Testing, Testing, 1, 2, 3...

[Brian Cruz]

This is a test of the Termite Terrace Trading Post. If you are reading this, you really should get out more. :D

[Brian Cruz]

Originally posted by Brian Cruz
This is a test of the Termite Terrace Trading Post. If you are reading this, you really should get out more. :D


Just replying to myself. Move along, nothing to see here.

[Romanesque]

Just replying to yourself... And how!

Romey
--Ejoying being a pest while no one's around to annoy.

[Matthew Hunter]

:D This is fun Rocky! Just like in the amusement park!I can even change colors to highlight the posts! And the fonts can be changed too!Oh, Brian, I see no option, but can I somehow change the color of thw window background? I kind of like to read my black text on a white background.
-Matthewhttp://www.toonzone.net/looney/picts/002.jpg Everyone likes Tabasco sauce...

[Jon Cooke]

Hey, Matthew,

I was just about to e-mail you about trying out the new forum! I guess Brian beat me to it!!! Brian gets to have all the fun.

Also, I had to edit your message to fix the image, you put in one too many "http://" before the image location. ;)

Cool board, ain't it??

-Jon

[Thad Komorowski]

Cool, man, cool! I'm just posting an image to see if it woiks. http://www.geocities.com/looneytunes_merriemelodies/picts/hareribbin/hr2.jpg

-Thad

One word can describe this new board:

COOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

And remember, all Looney Tunes AREN'T rated G (by looking at the picture)!

[Jack]

I like it too It will take a while to learn all the new features, though.

Woo Hoo!

Jack :D

[PlopKat]

What a board!

I like the preview feature and the spell check should come in handy.

I need to come back in the morning when I'm more awake to take advantage of all these new things!

-PlopKat

[J Lee]

Oodles more bells and whistles on this board than on the old one. The only down side I see so far is there's no "quick view" of the subject replies when the board pops up, but I've seen that on a number of other boards that have been up for the past year or so, so I can get used to it.

[BobChief]

Well, as usual, it looks different in different browsers...
guess I'll have to remember to mark it [IE].

Brian, I've let you know privately about the gory
details...
:(

[YPSmitGimmick]

Test test Test (http://www.duckfilm.de)

http://www.duck-film.de/pd/redrawn/fish10.jpg

[PorkyandDaffy]

Test.

How do you get that picture under your username, like others here have?

[The Dork Knight]

http://www.geocities.com/gotlucky64/gameboyadvance_big.jpg


TESTING 1,2,3
TESTING !,@,#

[Martianinvader]

There once was a clean-shaven and hygenic man from West Virginia named Hubert.

One day, Hubert strutted into his local 7-11 and found a stand-up advertisement promoting a Pepsi contest whereby the winning cans could get you a car, a boat, or $10,000 cash. Hubert could never resist a contest, no matter how slim the chances, so he bought 100 cans of Pepsi, then went outside and started pouring them into the drainage ditch.

After each one was empty, he peered into the bottom of the can with one eye closed to see the printed message. "SORRY TRY AGAIN" was his unfortunate answer, again and again. By can #79, it looked like none of the prizes would be his that day.

But when he popped open can #80, a magical elf flew out! "Ahh, thank goodness! I've been trapped in there for weeks! Are you the clean-shaven man who rescued me? As thanks, I will let you have anything you wish for!"

Hubert was naturally disappointed. If it had been a rat inside the can, he could have sued and become rich. But elves aren't disease-carrying creatures, and the Pepsi was likely still safe to drink. Darn.

Suddenly, a giant hamburger appeared over the horizon!
"OH NO," gasped the elf, "IT'S THE HAMBURGER!!! RUUUUUUNNNN!!!"

To be continued by the next post....

[Martianinvader]

There once was a clean-shaven and hygenic man from West Virginia named Hubert.

One day, Hubert strutted into his local 7-11 and found a stand-up advertisement promoting a Pepsi contest whereby the winning cans could get you a car, a boat, or $10,000 cash. Hubert could never resist a contest, no matter how slim the chances, so he bought 100 cans of Pepsi, then went outside and started pouring them into the drainage ditch.

After each one was empty, he peered into the bottom of the can with one eye closed to see the printed message. "SORRY TRY AGAIN" was his unfortunate answer, again and again. By can #79, it looked like none of the prizes would be his that day.

But when he popped open can #80, a magical elf flew out! "Ahh, thank goodness! I've been trapped in there for weeks! Are you the clean-shaven man who rescued me? As thanks, I will let you have anything you wish for!"

Hubert was naturally disappointed. If it had been a rat inside the can, he could have sued and become rich. But elves aren't disease-carrying creatures, and the Pepsi was likely still safe to drink. Darn.

Suddenly, a giant hamburger appeared over the horizon!
"OH NO," gasped the elf, "IT'S THE HAMBURGER!!! RUUUUUUNNNN!!!"

To be continued by the next post....

[Martianinvader]

There once was a clean-shaven and hygenic man from West Virginia named Hubert.

One day, Hubert strutted into his local 7-11 and found a stand-up advertisement promoting a Pepsi contest whereby the winning cans could get you a car, a boat, or $10,000 cash. Hubert could never resist a contest, no matter how slim the chances, so he bought 100 cans of Pepsi, then went outside and started pouring them into the drainage ditch.

After each one was empty, he peered into the bottom of the can with one eye closed to see the printed message. "SORRY TRY AGAIN" was his unfortunate answer, again and again. By can #79, it looked like none of the prizes would be his that day.

But when he popped open can #80, a magical elf flew out! "Ahh, thank goodness! I've been trapped in there for weeks! Are you the clean-shaven man who rescued me? As thanks, I will let you have anything you wish for!"

Hubert was naturally disappointed. If it had been a rat inside the can, he could have sued and become rich. But elves aren't disease-carrying creatures, and the Pepsi was likely still safe to drink. Darn.

Suddenly, a giant hamburger appeared over the horizon!
"OH NO," gasped the elf, "IT'S THE HAMBURGER!!! RUUUUUUNNNN!!!"

To be continued by the next post....

[Martianinvader]

There once was a clean-shaven and hygenic man from West Virginia named Hubert.

One day, Hubert strutted into his local 7-11 and found a stand-up advertisement promoting a Pepsi contest whereby the winning cans could get you a car, a boat, or $10,000 cash. Hubert could never resist a contest, no matter how slim the chances, so he bought 100 cans of Pepsi, then went outside and started pouring them into the drainage ditch.

After each one was empty, he peered into the bottom of the can with one eye closed to see the printed message. "SORRY TRY AGAIN" was his unfortunate answer, again and again. By can #79, it looked like none of the prizes would be his that day.

But when he popped open can #80, a magical elf flew out! "Ahh, thank goodness! I've been trapped in there for weeks! Are you the clean-shaven man who rescued me? As thanks, I will let you have anything you wish for!"

Hubert was naturally disappointed. If it had been a rat inside the can, he could have sued and become rich. But elves aren't disease-carrying creatures, and the Pepsi was likely still safe to drink. Darn.

Suddenly, a giant hamburger appeared over the horizon!
"OH NO," gasped the elf, "IT'S THE HAMBURGER!!! RUUUUUUNNNN!!!"

To be continued by the next post....

[Martianinvader]

There once was a clean-shaven and hygenic man from West Virginia named Hubert.

One day, Hubert strutted into his local 7-11 and found a stand-up advertisement promoting a Pepsi contest whereby the winning cans could get you a car, a boat, or $10,000 cash. Hubert could never resist a contest, no matter how slim the chances, so he bought 100 cans of Pepsi, then went outside and started pouring them into the drainage ditch.

After each one was empty, he peered into the bottom of the can with one eye closed to see the printed message. "SORRY TRY AGAIN" was his unfortunate answer, again and again. By can #79, it looked like none of the prizes would be his that day.

But when he popped open can #80, a magical elf flew out! "Ahh, thank goodness! I've been trapped in there for weeks! Are you the clean-shaven man who rescued me? As thanks, I will let you have anything you wish for!"

Hubert was naturally disappointed. If it had been a rat inside the can, he could have sued and become rich. But elves aren't disease-carrying creatures, and the Pepsi was likely still safe to drink. Darn.

Suddenly, a giant hamburger appeared over the horizon!
"OH NO," gasped the elf, "IT'S THE HAMBURGER!!! RUUUUUUNNNN!!!"

To be continued by the next post....

[Martianinvader]

There once was a clean-shaven and hygenic man from West Virginia named Hubert.

One day, Hubert strutted into his local 7-11 and found a stand-up advertisement promoting a Pepsi contest whereby the winning cans could get you a car, a boat, or $10,000 cash. Hubert could never resist a contest, no matter how slim the chances, so he bought 100 cans of Pepsi, then went outside and started pouring them into the drainage ditch.

After each one was empty, he peered into the bottom of the can with one eye closed to see the printed message. "SORRY TRY AGAIN" was his unfortunate answer, again and again. By can #79, it looked like none of the prizes would be his that day.

But when he popped open can #80, a magical elf flew out! "Ahh, thank goodness! I've been trapped in there for weeks! Are you the clean-shaven man who rescued me? As thanks, I will let you have anything you wish for!"

