Aurochs
04-01-2004, 06:51 PM
OH KIKYO UP IN HEAVEN,
WE THANK YOU FOR YOUR GIFTS TO US,
WE EAT THIS FLESH, OF YOUR FLESH,
AND WE EAT THIS BLOOD, OF YOUR BLOOD
NOW LET US SING HYMN NUMBER #457.
OH MERCIFUL GOD KIKYO
WHO'S HOTTER AND MORE KAWAII THAN KAGOME
MAY YOUR ETERNAL LOVE AND BENEVOLENCE
SHINE DOWN UPON THE DISGUSTING HEATHENS,
MAY YOU HAVE DEEP SEX WITH INUYASHA,
IN KIKYO'S NAME,
AMEN
OH MERCIFUL GOD KIKYO,
WHO FILLS OUR HEARTS WITH LOVE,
AND EVERLASTING BEAUTY,
YOU ARE A GOD OF PEACE,
THAT'S WHY YOU WILL RETURN WHEN THE RAPTURE COMES AND MURDER HEATHENOUS SUBMEN
THERE ARE SHOWS ON ADULT SWIM
WHO PROMOTE BLASPHEMY
WE WANT TO RESTRICT THEIR THOUGHTS AND OPINIONS
LIKE GOOD KIKYOITES
AMEN
Yes, let us read from verse 42:54 of the Principle Kikyona
And then Kikyo descended from heaven
and destroyed Aqua Teen Hunger Force,
for it is a sin for food to talk,
and destroyed Big O,
for political intrigue, metaphysics, and film noir aren't as cool
as demons and centipede things,
and there was much rejoicing.
Then Home Movies was destroyed,
for not having any giant centipedes,
and the Earth was burnt clean of the Kagome fans,
for Kagome is teh ub3r-sux00r lol
OMGWTF
FLCL SI GAY LOL
That concludes our service. I dismiss the congregation, don't forget to leave a tithing in the donation box. Every dollar counts. There are children in the world, who are watching Cowboy Bebop and FLCL. We need to buy them Inuyasha DVDs. The first church of Kikyo will be holding a bake-off, followed by the sucking of Inuyasha's soul into hell. Remember, Kikyo died for your sins.
WE THANK YOU FOR YOUR GIFTS TO US,
WE EAT THIS FLESH, OF YOUR FLESH,
AND WE EAT THIS BLOOD, OF YOUR BLOOD
NOW LET US SING HYMN NUMBER #457.
OH MERCIFUL GOD KIKYO
WHO'S HOTTER AND MORE KAWAII THAN KAGOME
MAY YOUR ETERNAL LOVE AND BENEVOLENCE
SHINE DOWN UPON THE DISGUSTING HEATHENS,
MAY YOU HAVE DEEP SEX WITH INUYASHA,
IN KIKYO'S NAME,
AMEN
OH MERCIFUL GOD KIKYO,
WHO FILLS OUR HEARTS WITH LOVE,
AND EVERLASTING BEAUTY,
YOU ARE A GOD OF PEACE,
THAT'S WHY YOU WILL RETURN WHEN THE RAPTURE COMES AND MURDER HEATHENOUS SUBMEN
THERE ARE SHOWS ON ADULT SWIM
WHO PROMOTE BLASPHEMY
WE WANT TO RESTRICT THEIR THOUGHTS AND OPINIONS
LIKE GOOD KIKYOITES
AMEN
Yes, let us read from verse 42:54 of the Principle Kikyona
And then Kikyo descended from heaven
and destroyed Aqua Teen Hunger Force,
for it is a sin for food to talk,
and destroyed Big O,
for political intrigue, metaphysics, and film noir aren't as cool
as demons and centipede things,
and there was much rejoicing.
Then Home Movies was destroyed,
for not having any giant centipedes,
and the Earth was burnt clean of the Kagome fans,
for Kagome is teh ub3r-sux00r lol
OMGWTF
FLCL SI GAY LOL
That concludes our service. I dismiss the congregation, don't forget to leave a tithing in the donation box. Every dollar counts. There are children in the world, who are watching Cowboy Bebop and FLCL. We need to buy them Inuyasha DVDs. The first church of Kikyo will be holding a bake-off, followed by the sucking of Inuyasha's soul into hell. Remember, Kikyo died for your sins.