillarious tonight!

He really hate Entertainment Weekly doesn't he?

Gotta love the stab at Fox. But you aren't really offending any specific religion by watching Paris Hilton half nued on a truck...

You're offending every religion

Aquadementia

07-27-2004, 02:44 AM

This was a good episode of Family Guy, but I don't know if it would be on my top four list.
It does deserve to be mentioned for the controversy though.

It's hard for me to believe FOX has a S&P division.
I thought they had just two groups of executives.
Group one was charged with developing new ground breaking shows.
Group two was charged with moving shows all over the place and canceling them before they can develop an audience.
Accountants phased out group one about three years ago when they discovered discredited social experiments that can't legally be preformed on rats anymore, could be turned into reality shows.

Gruntling

07-27-2004, 04:51 AM

This was a good episode of Family Guy, but I don't know if it would be on my top four list.
It does deserve to be mentioned for the controversy though.
Agreed. While Weinstein has it moments, and it is a memerable episode, out of the four to be shown, it is on the bottom. The assh*le remark Seth gave at the end was classic! :D I can't believe Adult Swim didn't censor it!

PowerZord

07-27-2004, 09:56 AM

so that's FG creator? i bet all AS freaks were bowing down to the tv when they saw him.

so he said a couple of words, big deal. I bet he din't say those things about fox when fox gave him his daily paycheck.

i liked the episode, i never seen it before. now i see why fox decided to plug it off.

Jaguar

07-27-2004, 10:08 AM

That had me laughing my ass off.
"In fact, no fewer than none of my ancestors are Jewish."

Jimmy Kustes

07-27-2004, 10:36 AM

Tyler must put online. Me rip head off!

Spongebrain2.0

07-27-2004, 12:00 PM

The Gunnshuu

07-27-2004, 12:33 PM

He rattled off a list of words you couldn't say in the 70's (crap, penis, vagina, etc.), and one of them was "Entertainment Weekly".

Eddie G.

07-27-2004, 12:42 PM

so that's FG creator? i bet all AS freaks were bowing down to the tv when they saw him.Mmmm... arrogance. All the AS freaks who would bow down to the TV have already seen photos and interviews with him or possibly even met him. So the only people who would consider his appearance something new would be the more casual AS fans.

so he said a couple of words, big deal. They were funny words.

I bet he din't say those things about fox when fox gave him his daily paycheck.I believe Seth actually has a good relationship with Fox which helped FG come back and American Dad have a shot at the airwaves, he was just trying to be funny.

Freeze Sabre

07-27-2004, 01:05 PM

Wow. Seth MacFarlane is now my new false god.

AkirQueen

07-27-2004, 01:17 PM

Wow. Seth MacFarlane is now my new false god.
Ditto XD

I knew that he was gonna introduce WYWUAW first. It really isn't my favorite episode. Ah well...

I was waiting for him to do the Stewie or Peter or even Quagmire voice in the intro and closing.....no luck :( Man, I gotta get the dvds.....

Nick K.

07-27-2004, 01:20 PM

Both segments were very funny. Paris Hilton comments were great! Can't wait to see the rest.

Sketch

07-27-2004, 01:44 PM

So if he's Jewish it's okay to make fun of Jewish people but Peter is Catholic... and he poked fun at Catholics as well (not often though). Ah who am I kidding? Oh I've said too much.

AkirQueen

07-27-2004, 01:50 PM

Ahem....

"Now you may think,'Seth, what gives you the right to make jokes about the Hebrews?' Well it may come as a surprise to you, but I'm a Hebrew myself.
Infact, no fewer than none of my ancestors are Jewish."-Seth MacFarlane.

Spongebrain2.0

07-27-2004, 02:02 PM

Seth is not jewish...he's catholic, geez....

AkirQueen

07-27-2004, 02:19 PM

Which was the point I was making by posting that quote..

Sketch

07-27-2004, 02:54 PM

But isn't no fewer than none a double negative?

Spongebrain2.0

07-27-2004, 02:57 PM

You're confusing me:confused:

Artimus Gigan

07-27-2004, 03:01 PM

Fewer than none is a double negative meaning there is less than a zero's chance
in other words you are in the red zone.

i.e. screwed beyond comprehension

So he's just saying that no one in his family is jewish, he's just making the quote to sound like he has jewish ancestry.

It's a joke, a pun, whatever you call it...

Sketch

07-27-2004, 03:25 PM

Gotta love Seth, he loves to confuse the heck out of us.

Discloner

07-27-2004, 04:17 PM

so he said a couple of words, big deal. I bet he din't say those things about fox when fox gave him his daily paycheck.

But...he did. He's currently making new episodes of Family Guy inder Fox's paycheck, and he said 'those things about Fox' last night.

Fox doesn't care, mockary makes the show more funny. Episodes of Family Guy have poked fun at Fox, and the Simpsons do in on a near daily basis.

Artimus Gigan

07-27-2004, 04:47 PM

ASF better have this up for the DL.