Hubert was naturally disappointed. If it had been a rat inside the can, he could have sued and become rich. But elves aren't disease-carrying creatures, and the Pepsi was likely still safe to drink. Darn.

Suddenly, a giant hamburger appeared over the horizon!
"OH NO," gasped the elf, "IT'S THE HAMBURGER!!! RUUUUUUNNNN!!!"

To be continued by the next post....

[Martianinvader]

There once was a clean-shaven and hygenic man from West Virginia named Hubert.

One day, Hubert strutted into his local 7-11 and found a stand-up advertisement promoting a Pepsi contest whereby the winning cans could get you a car, a boat, or $10,000 cash. Hubert could never resist a contest, no matter how slim the chances, so he bought 100 cans of Pepsi, then went outside and started pouring them into the drainage ditch.

After each one was empty, he peered into the bottom of the can with one eye closed to see the printed message. "SORRY TRY AGAIN" was his unfortunate answer, again and again. By can #79, it looked like none of the prizes would be his that day.

But when he popped open can #80, a magical elf flew out! "Ahh, thank goodness! I've been trapped in there for weeks! Are you the clean-shaven man who rescued me? As thanks, I will let you have anything you wish for!"

Hubert was naturally disappointed. If it had been a rat inside the can, he could have sued and become rich. But elves aren't disease-carrying creatures, and the Pepsi was likely still safe to drink. Darn.

Suddenly, a giant hamburger appeared over the horizon!
"OH NO," gasped the elf, "IT'S THE HAMBURGER!!! RUUUUUUNNNN!!!"

To be continued by the next post....

[Martianinvader]

There once was a clean-shaven and hygenic man from West Virginia named Hubert.

One day, Hubert strutted into his local 7-11 and found a stand-up advertisement promoting a Pepsi contest whereby the winning cans could get you a car, a boat, or $10,000 cash. Hubert could never resist a contest, no matter how slim the chances, so he bought 100 cans of Pepsi, then went outside and started pouring them into the drainage ditch.

After each one was empty, he peered into the bottom of the can with one eye closed to see the printed message. "SORRY TRY AGAIN" was his unfortunate answer, again and again. By can #79, it looked like none of the prizes would be his that day.

But when he popped open can #80, a magical elf flew out! "Ahh, thank goodness! I've been trapped in there for weeks! Are you the clean-shaven man who rescued me? As thanks, I will let you have anything you wish for!"

Hubert was naturally disappointed. If it had been a rat inside the can, he could have sued and become rich. But elves aren't disease-carrying creatures, and the Pepsi was likely still safe to drink. Darn.

Suddenly, a giant hamburger appeared over the horizon!
"OH NO," gasped the elf, "IT'S THE HAMBURGER!!! RUUUUUUNNNN!!!"

To be continued by the next post....

[Martianinvader]

There once was a clean-shaven and hygenic man from West Virginia named Hubert.

One day, Hubert strutted into his local 7-11 and found a stand-up advertisement promoting a Pepsi contest whereby the winning cans could get you a car, a boat, or $10,000 cash. Hubert could never resist a contest, no matter how slim the chances, so he bought 100 cans of Pepsi, then went outside and started pouring them into the drainage ditch.

After each one was empty, he peered into the bottom of the can with one eye closed to see the printed message. "SORRY TRY AGAIN" was his unfortunate answer, again and again. By can #79, it looked like none of the prizes would be his that day.

But when he popped open can #80, a magical elf flew out! "Ahh, thank goodness! I've been trapped in there for weeks! Are you the clean-shaven man who rescued me? As thanks, I will let you have anything you wish for!"

Hubert was naturally disappointed. If it had been a rat inside the can, he could have sued and become rich. But elves aren't disease-carrying creatures, and the Pepsi was likely still safe to drink. Darn.

Suddenly, a giant hamburger appeared over the horizon!
"OH NO," gasped the elf, "IT'S THE HAMBURGER!!! RUUUUUUNNNN!!!"

To be continued by the next post....

[Dynamite XI]

It was a special hamburger.

Not really what you'd call "Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun," or even "dead cow between bread", but the hamburger was a special one regardless.

Yeah, sure. It was ridiculously gigantic. But it was also savvy.

For millenia, it had roamed the Earth with one thing on its mind: marketing.

You see, the burger had the unfortunate distinction of having the brain of a top marketing executive. Apparently the Great Burger-Flipper in the Sky threw together some leftover stuff on, like, the tenth or eleventh day of Creation.

So, on the day when it loomed on the horizon, with the elf and the hypochondriac gasping with horrorific awe, the burger couldn't wait to impress the suckers (er, the general populace) with its public relations skill.

"EXCUSE ME," boomed the burger. "BUT DID YOU JUST WIN SOMETHING????"

Hubert shook his head Yes. The elf looked at the ground and cursed.

"OFFICIAL RULES DICTATE THAT YOU MUST SIGN A WAIVER AND TURN YOUR SOUL OVER TO BURGERCO, INC. BEFORE YOU GET ANY WISHES."

Mad cow? wondered Hubert.

The elf looked up at Hubert. "He's a bluffing burger. There's a way out, and I'll tell you why..."

To be continued....?

[Dynamite XI]

It was a special hamburger.

Not really what you'd call "Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun," or even "dead cow between bread", but the hamburger was a special one regardless.

Yeah, sure. It was ridiculously gigantic. But it was also savvy.

For millenia, it had roamed the Earth with one thing on its mind: marketing.

You see, the burger had the unfortunate distinction of having the brain of a top marketing executive. Apparently the Great Burger-Flipper in the Sky threw together some leftover stuff on, like, the tenth or eleventh day of Creation.

So, on the day when it loomed on the horizon, with the elf and the hypochondriac gasping with horrorific awe, the burger couldn't wait to impress the suckers (er, the general populace) with its public relations skill.

"EXCUSE ME," boomed the burger. "BUT DID YOU JUST WIN SOMETHING????"

Hubert shook his head Yes. The elf looked at the ground and cursed.

"OFFICIAL RULES DICTATE THAT YOU MUST SIGN A WAIVER AND TURN YOUR SOUL OVER TO BURGERCO, INC. BEFORE YOU GET ANY WISHES."

Mad cow? wondered Hubert.

The elf looked up at Hubert. "He's a bluffing burger. There's a way out, and I'll tell you why..."

To be continued....?

[Dynamite XI]

It was a special hamburger.

Not really what you'd call "Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun," or even "dead cow between bread", but the hamburger was a special one regardless.

Yeah, sure. It was ridiculously gigantic. But it was also savvy.

For millenia, it had roamed the Earth with one thing on its mind: marketing.

You see, the burger had the unfortunate distinction of having the brain of a top marketing executive. Apparently the Great Burger-Flipper in the Sky threw together some leftover stuff on, like, the tenth or eleventh day of Creation.

So, on the day when it loomed on the horizon, with the elf and the hypochondriac gasping with horrorific awe, the burger couldn't wait to impress the suckers (er, the general populace) with its public relations skill.

"EXCUSE ME," boomed the burger. "BUT DID YOU JUST WIN SOMETHING????"

Hubert shook his head Yes. The elf looked at the ground and cursed.

"OFFICIAL RULES DICTATE THAT YOU MUST SIGN A WAIVER AND TURN YOUR SOUL OVER TO BURGERCO, INC. BEFORE YOU GET ANY WISHES."

Mad cow? wondered Hubert.

The elf looked up at Hubert. "He's a bluffing burger. There's a way out, and I'll tell you why..."

To be continued....?

[Dynamite XI]

It was a special hamburger.

Not really what you'd call "Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun," or even "dead cow between bread", but the hamburger was a special one regardless.

Yeah, sure. It was ridiculously gigantic. But it was also savvy.

For millenia, it had roamed the Earth with one thing on its mind: marketing.

You see, the burger had the unfortunate distinction of having the brain of a top marketing executive. Apparently the Great Burger-Flipper in the Sky threw together some leftover stuff on, like, the tenth or eleventh day of Creation.

So, on the day when it loomed on the horizon, with the elf and the hypochondriac gasping with horrorific awe, the burger couldn't wait to impress the suckers (er, the general populace) with its public relations skill.

"EXCUSE ME," boomed the burger. "BUT DID YOU JUST WIN SOMETHING????"

Hubert shook his head Yes. The elf looked at the ground and cursed.

"OFFICIAL RULES DICTATE THAT YOU MUST SIGN A WAIVER AND TURN YOUR SOUL OVER TO BURGERCO, INC. BEFORE YOU GET ANY WISHES."

Mad cow? wondered Hubert.

The elf looked up at Hubert. "He's a bluffing burger. There's a way out, and I'll tell you why..."

To be continued....?

[Dynamite XI]

It was a special hamburger.

Not really what you'd call "Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun," or even "dead cow between bread", but the hamburger was a special one regardless.

Yeah, sure. It was ridiculously gigantic. But it was also savvy.

For millenia, it had roamed the Earth with one thing on its mind: marketing.

