What is your favorite Dr. Weird Opening

[g_UnIt_GaNsTa]

For me it's a three way tie.


1.

The Doctor is standing at a drum. Suddenly Steve's head busts through his chest ala Alien. Dr. Weird then shouts "Wait for the drum roll!" and Steve goes "Sorry."


2.

*A Demonic Purple hand picks up the castle, a devil laugh is heard. Steve and Dr. Weird run away across a bridge while Dr. Weird Screams "Run Fat boy, Run!"


3.

Steve reads a paper and asks the doctor if he's sure about it, then the doctor goes "Steve-I wrote it, so it must be right!" Steve then smacks the doctor's head off with a baseball bat and then reads the paper.
"And wait for further instructions from talking hole in neck"
He looks at Dr. Weird's body, then goes "Screw that" and walks away.





What is/are your favorite opening(s)?

[Evil & Lovin It]

My favorite is probably the hand.

Run Fatboy,
Run!

[RedTail]

1. Phone Spiders
2. Rabbot
3. "Fill me with bbq sauce because i'm a stupid dumbass!"

Honorable Mention - Rodney the Human Porkchop

[the Amanda]

"Gentlemen, behold... more corn!"

"I'm not doing that again!"
"It will be different this time!"
"Okay, if you say so..." *corn pins Steve to the wall*
"It's not different at all, is it, Steve?!"

Phone spiders get an honorable mention. "I guess we're NOT interested!"

[Behonkiss]

1. "Wait for the drumroll!"
2. "Gentlemen....turn it ONNNN!!!!..........Turn it off! Turn it off! Turn it off! Turn it-"*SPLAT*
3. "I have lost weight!"

[The Koopinator]

*Scene closes in to lab*. Bullsh*t!

Where's my hairarium!
Your what?
My hair helmet!!
Isn't it there... on your head?
Oh. Bullsh*t!!

*Janitor picks something up*
Put it down!! *Shoots tacos froms mouth* *guy explodes*

Y-You, You call THIS a vacation?!
No. I call it, Taco Island!!

[Happy]

1.Chainsaw weight loss
2.Phone spiders
3. Organ thief

[TnAdct1]

What, no mention of the one where Dr. Weird cuts off Space Ghost's head, and then puts it on his heading, stating "There can be only one"?

[Jed_Alchemist]

1. "We have become ONE!!"
2. "All sugars removed...MANUALLY!"
3. Dr weird has taught has ass to eat his own hand "It hungers for more!" while steve orders a hoagie
4.
"Gentlemen, behold! I have genetically spliced the double helix of a fried pork chop with that of my roommate Randall!"
"Whoa."
"Hell yes, whoa! Now come here Randall, and pay your half of the utilities!!"

[Beefy]

1) Phone spiders

2) Snake in Dr. Weird's helmet:
"Carefully ... agitate the hell out of this snake!"
"Oh hell no!"

3) "Are you ready to rock?"
"Uh, I'm ready to rock."
"Then I'm going to blow your hair to the back of this auditorium!"

[Sir T. Ghostal]

1. Dr. Weird sends phone spiders to kill telemarketers.
2. Dr. Weird puts on Space Ghost's mask, while Space Ghost lies decapitated on the floor.

[The Drizzle]

2. Dr. Weird puts on Space Ghost's mask, while Space Ghost lies decapitated on the floor.
That would be my favorite.

[Beat]

1.) Phone Spiders.

2.) Corn Part II.

3.) Genetlemen, turn it on!

[the Amanda]

I forgot about "There can only be ONE" and "My ass has finally eaten my hand, and now it hungers for more!"


Also,
"Gentlemen, behold! I have made love to this machine, and now I ask myself why."
"Well, some people might think that's cool. Is it for science, or --"
"It was FREE!" *egg appears* "My metal boy!"

Also,
"Where is my hairarium?"
"Uh... on your head."
"Oh. .... bullsh*t !"

[Bubblegum Girl]

My favorites are:

Taco Island!
Phone Spiders
Corn!
More Corn!
Fill My Head With BBQ Sauce!
Chainsaw Weight Loss

[Yash]

"Who could impenetrate my impenetrable fortress!?"

[The Dork Knight]

The first "Corn" opening.

- The Dork Knight

[Frank Castle]

Dr. Weird: "Bullsh*t" :D

[phantomshado]

Gentlemen, cut my head off with such velocity that my blood will rocket through my neck and propel my lifeless body all the way to phoenix.

wow. Uhh, whats in Phoenix?

Why its your momma, steve. GET THE AXE!!!!

[TWinPA]

1. "There is a chance this might work!"

2. "Why don't you just call me Steve? I mean, I'm the only one here, right?"

[Mr. Pedro]

#3. "Gentlemen, behold! I have genetically spliced the double helix of a fried pork chop with that of my roommate Randall!"
"Whoa."
"Hell yes, whoa! Now come here Randall, and pay your half of the utilities!!"
#2. Gentlemen, cut my head off with such velocity that my blood will rocket through my neck and propel my lifeless body all the way to phoenix.

wow. Uhh, whats in Phoenix?

Why its your momma, steve. GET THE AXE!!!!

#1. Where is my hairarium?"
"Uh... on your head."
"Oh. .... bullsh*t !"

[shogunthethird]

the phone spiders....I want a set of those

[ClockStomper]

There can be only one!!!!!!!!!!!

[DaphHime]

1. Chainsaw weightloss.
2. "Am I not invisable!?"
3. "Behold! My beauitful feeance!"
4. "Turn it up! Ah! Turn it off! Turn it off!" *Splat*
5. More corn!

[wrenchien]

always good for the laugh is the 'this will work' two-parter where wierd fills himself up with bbq.. then steve mocks him in the next one.

[DSRGirl]

always good for the laugh is the 'this will work' two-parter where wierd fills himself up with bbq.. then steve mocks him in the next one.
Not really a two parter, but they are connection. The first one was from "The Broodwich" episode 2310. The Steve mocking him was from "Revenge Of The Trees." episode 2314. There have been other connecting openings as well. The obvious Rabbit Hole seen throughout the first half of the season ("Rabbot", Episode 2001, "Escape From Leprahconious", Episode 2101, and "Bus Of The Undead", episode 2102), corn and more corn ("Circus" Episode 2205 and "Love Mummy" Episode 2207), Dr. Weird saying ******** ("The Meat Zone" Episode 2311, and "Spirit Journey Formation Anniversay", Episode 2316). One of my personal fav connections is when Dr. Weird has his brain shoot lasers at Steve for not getting him anything to eat ("Frat Aliens" Episode 2315) and then when Steve does order more food and asks what Dr. Weird wants, but Dr Weird's ass eats his body ("The Clowning", Episode 2320).

[Cere]

Dr. W: Gentlemen, beho-
Steve: Uh, you can just call me Steve.
Dr. W: What?
Steve: Yeah, I mean, there's no one else here.
Dr. W: *shocked expression*
Steve (with lake/swamp monster behind him): ...right?
Dr. W: *zoom in on shocked expression* ...MY MIND!

That is my favorite Dr. Weird quote of all time. It's so random, and yet it almost makes sense, too.