... and yes, I've had a Seth avatar for a week now... and nobody noticed.Dude I had Robin as an avatar for atleast 6 months and only recently changed it back

a measily week is nothing

did anyone show signs of shock?
Did anyone PM me with a petition when I changed it from robin to somthing else?
Did I get bombs in my mail box?

aside from the third the other two were an astounding no, people don't care about someone's avatar here, that's why they are 75X75.

Don't be a glory hound or you'll end up in the dog house...or somthing...

Nick K.

07-27-2004, 05:38 PM

Gotta love Seth, he loves to confuse the heck out of us.

It seems you all are confusing yourselves. What does it matter if he's Jewish or Catholic? It's a cartoon.

G1Ravage

07-27-2004, 05:55 PM

So...can this be downloaded yet?

Youko Recca

07-27-2004, 06:02 PM

Telling Kunx you don't care is becoming unfresh.

TylerL

07-27-2004, 06:18 PM

Yes.
This is comedy gold.
http://asfdotcom.net

Master Moron

07-27-2004, 06:27 PM

so that's FG creator? i bet all AS freaks were bowing down to the tv when they saw him.

Actually, I was surprised at how clean cut he was. For some reason I have this impression of all animators and directors as fat, unshaven, and long haired.

Fewer than none is a double negative meaning there is less than a zero's chance
in other words you are in the red zone.

Actually, if you're going to get technical, he said he has "no fewer than none". Fewer than none is a negative number, so to have no fewer than none means equal or greater to zero.

TylerL

07-27-2004, 06:31 PM

Telling Kunx you don't care is becoming unfresh.
I thought it was like Twinkies.

Youko Recca

07-27-2004, 06:35 PM

I thought it was like Twinkies.
You dare to compare!?

TylerL

07-27-2004, 06:43 PM

You dare to compare!?
By shelf-life only.
Twinkies are much more pleasant.

Artimus Gigan

07-27-2004, 06:46 PM

Touch me, I've tasted the elusive Choco-Diles...

They are Chocolate covered Twinkies...

Vyse

07-27-2004, 07:31 PM

This is one of the funniest things I have seen on [as] since the "WE HATE ANIME" card. Insightful, lowbrow, and classy; all at the same time. Can't wait for tonight's. "And I'll see you at temple!";)

Rabi~en~Rose

07-27-2004, 11:03 PM

wow Seth turned out to be a pretty cute guy for someone who had to live in a cage :)

The Gunnshuu

07-27-2004, 11:09 PM

That Steven Hawking comment was so wrong yet so hilarious.

Really, I haven't laughed that hard in a good while.

Youko Recca

07-27-2004, 11:21 PM

Ah dammit. I'm here testing out how Rescue Me is and forget that Seth is bringing people happiness. I'll probally pass out before the second run..........thanks in advance Tyler!

NewLib

07-27-2004, 11:49 PM

Wow, I used the monster joke only a couple of weeks ago. Except mine went more like this.

"What do you get when you mix a man, a piece of tinfoil, a robot, and a head of cabbage. A tinfoil-robot-man who craves human blood and a nice salad. He will probably ravage the countryside, kill the creator's new wife, and the creator will either have to invite him to a nice salad dinner or kill him with his BARE HANDS! BARE HANDS I SAY!"

Sir T. Ghostal

07-27-2004, 11:56 PM

I really hope someone captured this and can put it on a website. Seth is a funny guy.

That Stephen Hawking thing was funny as hell.

TylerL

07-28-2004, 09:59 AM

I really hope someone captured this and can put it on a website.
Me too. (http://asfdotcom.net)

Jaguar

07-28-2004, 11:51 AM

"That sweet old crooner who used to punch his kids in the face for not eating their green beans. But my God, he sang so beautifully...that...it just makes it okay, doesn't it?"

And how, Seth. =)

Samurai Karasu

07-28-2004, 12:06 PM

If I were to make out with Seth it wouldn't be the least bit gay just because he rules that damn much >=D

Spongebrain2.0

07-28-2004, 12:40 PM

I Missed It, Noooooo!!, I Missed Day 2, I Can't Download It And Somebody Please, Please Tell Me Everything That Happened, Waaaaahhhhaahh, Pleeeeaaaasssseee Tellll Meeeee!!!

Sketch

07-28-2004, 01:22 PM

If I were to make out with Seth it wouldn't be the least bit gay just because he rules that damn much >=D
You just keep telling yourself that... :shrug:

Matt Lowe

07-28-2004, 01:25 PM

Sickening thought...Seth McFarlene was far classier than I imagined though.

The Koopinator

07-28-2004, 03:27 PM

Okay, I slept through the 11:00 viewings on accident, managed to catch the 2:00 viewings of both of them with enough awakeness to catch (both) Conans.
the first one was ... amazing. "Who wouldn't want to have sex with a grasshopper!" "You can be a complete ***hole, just stay within the law."
The second one was even better. "Man, this wouldn't be so bad if I didn't have Edit: Lou Gehrig disease." "Bing Crosby, a crooner who punched kids in the face for not eating their green beans. But he sang beautifully, so it's okay."

Friggin' priceless.

The Gunnshuu

07-28-2004, 03:50 PM

It's actually Lou Gehrig's disease.