You see, the burger had the unfortunate distinction of having the brain of a top marketing executive. Apparently the Great Burger-Flipper in the Sky threw together some leftover stuff on, like, the tenth or eleventh day of Creation.

So, on the day when it loomed on the horizon, with the elf and the hypochondriac gasping with horrorific awe, the burger couldn't wait to impress the suckers (er, the general populace) with its public relations skill.

"EXCUSE ME," boomed the burger. "BUT DID YOU JUST WIN SOMETHING????"

Hubert shook his head Yes. The elf looked at the ground and cursed.

"OFFICIAL RULES DICTATE THAT YOU MUST SIGN A WAIVER AND TURN YOUR SOUL OVER TO BURGERCO, INC. BEFORE YOU GET ANY WISHES."

Mad cow? wondered Hubert.

The elf looked up at Hubert. "He's a bluffing burger. There's a way out, and I'll tell you why..."

To be continued....?

[Dynamite XI]

It was a special hamburger.

Not really what you'd call "Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun," or even "dead cow between bread", but the hamburger was a special one regardless.

Yeah, sure. It was ridiculously gigantic. But it was also savvy.

For millenia, it had roamed the Earth with one thing on its mind: marketing.

You see, the burger had the unfortunate distinction of having the brain of a top marketing executive. Apparently the Great Burger-Flipper in the Sky threw together some leftover stuff on, like, the tenth or eleventh day of Creation.

So, on the day when it loomed on the horizon, with the elf and the hypochondriac gasping with horrorific awe, the burger couldn't wait to impress the suckers (er, the general populace) with its public relations skill.

"EXCUSE ME," boomed the burger. "BUT DID YOU JUST WIN SOMETHING????"

Hubert shook his head Yes. The elf looked at the ground and cursed.

"OFFICIAL RULES DICTATE THAT YOU MUST SIGN A WAIVER AND TURN YOUR SOUL OVER TO BURGERCO, INC. BEFORE YOU GET ANY WISHES."

Mad cow? wondered Hubert.

The elf looked up at Hubert. "He's a bluffing burger. There's a way out, and I'll tell you why..."

To be continued....?

[Dynamite XI]

It was a special hamburger.

Not really what you'd call "Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun," or even "dead cow between bread", but the hamburger was a special one regardless.

Yeah, sure. It was ridiculously gigantic. But it was also savvy.

For millenia, it had roamed the Earth with one thing on its mind: marketing.

You see, the burger had the unfortunate distinction of having the brain of a top marketing executive. Apparently the Great Burger-Flipper in the Sky threw together some leftover stuff on, like, the tenth or eleventh day of Creation.

So, on the day when it loomed on the horizon, with the elf and the hypochondriac gasping with horrorific awe, the burger couldn't wait to impress the suckers (er, the general populace) with its public relations skill.

"EXCUSE ME," boomed the burger. "BUT DID YOU JUST WIN SOMETHING????"

Hubert shook his head Yes. The elf looked at the ground and cursed.

"OFFICIAL RULES DICTATE THAT YOU MUST SIGN A WAIVER AND TURN YOUR SOUL OVER TO BURGERCO, INC. BEFORE YOU GET ANY WISHES."

Mad cow? wondered Hubert.

The elf looked up at Hubert. "He's a bluffing burger. There's a way out, and I'll tell you why..."

To be continued....?

[Dynamite XI]

It was a special hamburger.

Not really what you'd call "Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun," or even "dead cow between bread", but the hamburger was a special one regardless.

Yeah, sure. It was ridiculously gigantic. But it was also savvy.

For millenia, it had roamed the Earth with one thing on its mind: marketing.

You see, the burger had the unfortunate distinction of having the brain of a top marketing executive. Apparently the Great Burger-Flipper in the Sky threw together some leftover stuff on, like, the tenth or eleventh day of Creation.

So, on the day when it loomed on the horizon, with the elf and the hypochondriac gasping with horrorific awe, the burger couldn't wait to impress the suckers (er, the general populace) with its public relations skill.

"EXCUSE ME," boomed the burger. "BUT DID YOU JUST WIN SOMETHING????"

Hubert shook his head Yes. The elf looked at the ground and cursed.

"OFFICIAL RULES DICTATE THAT YOU MUST SIGN A WAIVER AND TURN YOUR SOUL OVER TO BURGERCO, INC. BEFORE YOU GET ANY WISHES."

Mad cow? wondered Hubert.

The elf looked up at Hubert. "He's a bluffing burger. There's a way out, and I'll tell you why..."

To be continued....?

[Dynamite XI]

It was a special hamburger.

Not really what you'd call "Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun," or even "dead cow between bread", but the hamburger was a special one regardless.

Yeah, sure. It was ridiculously gigantic. But it was also savvy.

For millenia, it had roamed the Earth with one thing on its mind: marketing.

You see, the burger had the unfortunate distinction of having the brain of a top marketing executive. Apparently the Great Burger-Flipper in the Sky threw together some leftover stuff on, like, the tenth or eleventh day of Creation.

So, on the day when it loomed on the horizon, with the elf and the hypochondriac gasping with horrorific awe, the burger couldn't wait to impress the suckers (er, the general populace) with its public relations skill.

"EXCUSE ME," boomed the burger. "BUT DID YOU JUST WIN SOMETHING????"

Hubert shook his head Yes. The elf looked at the ground and cursed.

"OFFICIAL RULES DICTATE THAT YOU MUST SIGN A WAIVER AND TURN YOUR SOUL OVER TO BURGERCO, INC. BEFORE YOU GET ANY WISHES."

Mad cow? wondered Hubert.

The elf looked up at Hubert. "He's a bluffing burger. There's a way out, and I'll tell you why..."

To be continued....?

[Agent S7]

Unfortunately, right as the elf said that, he exploded. It wasn't a tiny explosion, or a big explosion, but a rather medium-sized explosion.

"Hey!" Hubert exclaimed. "That elf guy just...exploded! What's up with that, man?"

The Hamburger shrugged his large meat patty in an attempt to say "I dunno."

There was a long, stony silence.

"Somebody caused that guy to explode!"

There was a long, stony silence.

"Nuh-uh!" The hamburger said.

There was a long, stony silence. Neither of the two noticed the large, monstrous killer creature sitting on the Horizon. The mysterious creature's name was Phillip...

~s7

[Agent S7]

Unfortunately, right as the elf said that, he exploded. It wasn't a tiny explosion, or a big explosion, but a rather medium-sized explosion.

"Hey!" Hubert exclaimed. "That elf guy just...exploded! What's up with that, man?"

The Hamburger shrugged his large meat patty in an attempt to say "I dunno."

There was a long, stony silence.

"Somebody caused that guy to explode!"

There was a long, stony silence.

"Nuh-uh!" The hamburger said.

There was a long, stony silence. Neither of the two noticed the large, monstrous killer creature sitting on the Horizon. The mysterious creature's name was Phillip...

~s7

[Agent S7]

Unfortunately, right as the elf said that, he exploded. It wasn't a tiny explosion, or a big explosion, but a rather medium-sized explosion.

"Hey!" Hubert exclaimed. "That elf guy just...exploded! What's up with that, man?"

The Hamburger shrugged his large meat patty in an attempt to say "I dunno."

There was a long, stony silence.

"Somebody caused that guy to explode!"

There was a long, stony silence.

"Nuh-uh!" The hamburger said.

There was a long, stony silence. Neither of the two noticed the large, monstrous killer creature sitting on the Horizon. The mysterious creature's name was Phillip...

~s7

[Agent S7]

Unfortunately, right as the elf said that, he exploded. It wasn't a tiny explosion, or a big explosion, but a rather medium-sized explosion.

"Hey!" Hubert exclaimed. "That elf guy just...exploded! What's up with that, man?"

The Hamburger shrugged his large meat patty in an attempt to say "I dunno."

There was a long, stony silence.

"Somebody caused that guy to explode!"

There was a long, stony silence.

"Nuh-uh!" The hamburger said.

There was a long, stony silence. Neither of the two noticed the large, monstrous killer creature sitting on the Horizon. The mysterious creature's name was Phillip...

~s7

[Agent S7]

Unfortunately, right as the elf said that, he exploded. It wasn't a tiny explosion, or a big explosion, but a rather medium-sized explosion.

"Hey!" Hubert exclaimed. "That elf guy just...exploded! What's up with that, man?"

The Hamburger shrugged his large meat patty in an attempt to say "I dunno."

There was a long, stony silence.

"Somebody caused that guy to explode!"

There was a long, stony silence.

"Nuh-uh!" The hamburger said.

There was a long, stony silence. Neither of the two noticed the large, monstrous killer creature sitting on the Horizon. The mysterious creature's name was Phillip...

~s7

[Agent S7]

Unfortunately, right as the elf said that, he exploded. It wasn't a tiny explosion, or a big explosion, but a rather medium-sized explosion.

"Hey!" Hubert exclaimed. "That elf guy just...exploded! What's up with that, man?"

The Hamburger shrugged his large meat patty in an attempt to say "I dunno."

There was a long, stony silence.

"Somebody caused that guy to explode!"

There was a long, stony silence.

"Nuh-uh!" The hamburger said.

