View Full Version : Did Ike make a secret deal with Aliens?... or was it just a toothache?
zmanjz
02-19-2004, 09:30 AM
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/4306380/
Evidencs shows that Former President Dwight D. Eisenhower Met with Aliens at Edwards Air Force Base...
OR
He went to the base to use the dentist.
YOU decide who to believe.....
Ike...
or THE MOONINITES!!! :moon: :moon2:
Tienshin
02-19-2004, 09:55 AM
For much of the '90s, Salla studied conflict resolution and tried unsuccessfully to apply that knowledge to prevent war in East Timor and the Balkans, he says. Frustrated, he began looking for an extraterrestrial connection to human misery and, he says, he found evidence of ET visitations -- including the Ike encounter -- on the Internet.
"There's a lot of stuff on the Internet," he says, "and I just went around and pieced it together."
I think these words alone, provide sufficient evidence that this story needs to be taken with a HUGE grain of salt.
OMG TEH INTARNET SIAD IT, ITZ PROLLY TRUE! That silly researcher. He should know better
Lucky Bob
02-19-2004, 10:06 AM
I think someone's been browsing weird news stories, lately. ;)
zmanjz
02-19-2004, 10:31 AM
I think someone's been browsing weird news stories, lately. ;)
MSNBC's front page. that's about as mainstream as I get.
Lucky Bob
02-19-2004, 11:46 AM
MSNBC's front page. that's about as mainstream as I get.
I find mainstream stranger than non, myself. :D
Anyway, sounds like the guy has just been watching The Day The Earth Stood Still (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0043456/) one too many times. It's better than some of the other stuff I've heard. But it doesn't top my personal favorite, Frank Chu (http://brain-terminal.com/video/frank-chu/transcript.html).
Anyone00
02-19-2004, 12:44 PM
Hey, I was hatc.....err....born at Edwards AFB and I can tell you there's no Aliens there and there never was. (Secret stealth air craft, sure; chemical and biological weapons, sure; the Bionic Man and Woman, sure; but no aliens).
But then maybe on the other hand, maybe Ike did meet with Aliens and he was there for the sake of dentistry. After all from the descriptions I've heard of the Nordics they must have fantastically advanced dental technology (along with hair bleaching technology, skin moisturizing, and weight lifting [Nordic Tack anyone]).
And why is it with Red-Neck Alien-Paranoid Nuts it all violent abduction, anal probing, and black helicopter afterwards; and with Liberal Alien Nuts it's all 'The Aliens take you into the space craft in a gentle beam of white light and tell you that mankind should abandon nukes and become extreme environmentalist and join the DNC or the Green Party, because any race that tells me stuff that's exactly what I want to hear must be fantastically advanced'.
And then there's everything with these Women who think they've been having sex with well endowed Lizard Men, but I really don't want to get into that. *flicks tongue*
On a more serious note with all the things going on in this world at this time who in their right mind says 'HEY! Lets do a story about Ike meeting with Aliens 50 years ago'.
ToonamiFanatic
02-19-2004, 02:16 PM
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/4306380/
Evidencs shows that Former President Dwight D. Eisenhower Met with Aliens at Edwards Air Force Base...
OR
He went to the base to use the dentist.
YOU decide who to believe.....
Ike...
or THE MOONINITES!!! :moon: :moon2:
sounds like a slow news day for me. seems like every once and awhile a slow news day these types of stories will surface. but I think its false
Good Ol' Batmanuel!
02-21-2004, 03:04 PM
http://www.fox.com/kingofthehill/pics/images/popup/pic05.jpg
"This news only further confirms my worst fears! Like Ike?! We barely even know the man..."
randomguy
02-21-2004, 10:34 PM
*shifts eyes*
I don't know what you're talking about.
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