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04-01-2004, 07:54 PM
Reuters
9 out 10 doctors agree, TV's most hated hit causes cancer.
In a statement released by the Department of Health, Dr. Joeph Surrecs confirmed the long held theory that Inu-Yasha causes 6 different kinds of cancers, nearly always fatal.
"It's true. Every test caused some form of brain, eye, or auditory cancer."
Doctors are advising that the show be cancelled, the new episodes burned, and the fans quarantinned.
Continued Surrecs "We will eradicate the menance of cancer causing TV from our airwaves so we can go back to wondering who will win the next American Idol."
Rumio Takashi, creator of Inu-Yasha, was unavailable for comment as she was swimming in her trademark money bin.
But not all fans belive hard back scientific evidence.
A rabid fan was quoted as saying "INTU-YASha RULZZZ!!!!!! #1!!!!"
Comments? Opinions?
9 out 10 doctors agree, TV's most hated hit causes cancer.
In a statement released by the Department of Health, Dr. Joeph Surrecs confirmed the long held theory that Inu-Yasha causes 6 different kinds of cancers, nearly always fatal.
"It's true. Every test caused some form of brain, eye, or auditory cancer."
Doctors are advising that the show be cancelled, the new episodes burned, and the fans quarantinned.
Continued Surrecs "We will eradicate the menance of cancer causing TV from our airwaves so we can go back to wondering who will win the next American Idol."
Rumio Takashi, creator of Inu-Yasha, was unavailable for comment as she was swimming in her trademark money bin.
But not all fans belive hard back scientific evidence.
A rabid fan was quoted as saying "INTU-YASha RULZZZ!!!!!! #1!!!!"
Comments? Opinions?