There was a long, stony silence. Neither of the two noticed the large, monstrous killer creature sitting on the Horizon. The mysterious creature's name was Phillip...

~s7

[Agent S7]

Unfortunately, right as the elf said that, he exploded. It wasn't a tiny explosion, or a big explosion, but a rather medium-sized explosion.

"Hey!" Hubert exclaimed. "That elf guy just...exploded! What's up with that, man?"

The Hamburger shrugged his large meat patty in an attempt to say "I dunno."

There was a long, stony silence.

"Somebody caused that guy to explode!"

There was a long, stony silence.

"Nuh-uh!" The hamburger said.

There was a long, stony silence. Neither of the two noticed the large, monstrous killer creature sitting on the Horizon. The mysterious creature's name was Phillip...

~s7

[Agent S7]

Unfortunately, right as the elf said that, he exploded. It wasn't a tiny explosion, or a big explosion, but a rather medium-sized explosion.

"Hey!" Hubert exclaimed. "That elf guy just...exploded! What's up with that, man?"

The Hamburger shrugged his large meat patty in an attempt to say "I dunno."

There was a long, stony silence.

"Somebody caused that guy to explode!"

There was a long, stony silence.

"Nuh-uh!" The hamburger said.

There was a long, stony silence. Neither of the two noticed the large, monstrous killer creature sitting on the Horizon. The mysterious creature's name was Phillip...

~s7

[Agent S7]

Unfortunately, right as the elf said that, he exploded. It wasn't a tiny explosion, or a big explosion, but a rather medium-sized explosion.

"Hey!" Hubert exclaimed. "That elf guy just...exploded! What's up with that, man?"

The Hamburger shrugged his large meat patty in an attempt to say "I dunno."

There was a long, stony silence.

"Somebody caused that guy to explode!"

There was a long, stony silence.

"Nuh-uh!" The hamburger said.

There was a long, stony silence. Neither of the two noticed the large, monstrous killer creature sitting on the Horizon. The mysterious creature's name was Phillip...

~s7

[An Eskimo]

No, wait, nevermind. The creature's name was Bob. Bob Saget.
And he made strange and stupid animal noises with a laughtrack playing after each of these noises happened. Then he ate the entire hamburger and burped. This burp knocked everybody back.

[An Eskimo]

No, wait, nevermind. The creature's name was Bob. Bob Saget.
And he made strange and stupid animal noises with a laughtrack playing after each of these noises happened. Then he ate the entire hamburger and burped. This burp knocked everybody back.

[An Eskimo]

No, wait, nevermind. The creature's name was Bob. Bob Saget.
And he made strange and stupid animal noises with a laughtrack playing after each of these noises happened. Then he ate the entire hamburger and burped. This burp knocked everybody back.

[An Eskimo]

No, wait, nevermind. The creature's name was Bob. Bob Saget.
And he made strange and stupid animal noises with a laughtrack playing after each of these noises happened. Then he ate the entire hamburger and burped. This burp knocked everybody back.

[An Eskimo]

No, wait, nevermind. The creature's name was Bob. Bob Saget.
And he made strange and stupid animal noises with a laughtrack playing after each of these noises happened. Then he ate the entire hamburger and burped. This burp knocked everybody back.

[An Eskimo]

No, wait, nevermind. The creature's name was Bob. Bob Saget.
And he made strange and stupid animal noises with a laughtrack playing after each of these noises happened. Then he ate the entire hamburger and burped. This burp knocked everybody back.

[An Eskimo]

No, wait, nevermind. The creature's name was Bob. Bob Saget.
And he made strange and stupid animal noises with a laughtrack playing after each of these noises happened. Then he ate the entire hamburger and burped. This burp knocked everybody back.

[An Eskimo]

No, wait, nevermind. The creature's name was Bob. Bob Saget.
And he made strange and stupid animal noises with a laughtrack playing after each of these noises happened. Then he ate the entire hamburger and burped. This burp knocked everybody back.

[An Eskimo]

No, wait, nevermind. The creature's name was Bob. Bob Saget.
And he made strange and stupid animal noises with a laughtrack playing after each of these noises happened. Then he ate the entire hamburger and burped. This burp knocked everybody back.

[takineko]

Now on the ground Hubert gazed up in terror at the Saget looming over him in his finley pressed suit. The Saget stared down, a crazed smile across his face. He reached down ever so slowly, and effortlessly lifted Hubert off the pavement by his shirt colar.
"I have just the place for pretty young men like you.." The Saget sighed. Hubert felt his blood go cold. The Saget flung him over his shoulder and walked briskley as his long legs could go, toward the nearby studio. "The entire cast of Full House is throwing a party on the set!" He said merrily. "We're having a terribly hard time finding people just to sit in the audiance!"

[takineko]

Now on the ground Hubert gazed up in terror at the Saget looming over him in his finley pressed suit. The Saget stared down, a crazed smile across his face. He reached down ever so slowly, and effortlessly lifted Hubert off the pavement by his shirt colar.
"I have just the place for pretty young men like you.." The Saget sighed. Hubert felt his blood go cold. The Saget flung him over his shoulder and walked briskley as his long legs could go, toward the nearby studio. "The entire cast of Full House is throwing a party on the set!" He said merrily. "We're having a terribly hard time finding people just to sit in the audiance!"

[takineko]

Now on the ground Hubert gazed up in terror at the Saget looming over him in his finley pressed suit. The Saget stared down, a crazed smile across his face. He reached down ever so slowly, and effortlessly lifted Hubert off the pavement by his shirt colar.
"I have just the place for pretty young men like you.." The Saget sighed. Hubert felt his blood go cold. The Saget flung him over his shoulder and walked briskley as his long legs could go, toward the nearby studio. "The entire cast of Full House is throwing a party on the set!" He said merrily. "We're having a terribly hard time finding people just to sit in the audiance!"

[takineko]

Now on the ground Hubert gazed up in terror at the Saget looming over him in his finley pressed suit. The Saget stared down, a crazed smile across his face. He reached down ever so slowly, and effortlessly lifted Hubert off the pavement by his shirt colar.
"I have just the place for pretty young men like you.." The Saget sighed. Hubert felt his blood go cold. The Saget flung him over his shoulder and walked briskley as his long legs could go, toward the nearby studio. "The entire cast of Full House is throwing a party on the set!" He said merrily. "We're having a terribly hard time finding people just to sit in the audiance!"

[takineko]

Now on the ground Hubert gazed up in terror at the Saget looming over him in his finley pressed suit. The Saget stared down, a crazed smile across his face. He reached down ever so slowly, and effortlessly lifted Hubert off the pavement by his shirt colar.
"I have just the place for pretty young men like you.." The Saget sighed. Hubert felt his blood go cold. The Saget flung him over his shoulder and walked briskley as his long legs could go, toward the nearby studio. "The entire cast of Full House is throwing a party on the set!" He said merrily. "We're having a terribly hard time finding people just to sit in the audiance!"

[takineko]

Now on the ground Hubert gazed up in terror at the Saget looming over him in his finley pressed suit. The Saget stared down, a crazed smile across his face. He reached down ever so slowly, and effortlessly lifted Hubert off the pavement by his shirt colar.
"I have just the place for pretty young men like you.." The Saget sighed. Hubert felt his blood go cold. The Saget flung him over his shoulder and walked briskley as his long legs could go, toward the nearby studio. "The entire cast of Full House is throwing a party on the set!" He said merrily. "We're having a terribly hard time finding people just to sit in the audiance!"

[takineko]

Now on the ground Hubert gazed up in terror at the Saget looming over him in his finley pressed suit. The Saget stared down, a crazed smile across his face. He reached down ever so slowly, and effortlessly lifted Hubert off the pavement by his shirt colar.
"I have just the place for pretty young men like you.." The Saget sighed. Hubert felt his blood go cold. The Saget flung him over his shoulder and walked briskley as his long legs could go, toward the nearby studio. "The entire cast of Full House is throwing a party on the set!" He said merrily. "We're having a terribly hard time finding people just to sit in the audiance!"

[takineko]

Now on the ground Hubert gazed up in terror at the Saget looming over him in his finley pressed suit. The Saget stared down, a crazed smile across his face. He reached down ever so slowly, and effortlessly lifted Hubert off the pavement by his shirt colar.
"I have just the place for pretty young men like you.." The Saget sighed. Hubert felt his blood go cold. The Saget flung him over his shoulder and walked briskley as his long legs could go, toward the nearby studio. "The entire cast of Full House is throwing a party on the set!" He said merrily. "We're having a terribly hard time finding people just to sit in the audiance!"

[takineko]

Now on the ground Hubert gazed up in terror at the Saget looming over him in his finley pressed suit. The Saget stared down, a crazed smile across his face. He reached down ever so slowly, and effortlessly lifted Hubert off the pavement by his shirt colar.
"I have just the place for pretty young men like you.." The Saget sighed. Hubert felt his blood go cold. The Saget flung him over his shoulder and walked briskley as his long legs could go, toward the nearby studio. "The entire cast of Full House is throwing a party on the set!" He said merrily. "We're having a terribly hard time finding people just to sit in the audiance!"