HomeMoviesFan

07-28-2004, 04:21 PM

Me too. (http://asfdotcom.net)
I have QuickTime 6.5, yet I get picture but no sound...

Nick K.

07-28-2004, 04:41 PM

Steven Hawking.... hahaha... Seth is cool.

TylerL

07-28-2004, 04:50 PM

I have QuickTime 6.5, yet I get picture but no sound...
You've probably improperly installed 6.5 on top of an old QuickTime 5 installation, and you're still launching the QuickTime 5 Player.
http://www.apple.com/quicktime/download/
Try again.
From the ASF FAQ:
"Make sure you've got Quicktime Player 6 installed. If you think you do, then download it again."

Spongebrain2.0

07-28-2004, 05:15 PM

I missed it, tell me what happened!!!:eek:

Samurai Karasu

07-28-2004, 08:40 PM

You just keep telling yourself that... :shrug:
I've tried and it still dosen't help :(

Artimus Gigan

07-28-2004, 08:54 PM

Hey the downloads won't work, says it can't find source file to initialize...

and I just downloaded quicktime 6.5

TylerL

07-28-2004, 09:52 PM

Hey the downloads won't work, says it can't find source file to initialize...
Never heard of that error.
A screenshot would be nice.

Artimus Gigan

07-28-2004, 09:54 PM

NM I figured out if I saved it as a file instead of straight DL'ing it it worked

Jimmy Kustes

07-28-2004, 10:41 PM

Thanks Tyler, I noticed your avatar.

Sketch

07-29-2004, 02:30 AM

Tonight Seth confesses his feelings towards Brittany Spears and gives helpful revenge tips.

He's quite a human being.

Nick K.

07-29-2004, 03:48 AM

My favorite episode was on so it was nice to see Seth also had this on his favorite list. Plus, his commentary was great, once again.

SirLemming

07-29-2004, 11:49 AM

Seth's intro to this episode was slightly less funny than his intro to the other episodes.

SETH MCFARLANE WEEK HAS JUMPED THE SHARK!!!!!

Just kidding.

The Koopinator

07-29-2004, 12:01 PM

Eh, these weren't as funny as the others. I did laugh, though. "Then you can kick his ass and he can't fight back because you've been working with a punching bag for eight weeks."

Aquadementia

07-29-2004, 11:52 PM

Samurai Karasu

07-29-2004, 11:55 PM

OMG I'll miss your forever Seth, your humor will never be forgotten in my heart :(

Rabi~en~Rose

07-29-2004, 11:56 PM

its over already? :eek: why couldn't it have started Sunday? this was a very very really good stunt but it came and went so fast I miss it already :)

ClockStomper

07-30-2004, 12:48 AM

We come from apes.
Everyone at WS just reached for their shot guns

Seth does so many voices, it was kind of weird to hear his normal voice, although he sounded too 'on' for me to belive that's his everyday voice, maybe it's his phone voice.

This week was a good idea, can't wait for MG to have his go.

Now I have to go set my clock back an hour, or ahead an hour, or whatever.It's not his regular voice...he sounds more like a relaxed Brian in real life.

Seth is one handsome dude...and with that deep voice he does, I bet getting laid was REALLY easy for him back in the day.

Artimus Gigan

07-30-2004, 12:53 AM

Seth is one handsome dude...and with that deep voice he does, I bet getting laid was REALLY easy for him back in the day.Oh it still is...infact a few of the forum members demanded emotionless souless man-love from him...

just like what Spike T.V. tries to do...

I hope that this gets put on somekind of DVD though...prehaps American Dad or the new Family Guy when it comes out

Master Moron

07-30-2004, 02:39 AM

Artimus Gigan

07-30-2004, 02:52 AM

So, do I really have to set my clock ahead or was that a joke? I can never keep track of when daylight savings time starts.

By the way, I didn't get the joke on day one about having sex with a grasshopper, can someone explain it?Grasshopper has a little body and long legs, it is also considered a pest...

he was trying to say that's what paris hilton is....

and no you don't have to change your clock

Sketch

07-30-2004, 05:26 AM

Uh... nothing really funny tonight. I was hoping for better Seth.

Monday and Tuesday had the best lines. That's for sure.

Vyse

07-30-2004, 11:18 AM

So, we either came from apes or were created by Dick Wolf. Thanks, Seth! I didn't know that there were people who think we're in one big, fat "Law & Order" episode.;) Why can't this been started on a Sunday is a mystery indeed.

LightShadow1890

07-30-2004, 04:35 PM

Hahahaha!

Seth week was pretty cool. You know, I didn't know people could be this classy, classy enough for people to see him smoking his pipe for 30 seconds before CM break. It was like he was fantasizing...or this other thing I'm thinking off...

Wait, does he do the dog's voice?

I thought he'd look a little....roughier....and not that classy...

If I were to make out with Seth it wouldn't be the least bit gay just because he rules that damn much >=D
I'll try and beat you to it. Oh...wait...I can't! :sad: WAAH!

I was joking, joking!!! I got my eyes on someone else.

Turns out man can be still good, even if they lived out of cages. :anime: