AS song lyrics database.

[Bogey B]

I had a idea today, every now and again we have a question about a lyric to a song on AS.
I belive that if we start posting lyrics in this thread (and god willing eventually be treasure boxed) there would be a quick refrence to (just about) any of the AS songs

though if there is a consensus view that this is a horrible idea then let this thread fade away :(

well have fun (has nothing to contribute)

[Speedy Boris]

Whoooooooo.....is the man in the suit?
Whoooooooo.....is the cat with the beak?
Do you REALLY want to feel him?
Power of attorney, habeas corpus, power of attorney!
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Lawwwwwwwww.....

[Evil Dr. Reef]

I think it's time we blow this place, get everybody and the stuff together.
Okay,
3
2
1
Let's Jam.

[IWDP Lim]

I Want/Need Candy (I still think it's all really one song)

OK, first, the parts we know, excuse my spelling...

I want candy
bubble gum and taffy
skip to the sweet shop with my sweetheart Sanday
Got my penny saved so I'm her sugar daddy
I'm her Hugh Crommin She's my Jessica Tandy
I want candy


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Mess up the mix
Mix up the mess
Come on down yo'
Here's the address
6-1-2 Wharf Avenue
6-1-2 Wharf Avenue


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Gonna get your ass beat nasty
Do it so your dad sees
Embaress your whole family
Just 'cause you came between a kid and his candy
I need candy
Any kind'll do
Don't care if it's nutricious or FDA approved
It's gonna make me spazz like bobcats on booze
A hyperactive juice that only I can produce
To fuel the giant drill and bore it straight into Hell
Releasin' ancient demons from their sleep forever spell
So they can walk upon the Earth and get Residuated
and hawk the diet pills that MC Pee Pants have created.


And now, for the fun parts. The stuff NO ONE ever seems to mention because they're behind diolouge. I've been working on this part ever since the ep aired, and I still can't figure it out, even with the bits isolated. This is what I have so far, with a LOT I'm not sure about, or where it really goes.


-Sung under Shake's "You make me feee emotionalll!" / Meatwad will you turn that down!!!
(Pudding? Put it?) in a (pop? pot?)
(Pudding?) (with/in) my candy and I {something} a lot
(then? we'll have to go) to the Cavity Counter
(and he'll hope to?) get rich
(off our?) filthy {something (ass?)} smiles

-From the scene with Carl and Meatwad washing the car

[4 lines or so I can't figure out]

{I don't know, all that rap music is to me is clicks and whistles}
[girls singing some stuff, something like "That's him that's him, whooo hooooo hooo", with some stuff before that]

{Carl, this is my favorite part right here!}
Mess up the mix
Mix up the mess
Come on down yo'
Here's the address
6-1-2 Wharf Avenue
6-1-2 Wharf Avenue

{That's the abandoned warehouse next to Mellon Shakers!}
6-1-2 (----------)
(------------)
(And we're gonna eat it all?)
Your parents, your freinds
and even your teacher
(we'll all join?) hands
and lets go down the street
(---------- a pothole?)
Yeh everybody come
(-----------straight------)
(and i'll you what we're gonna do?)
(we'll all eat some candy?)
(and get in the fun ship?)


I'm still working on it though. I really have no idea on the proper order though, so, who knows. If that ATHF soundtrack ever ends up existing, guess we'll know then right?

[ToliverChap]

Does anyone have any idea about the other song from the ATHF about the Shorties? I thought that one was just as funny cause of the hand waving and all.