[An Eskimo]

Then out came Tony Danza and said, "No, I am the true corny,stupid actor."
And they had a fight to the death, but that didn't work since no one died.
So they had a danceoff.

[An Eskimo]

Then out came Tony Danza and said, "No, I am the true corny,stupid actor."
And they had a fight to the death, but that didn't work since no one died.
So they had a danceoff.

[An Eskimo]

Then out came Tony Danza and said, "No, I am the true corny,stupid actor."
And they had a fight to the death, but that didn't work since no one died.
So they had a danceoff.

[An Eskimo]

Then out came Tony Danza and said, "No, I am the true corny,stupid actor."
And they had a fight to the death, but that didn't work since no one died.
So they had a danceoff.

[An Eskimo]

Then out came Tony Danza and said, "No, I am the true corny,stupid actor."
And they had a fight to the death, but that didn't work since no one died.
So they had a danceoff.

[An Eskimo]

Then out came Tony Danza and said, "No, I am the true corny,stupid actor."
And they had a fight to the death, but that didn't work since no one died.
So they had a danceoff.

[An Eskimo]

Then out came Tony Danza and said, "No, I am the true corny,stupid actor."
And they had a fight to the death, but that didn't work since no one died.
So they had a danceoff.

[An Eskimo]

Then out came Tony Danza and said, "No, I am the true corny,stupid actor."
And they had a fight to the death, but that didn't work since no one died.
So they had a danceoff.

[An Eskimo]

Then out came Tony Danza and said, "No, I am the true corny,stupid actor."
And they had a fight to the death, but that didn't work since no one died.
So they had a danceoff.

[Martianinvader]

Everyone else gathered 'round to watch.

"Have Mer-Saaay!" said John Stamos.
"Cut....it....ouuuuuuut!" said Dave Coulier.
Michelle didn't say anything; she just stood there while everyone else said "aaaaawwwww" and threw money at her feet.

"Watch the hair watch the hair watch the hair!" said Stamos again.
Danza tripped on a maneuver and accidentally yanked his head.

"I TOLD YOU TO WATCH THE HAIIIIR!!!" Stamos yelled, his voice suddenly becoming gravelly and demonic.
Comet ran away, having a dog's sixth sense about these things.

Stamos started growing and growing in size as he morphed into a dark, frightening creature! "NO ONE MESSES WITH THE DO!!! NOW YOU HAVE UNLEASHED MY FURY!!" Storm clouds swirled around his head and lightning started crackling all around.
"Uh-oh Spaghetti-Os!" said Lori Laughlin with all sincerity.

"Wow, he looks like Jafar!" said Jodie Sweetin. "Deej, aren't you dating Aladdin? Maybe HE can help us!"
"Wait a minute....cartoon characters! That's it! I know how he can be appeased!" said Dave Coulier. He raced over to Stamos's feet.
"Well BLOW ME DOWN! HA-GUT-GUT-GUT-GUT! A-huk, Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit outta my hat! Be vewy quiet, I'm hunting wabbits!" But the humorous voices didn't seem to be working! Stamos prepared to breathe fire!

"JOEY, CATCH!!" yelled Candace Cameron, hurling Mr. Woodchuck through the air. The puppet gleamed majestically as it soared past the sun in slow-motion. It landed on Coulier's arm perfectly!
"Mr. Woodchuck, you've got to save us!" said Dave.
"Oh, I will!" said Mr. Woodchuck, "but first.....saaay, is that pencil made of.....WOOOOOD?"

"Wood?" growled Stamos. "WOOD??" He started chuckling. "AHAHA!" He was a sucker for sophisticated humor. "THAT WAS CLASSIC!! AHAHAHAHA!!" He began shrinking down into his normal human form, laughing harder and harder.

But as he was halfway to normal size, he leaned over sideways and fell right on top of Michelle, squishing her dead!!

"OH NOOOO!!" said everyone.

"What are you shocked about?" said Michelle, standing behind them.
"Michelle? But we just saw--"
"Oh, right!" said Bob Saget. "There's another one!"

Everyone had a good hearty laugh, except for Michelle #1.

His family knows that anytime soon.....
Their little vain Stamos goes KABOOM!

[Martianinvader]

Everyone else gathered 'round to watch.

"Have Mer-Saaay!" said John Stamos.
"Cut....it....ouuuuuuut!" said Dave Coulier.
Michelle didn't say anything; she just stood there while everyone else said "aaaaawwwww" and threw money at her feet.

"Watch the hair watch the hair watch the hair!" said Stamos again.
Danza tripped on a maneuver and accidentally yanked his head.

"I TOLD YOU TO WATCH THE HAIIIIR!!!" Stamos yelled, his voice suddenly becoming gravelly and demonic.
Comet ran away, having a dog's sixth sense about these things.

Stamos started growing and growing in size as he morphed into a dark, frightening creature! "NO ONE MESSES WITH THE DO!!! NOW YOU HAVE UNLEASHED MY FURY!!" Storm clouds swirled around his head and lightning started crackling all around.
"Uh-oh Spaghetti-Os!" said Lori Laughlin with all sincerity.

"Wow, he looks like Jafar!" said Jodie Sweetin. "Deej, aren't you dating Aladdin? Maybe HE can help us!"
"Wait a minute....cartoon characters! That's it! I know how he can be appeased!" said Dave Coulier. He raced over to Stamos's feet.
"Well BLOW ME DOWN! HA-GUT-GUT-GUT-GUT! A-huk, Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit outta my hat! Be vewy quiet, I'm hunting wabbits!" But the humorous voices didn't seem to be working! Stamos prepared to breathe fire!

"JOEY, CATCH!!" yelled Candace Cameron, hurling Mr. Woodchuck through the air. The puppet gleamed majestically as it soared past the sun in slow-motion. It landed on Coulier's arm perfectly!
"Mr. Woodchuck, you've got to save us!" said Dave.
"Oh, I will!" said Mr. Woodchuck, "but first.....saaay, is that pencil made of.....WOOOOOD?"

"Wood?" growled Stamos. "WOOD??" He started chuckling. "AHAHA!" He was a sucker for sophisticated humor. "THAT WAS CLASSIC!! AHAHAHAHA!!" He began shrinking down into his normal human form, laughing harder and harder.

But as he was halfway to normal size, he leaned over sideways and fell right on top of Michelle, squishing her dead!!

"OH NOOOO!!" said everyone.

"What are you shocked about?" said Michelle, standing behind them.
"Michelle? But we just saw--"
"Oh, right!" said Bob Saget. "There's another one!"

Everyone had a good hearty laugh, except for Michelle #1.

His family knows that anytime soon.....
Their little vain Stamos goes KABOOM!

[Martianinvader]

Everyone else gathered 'round to watch.

"Have Mer-Saaay!" said John Stamos.
"Cut....it....ouuuuuuut!" said Dave Coulier.
Michelle didn't say anything; she just stood there while everyone else said "aaaaawwwww" and threw money at her feet.

"Watch the hair watch the hair watch the hair!" said Stamos again.
Danza tripped on a maneuver and accidentally yanked his head.

"I TOLD YOU TO WATCH THE HAIIIIR!!!" Stamos yelled, his voice suddenly becoming gravelly and demonic.
Comet ran away, having a dog's sixth sense about these things.

Stamos started growing and growing in size as he morphed into a dark, frightening creature! "NO ONE MESSES WITH THE DO!!! NOW YOU HAVE UNLEASHED MY FURY!!" Storm clouds swirled around his head and lightning started crackling all around.
"Uh-oh Spaghetti-Os!" said Lori Laughlin with all sincerity.

"Wow, he looks like Jafar!" said Jodie Sweetin. "Deej, aren't you dating Aladdin? Maybe HE can help us!"
"Wait a minute....cartoon characters! That's it! I know how he can be appeased!" said Dave Coulier. He raced over to Stamos's feet.
"Well BLOW ME DOWN! HA-GUT-GUT-GUT-GUT! A-huk, Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit outta my hat! Be vewy quiet, I'm hunting wabbits!" But the humorous voices didn't seem to be working! Stamos prepared to breathe fire!

"JOEY, CATCH!!" yelled Candace Cameron, hurling Mr. Woodchuck through the air. The puppet gleamed majestically as it soared past the sun in slow-motion. It landed on Coulier's arm perfectly!
"Mr. Woodchuck, you've got to save us!" said Dave.
"Oh, I will!" said Mr. Woodchuck, "but first.....saaay, is that pencil made of.....WOOOOOD?"

"Wood?" growled Stamos. "WOOD??" He started chuckling. "AHAHA!" He was a sucker for sophisticated humor. "THAT WAS CLASSIC!! AHAHAHAHA!!" He began shrinking down into his normal human form, laughing harder and harder.

But as he was halfway to normal size, he leaned over sideways and fell right on top of Michelle, squishing her dead!!

"OH NOOOO!!" said everyone.

"What are you shocked about?" said Michelle, standing behind them.
"Michelle? But we just saw--"
"Oh, right!" said Bob Saget. "There's another one!"

Everyone had a good hearty laugh, except for Michelle #1.

His family knows that anytime soon.....
Their little vain Stamos goes KABOOM!

[Martianinvader]

Everyone else gathered 'round to watch.

"Have Mer-Saaay!" said John Stamos.
"Cut....it....ouuuuuuut!" said Dave Coulier.
Michelle didn't say anything; she just stood there while everyone else said "aaaaawwwww" and threw money at her feet.

"Watch the hair watch the hair watch the hair!" said Stamos again.
Danza tripped on a maneuver and accidentally yanked his head.

"I TOLD YOU TO WATCH THE HAIIIIR!!!" Stamos yelled, his voice suddenly becoming gravelly and demonic.
Comet ran away, having a dog's sixth sense about these things.

Stamos started growing and growing in size as he morphed into a dark, frightening creature! "NO ONE MESSES WITH THE DO!!! NOW YOU HAVE UNLEASHED MY FURY!!" Storm clouds swirled around his head and lightning started crackling all around.
"Uh-oh Spaghetti-Os!" said Lori Laughlin with all sincerity.

"Wow, he looks like Jafar!" said Jodie Sweetin. "Deej, aren't you dating Aladdin? Maybe HE can help us!"
"Wait a minute....cartoon characters! That's it! I know how he can be appeased!" said Dave Coulier. He raced over to Stamos's feet.
"Well BLOW ME DOWN! HA-GUT-GUT-GUT-GUT! A-huk, Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit outta my hat! Be vewy quiet, I'm hunting wabbits!" But the humorous voices didn't seem to be working! Stamos prepared to breathe fire!

"JOEY, CATCH!!" yelled Candace Cameron, hurling Mr. Woodchuck through the air. The puppet gleamed majestically as it soared past the sun in slow-motion. It landed on Coulier's arm perfectly!
"Mr. Woodchuck, you've got to save us!" said Dave.
"Oh, I will!" said Mr. Woodchuck, "but first.....saaay, is that pencil made of.....WOOOOOD?"

"Wood?" growled Stamos. "WOOD??" He started chuckling. "AHAHA!" He was a sucker for sophisticated humor. "THAT WAS CLASSIC!! AHAHAHAHA!!" He began shrinking down into his normal human form, laughing harder and harder.

But as he was halfway to normal size, he leaned over sideways and fell right on top of Michelle, squishing her dead!!

"OH NOOOO!!" said everyone.

"What are you shocked about?" said Michelle, standing behind them.
"Michelle? But we just saw--"
"Oh, right!" said Bob Saget. "There's another one!"

Everyone had a good hearty laugh, except for Michelle #1.

His family knows that anytime soon.....
Their little vain Stamos goes KABOOM!

[Martianinvader]

Everyone else gathered 'round to watch.

"Have Mer-Saaay!" said John Stamos.
"Cut....it....ouuuuuuut!" said Dave Coulier.
Michelle didn't say anything; she just stood there while everyone else said "aaaaawwwww" and threw money at her feet.

"Watch the hair watch the hair watch the hair!" said Stamos again.
Danza tripped on a maneuver and accidentally yanked his head.

"I TOLD YOU TO WATCH THE HAIIIIR!!!" Stamos yelled, his voice suddenly becoming gravelly and demonic.
Comet ran away, having a dog's sixth sense about these things.

Stamos started growing and growing in size as he morphed into a dark, frightening creature! "NO ONE MESSES WITH THE DO!!! NOW YOU HAVE UNLEASHED MY FURY!!" Storm clouds swirled around his head and lightning started crackling all around.
"Uh-oh Spaghetti-Os!" said Lori Laughlin with all sincerity.

"Wow, he looks like Jafar!" said Jodie Sweetin. "Deej, aren't you dating Aladdin? Maybe HE can help us!"
"Wait a minute....cartoon characters! That's it! I know how he can be appeased!" said Dave Coulier. He raced over to Stamos's feet.
"Well BLOW ME DOWN! HA-GUT-GUT-GUT-GUT! A-huk, Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit outta my hat! Be vewy quiet, I'm hunting wabbits!" But the humorous voices didn't seem to be working! Stamos prepared to breathe fire!

"JOEY, CATCH!!" yelled Candace Cameron, hurling Mr. Woodchuck through the air. The puppet gleamed majestically as it soared past the sun in slow-motion. It landed on Coulier's arm perfectly!
"Mr. Woodchuck, you've got to save us!" said Dave.
"Oh, I will!" said Mr. Woodchuck, "but first.....saaay, is that pencil made of.....WOOOOOD?"

"Wood?" growled Stamos. "WOOD??" He started chuckling. "AHAHA!" He was a sucker for sophisticated humor. "THAT WAS CLASSIC!! AHAHAHAHA!!" He began shrinking down into his normal human form, laughing harder and harder.

But as he was halfway to normal size, he leaned over sideways and fell right on top of Michelle, squishing her dead!!

"OH NOOOO!!" said everyone.

"What are you shocked about?" said Michelle, standing behind them.
"Michelle? But we just saw--"
"Oh, right!" said Bob Saget. "There's another one!"

Everyone had a good hearty laugh, except for Michelle #1.

His family knows that anytime soon.....
Their little vain Stamos goes KABOOM!

[Martianinvader]

Everyone else gathered 'round to watch.

"Have Mer-Saaay!" said John Stamos.
"Cut....it....ouuuuuuut!" said Dave Coulier.
Michelle didn't say anything; she just stood there while everyone else said "aaaaawwwww" and threw money at her feet.

"Watch the hair watch the hair watch the hair!" said Stamos again.
Danza tripped on a maneuver and accidentally yanked his head.

"I TOLD YOU TO WATCH THE HAIIIIR!!!" Stamos yelled, his voice suddenly becoming gravelly and demonic.
Comet ran away, having a dog's sixth sense about these things.

Stamos started growing and growing in size as he morphed into a dark, frightening creature! "NO ONE MESSES WITH THE DO!!! NOW YOU HAVE UNLEASHED MY FURY!!" Storm clouds swirled around his head and lightning started crackling all around.
"Uh-oh Spaghetti-Os!" said Lori Laughlin with all sincerity.

"Wow, he looks like Jafar!" said Jodie Sweetin. "Deej, aren't you dating Aladdin? Maybe HE can help us!"
"Wait a minute....cartoon characters! That's it! I know how he can be appeased!" said Dave Coulier. He raced over to Stamos's feet.
"Well BLOW ME DOWN! HA-GUT-GUT-GUT-GUT! A-huk, Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit outta my hat! Be vewy quiet, I'm hunting wabbits!" But the humorous voices didn't seem to be working! Stamos prepared to breathe fire!

"JOEY, CATCH!!" yelled Candace Cameron, hurling Mr. Woodchuck through the air. The puppet gleamed majestically as it soared past the sun in slow-motion. It landed on Coulier's arm perfectly!
"Mr. Woodchuck, you've got to save us!" said Dave.
"Oh, I will!" said Mr. Woodchuck, "but first.....saaay, is that pencil made of.....WOOOOOD?"

"Wood?" growled Stamos. "WOOD??" He started chuckling. "AHAHA!" He was a sucker for sophisticated humor. "THAT WAS CLASSIC!! AHAHAHAHA!!" He began shrinking down into his normal human form, laughing harder and harder.

But as he was halfway to normal size, he leaned over sideways and fell right on top of Michelle, squishing her dead!!

"OH NOOOO!!" said everyone.

"What are you shocked about?" said Michelle, standing behind them.
"Michelle? But we just saw--"
"Oh, right!" said Bob Saget. "There's another one!"

Everyone had a good hearty laugh, except for Michelle #1.

His family knows that anytime soon.....
Their little vain Stamos goes KABOOM!

[Martianinvader]

Everyone else gathered 'round to watch.

"Have Mer-Saaay!" said John Stamos.
"Cut....it....ouuuuuuut!" said Dave Coulier.
Michelle didn't say anything; she just stood there while everyone else said "aaaaawwwww" and threw money at her feet.

"Watch the hair watch the hair watch the hair!" said Stamos again.
Danza tripped on a maneuver and accidentally yanked his head.

"I TOLD YOU TO WATCH THE HAIIIIR!!!" Stamos yelled, his voice suddenly becoming gravelly and demonic.
Comet ran away, having a dog's sixth sense about these things.

Stamos started growing and growing in size as he morphed into a dark, frightening creature! "NO ONE MESSES WITH THE DO!!! NOW YOU HAVE UNLEASHED MY FURY!!" Storm clouds swirled around his head and lightning started crackling all around.
"Uh-oh Spaghetti-Os!" said Lori Laughlin with all sincerity.

"Wow, he looks like Jafar!" said Jodie Sweetin. "Deej, aren't you dating Aladdin? Maybe HE can help us!"
"Wait a minute....cartoon characters! That's it! I know how he can be appeased!" said Dave Coulier. He raced over to Stamos's feet.
"Well BLOW ME DOWN! HA-GUT-GUT-GUT-GUT! A-huk, Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit outta my hat! Be vewy quiet, I'm hunting wabbits!" But the humorous voices didn't seem to be working! Stamos prepared to breathe fire!

"JOEY, CATCH!!" yelled Candace Cameron, hurling Mr. Woodchuck through the air. The puppet gleamed majestically as it soared past the sun in slow-motion. It landed on Coulier's arm perfectly!
"Mr. Woodchuck, you've got to save us!" said Dave.
"Oh, I will!" said Mr. Woodchuck, "but first.....saaay, is that pencil made of.....WOOOOOD?"

"Wood?" growled Stamos. "WOOD??" He started chuckling. "AHAHA!" He was a sucker for sophisticated humor. "THAT WAS CLASSIC!! AHAHAHAHA!!" He began shrinking down into his normal human form, laughing harder and harder.

But as he was halfway to normal size, he leaned over sideways and fell right on top of Michelle, squishing her dead!!

"OH NOOOO!!" said everyone.

"What are you shocked about?" said Michelle, standing behind them.
"Michelle? But we just saw--"
"Oh, right!" said Bob Saget. "There's another one!"

Everyone had a good hearty laugh, except for Michelle #1.

His family knows that anytime soon.....
Their little vain Stamos goes KABOOM!

[Martianinvader]

Everyone else gathered 'round to watch.

"Have Mer-Saaay!" said John Stamos.
"Cut....it....ouuuuuuut!" said Dave Coulier.
Michelle didn't say anything; she just stood there while everyone else said "aaaaawwwww" and threw money at her feet.

"Watch the hair watch the hair watch the hair!" said Stamos again.
Danza tripped on a maneuver and accidentally yanked his head.

"I TOLD YOU TO WATCH THE HAIIIIR!!!" Stamos yelled, his voice suddenly becoming gravelly and demonic.
Comet ran away, having a dog's sixth sense about these things.

Stamos started growing and growing in size as he morphed into a dark, frightening creature! "NO ONE MESSES WITH THE DO!!! NOW YOU HAVE UNLEASHED MY FURY!!" Storm clouds swirled around his head and lightning started crackling all around.
"Uh-oh Spaghetti-Os!" said Lori Laughlin with all sincerity.

"Wow, he looks like Jafar!" said Jodie Sweetin. "Deej, aren't you dating Aladdin? Maybe HE can help us!"
"Wait a minute....cartoon characters! That's it! I know how he can be appeased!" said Dave Coulier. He raced over to Stamos's feet.
"Well BLOW ME DOWN! HA-GUT-GUT-GUT-GUT! A-huk, Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit outta my hat! Be vewy quiet, I'm hunting wabbits!" But the humorous voices didn't seem to be working! Stamos prepared to breathe fire!

"JOEY, CATCH!!" yelled Candace Cameron, hurling Mr. Woodchuck through the air. The puppet gleamed majestically as it soared past the sun in slow-motion. It landed on Coulier's arm perfectly!
"Mr. Woodchuck, you've got to save us!" said Dave.
"Oh, I will!" said Mr. Woodchuck, "but first.....saaay, is that pencil made of.....WOOOOOD?"

"Wood?" growled Stamos. "WOOD??" He started chuckling. "AHAHA!" He was a sucker for sophisticated humor. "THAT WAS CLASSIC!! AHAHAHAHA!!" He began shrinking down into his normal human form, laughing harder and harder.

But as he was halfway to normal size, he leaned over sideways and fell right on top of Michelle, squishing her dead!!

"OH NOOOO!!" said everyone.

"What are you shocked about?" said Michelle, standing behind them.
"Michelle? But we just saw--"
"Oh, right!" said Bob Saget. "There's another one!"

Everyone had a good hearty laugh, except for Michelle #1.

His family knows that anytime soon.....
Their little vain Stamos goes KABOOM!

[Martianinvader]

Everyone else gathered 'round to watch.

"Have Mer-Saaay!" said John Stamos.
"Cut....it....ouuuuuuut!" said Dave Coulier.
Michelle didn't say anything; she just stood there while everyone else said "aaaaawwwww" and threw money at her feet.

"Watch the hair watch the hair watch the hair!" said Stamos again.
Danza tripped on a maneuver and accidentally yanked his head.

"I TOLD YOU TO WATCH THE HAIIIIR!!!" Stamos yelled, his voice suddenly becoming gravelly and demonic.
Comet ran away, having a dog's sixth sense about these things.

Stamos started growing and growing in size as he morphed into a dark, frightening creature! "NO ONE MESSES WITH THE DO!!! NOW YOU HAVE UNLEASHED MY FURY!!" Storm clouds swirled around his head and lightning started crackling all around.
"Uh-oh Spaghetti-Os!" said Lori Laughlin with all sincerity.

"Wow, he looks like Jafar!" said Jodie Sweetin. "Deej, aren't you dating Aladdin? Maybe HE can help us!"
"Wait a minute....cartoon characters! That's it! I know how he can be appeased!" said Dave Coulier. He raced over to Stamos's feet.
"Well BLOW ME DOWN! HA-GUT-GUT-GUT-GUT! A-huk, Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit outta my hat! Be vewy quiet, I'm hunting wabbits!" But the humorous voices didn't seem to be working! Stamos prepared to breathe fire!

"JOEY, CATCH!!" yelled Candace Cameron, hurling Mr. Woodchuck through the air. The puppet gleamed majestically as it soared past the sun in slow-motion. It landed on Coulier's arm perfectly!
"Mr. Woodchuck, you've got to save us!" said Dave.
"Oh, I will!" said Mr. Woodchuck, "but first.....saaay, is that pencil made of.....WOOOOOD?"

"Wood?" growled Stamos. "WOOD??" He started chuckling. "AHAHA!" He was a sucker for sophisticated humor. "THAT WAS CLASSIC!! AHAHAHAHA!!" He began shrinking down into his normal human form, laughing harder and harder.

But as he was halfway to normal size, he leaned over sideways and fell right on top of Michelle, squishing her dead!!

"OH NOOOO!!" said everyone.

"What are you shocked about?" said Michelle, standing behind them.
"Michelle? But we just saw--"
"Oh, right!" said Bob Saget. "There's another one!"

Everyone had a good hearty laugh, except for Michelle #1.

His family knows that anytime soon.....
Their little vain Stamos goes KABOOM!

[takineko]

(your Animaniacs allusion appeases the Taki.)

Hubert, who was watching from a nearby cage where the Gibbler had trapped him, was terribly confused by the situation. But as it unravaled before him, he began to break down in tears.
"What's wrong?" Asked the Gibbler to her new pet. Hubert shook his head inconsolable. "Are you sad that they were fighting?" Hubert remained silent, a face full of tears. "I know you're used to the lovey dovey way the Tanners have treated eachother on stage but.. this is the truth. This is how life really is. Large monsters and all." Sucking up a nostril full of snot, Hubert managed to speak.
"Thats not it.." He began. "He killed Mary Kayte.. She was gonna be the hot one..." He broke up into incomprehensible sobs and outbursts.

[takineko]

(your Animaniacs allusion appeases the Taki.)

Hubert, who was watching from a nearby cage where the Gibbler had trapped him, was terribly confused by the situation. But as it unravaled before him, he began to break down in tears.
"What's wrong?" Asked the Gibbler to her new pet. Hubert shook his head inconsolable. "Are you sad that they were fighting?" Hubert remained silent, a face full of tears. "I know you're used to the lovey dovey way the Tanners have treated eachother on stage but.. this is the truth. This is how life really is. Large monsters and all." Sucking up a nostril full of snot, Hubert managed to speak.
"Thats not it.." He began. "He killed Mary Kayte.. She was gonna be the hot one..." He broke up into incomprehensible sobs and outbursts.

[takineko]

(your Animaniacs allusion appeases the Taki.)

Hubert, who was watching from a nearby cage where the Gibbler had trapped him, was terribly confused by the situation. But as it unravaled before him, he began to break down in tears.
"What's wrong?" Asked the Gibbler to her new pet. Hubert shook his head inconsolable. "Are you sad that they were fighting?" Hubert remained silent, a face full of tears. "I know you're used to the lovey dovey way the Tanners have treated eachother on stage but.. this is the truth. This is how life really is. Large monsters and all." Sucking up a nostril full of snot, Hubert managed to speak.
"Thats not it.." He began. "He killed Mary Kayte.. She was gonna be the hot one..." He broke up into incomprehensible sobs and outbursts.

[takineko]

(your Animaniacs allusion appeases the Taki.)

Hubert, who was watching from a nearby cage where the Gibbler had trapped him, was terribly confused by the situation. But as it unravaled before him, he began to break down in tears.
"What's wrong?" Asked the Gibbler to her new pet. Hubert shook his head inconsolable. "Are you sad that they were fighting?" Hubert remained silent, a face full of tears. "I know you're used to the lovey dovey way the Tanners have treated eachother on stage but.. this is the truth. This is how life really is. Large monsters and all." Sucking up a nostril full of snot, Hubert managed to speak.
"Thats not it.." He began. "He killed Mary Kayte.. She was gonna be the hot one..." He broke up into incomprehensible sobs and outbursts.

[takineko]

(your Animaniacs allusion appeases the Taki.)

Hubert, who was watching from a nearby cage where the Gibbler had trapped him, was terribly confused by the situation. But as it unravaled before him, he began to break down in tears.
"What's wrong?" Asked the Gibbler to her new pet. Hubert shook his head inconsolable. "Are you sad that they were fighting?" Hubert remained silent, a face full of tears. "I know you're used to the lovey dovey way the Tanners have treated eachother on stage but.. this is the truth. This is how life really is. Large monsters and all." Sucking up a nostril full of snot, Hubert managed to speak.
"Thats not it.." He began. "He killed Mary Kayte.. She was gonna be the hot one..." He broke up into incomprehensible sobs and outbursts.

[takineko]

(your Animaniacs allusion appeases the Taki.)

Hubert, who was watching from a nearby cage where the Gibbler had trapped him, was terribly confused by the situation. But as it unravaled before him, he began to break down in tears.
"What's wrong?" Asked the Gibbler to her new pet. Hubert shook his head inconsolable. "Are you sad that they were fighting?" Hubert remained silent, a face full of tears. "I know you're used to the lovey dovey way the Tanners have treated eachother on stage but.. this is the truth. This is how life really is. Large monsters and all." Sucking up a nostril full of snot, Hubert managed to speak.
"Thats not it.." He began. "He killed Mary Kayte.. She was gonna be the hot one..." He broke up into incomprehensible sobs and outbursts.

[takineko]

(your Animaniacs allusion appeases the Taki.)

Hubert, who was watching from a nearby cage where the Gibbler had trapped him, was terribly confused by the situation. But as it unravaled before him, he began to break down in tears.
"What's wrong?" Asked the Gibbler to her new pet. Hubert shook his head inconsolable. "Are you sad that they were fighting?" Hubert remained silent, a face full of tears. "I know you're used to the lovey dovey way the Tanners have treated eachother on stage but.. this is the truth. This is how life really is. Large monsters and all." Sucking up a nostril full of snot, Hubert managed to speak.
"Thats not it.." He began. "He killed Mary Kayte.. She was gonna be the hot one..." He broke up into incomprehensible sobs and outbursts.

[takineko]

(your Animaniacs allusion appeases the Taki.)

Hubert, who was watching from a nearby cage where the Gibbler had trapped him, was terribly confused by the situation. But as it unravaled before him, he began to break down in tears.
"What's wrong?" Asked the Gibbler to her new pet. Hubert shook his head inconsolable. "Are you sad that they were fighting?" Hubert remained silent, a face full of tears. "I know you're used to the lovey dovey way the Tanners have treated eachother on stage but.. this is the truth. This is how life really is. Large monsters and all." Sucking up a nostril full of snot, Hubert managed to speak.
"Thats not it.." He began. "He killed Mary Kayte.. She was gonna be the hot one..." He broke up into incomprehensible sobs and outbursts.

[takineko]

(your Animaniacs allusion appeases the Taki.)

Hubert, who was watching from a nearby cage where the Gibbler had trapped him, was terribly confused by the situation. But as it unravaled before him, he began to break down in tears.
"What's wrong?" Asked the Gibbler to her new pet. Hubert shook his head inconsolable. "Are you sad that they were fighting?" Hubert remained silent, a face full of tears. "I know you're used to the lovey dovey way the Tanners have treated eachother on stage but.. this is the truth. This is how life really is. Large monsters and all." Sucking up a nostril full of snot, Hubert managed to speak.
"Thats not it.." He began. "He killed Mary Kayte.. She was gonna be the hot one..." He broke up into incomprehensible sobs and outbursts.

[An Eskimo]

Then in came Elmo with a gun. He began shooting everybody.

[An Eskimo]

Then in came Elmo with a gun. He began shooting everybody.

[An Eskimo]

Then in came Elmo with a gun. He began shooting everybody.

[An Eskimo]

Then in came Elmo with a gun. He began shooting everybody.

[An Eskimo]

Then in came Elmo with a gun. He began shooting everybody.

[An Eskimo]

Then in came Elmo with a gun. He began shooting everybody.

[An Eskimo]

Then in came Elmo with a gun. He began shooting everybody.

[An Eskimo]

Then in came Elmo with a gun. He began shooting everybody.

[An Eskimo]

Then in came Elmo with a gun. He began shooting everybody.

[takineko]

Elmo shot Taki and she died.

[takineko]

Elmo shot Taki and she died.

[takineko]

Elmo shot Taki and she died.

[takineko]

Elmo shot Taki and she died.

[takineko]

Elmo shot Taki and she died.

[takineko]

Elmo shot Taki and she died.

[takineko]

Elmo shot Taki and she died.

[takineko]

Elmo shot Taki and she died.

[takineko]

Elmo shot Taki and she died.

[An Eskimo]

And then Elmo said " Shooting people is harder than finding out where Came Carrmen San Diego is!" And Carmen walked right by.

[An Eskimo]

And then Elmo said " Shooting people is harder than finding out where Came Carrmen San Diego is!" And Carmen walked right by.

[An Eskimo]

And then Elmo said " Shooting people is harder than finding out where Came Carrmen San Diego is!" And Carmen walked right by.

[An Eskimo]

And then Elmo said " Shooting people is harder than finding out where Came Carrmen San Diego is!" And Carmen walked right by.

[An Eskimo]

And then Elmo said " Shooting people is harder than finding out where Came Carrmen San Diego is!" And Carmen walked right by.

[An Eskimo]

And then Elmo said " Shooting people is harder than finding out where Came Carrmen San Diego is!" And Carmen walked right by.

[An Eskimo]

And then Elmo said " Shooting people is harder than finding out where Came Carrmen San Diego is!" And Carmen walked right by.

[An Eskimo]

And then Elmo said " Shooting people is harder than finding out where Came Carrmen San Diego is!" And Carmen walked right by.

[An Eskimo]

And then Elmo said " Shooting people is harder than finding out where Came Carrmen San Diego is!" And Carmen walked right by.

[takineko]

But no one noticed because they all had SunnyVille syndrome that day. Except these two kids, a blonde boy and a young lady, who were particularly observant.

[takineko]

But no one noticed because they all had SunnyVille syndrome that day. Except these two kids, a blonde boy and a young lady, who were particularly observant.

[takineko]

But no one noticed because they all had SunnyVille syndrome that day. Except these two kids, a blonde boy and a young lady, who were particularly observant.

[takineko]

But no one noticed because they all had SunnyVille syndrome that day. Except these two kids, a blonde boy and a young lady, who were particularly observant.

[takineko]

But no one noticed because they all had SunnyVille syndrome that day. Except these two kids, a blonde boy and a young lady, who were particularly observant.

[takineko]

But no one noticed because they all had SunnyVille syndrome that day. Except these two kids, a blonde boy and a young lady, who were particularly observant.

[takineko]

But no one noticed because they all had SunnyVille syndrome that day. Except these two kids, a blonde boy and a young lady, who were particularly observant.

[takineko]

But no one noticed because they all had SunnyVille syndrome that day. Except these two kids, a blonde boy and a young lady, who were particularly observant.

[takineko]

But no one noticed because they all had SunnyVille syndrome that day. Except these two kids, a blonde boy and a young lady, who were particularly observant.

[Agent S7]

And then the story somehow got EVEN STUPIDER.

Because the entire casts of Avatar: The Last Airbender and Monk fought in a deathmatch in space to determine who would polygamously marry Simon Cowell.

Yup.

~s7

[Agent S7]

And then the story somehow got EVEN STUPIDER.

Because the entire casts of Avatar: The Last Airbender and Monk fought in a deathmatch in space to determine who would polygamously marry Simon Cowell.

Yup.

~s7

[Agent S7]

And then the story somehow got EVEN STUPIDER.

Because the entire casts of Avatar: The Last Airbender and Monk fought in a deathmatch in space to determine who would polygamously marry Simon Cowell.

Yup.

~s7

[Agent S7]

And then the story somehow got EVEN STUPIDER.

Because the entire casts of Avatar: The Last Airbender and Monk fought in a deathmatch in space to determine who would polygamously marry Simon Cowell.

Yup.

~s7

[Agent S7]

And then the story somehow got EVEN STUPIDER.

Because the entire casts of Avatar: The Last Airbender and Monk fought in a deathmatch in space to determine who would polygamously marry Simon Cowell.

Yup.

~s7

[Agent S7]

And then the story somehow got EVEN STUPIDER.

Because the entire casts of Avatar: The Last Airbender and Monk fought in a deathmatch in space to determine who would polygamously marry Simon Cowell.

Yup.

~s7

[Agent S7]

And then the story somehow got EVEN STUPIDER.

Because the entire casts of Avatar: The Last Airbender and Monk fought in a deathmatch in space to determine who would polygamously marry Simon Cowell.

Yup.

~s7

[Agent S7]

And then the story somehow got EVEN STUPIDER.

Because the entire casts of Avatar: The Last Airbender and Monk fought in a deathmatch in space to determine who would polygamously marry Simon Cowell.

Yup.

~s7

[Agent S7]

And then the story somehow got EVEN STUPIDER.

Because the entire casts of Avatar: The Last Airbender and Monk fought in a deathmatch in space to determine who would polygamously marry Simon Cowell.

Yup.

~s7